Name ONE couple better than these two
Truly my “2022 LolCows of the Year“
Name ONE couple better than these two
Truly my “2022 LolCows of the Year“
I love him, he’s just a chef’s kiss of boomerist perfection. He’s the true avatar of his archetype.
Scott Adams is the kind of old guy who hasn’t worked a REAL job in almost half a century, he might have worked at a car wash in high school, or maybe at one point spent a summer roofing. In all his years, though, Scott hasn’t truly DONE anything that sustains society, it’s nothing but all these optional, silly things like software, comic strips and licensed mugs. He hasn’t sustained infrastructure, alleviated suffering, educated the future - he’s just sold cheap chinese faff with surface-level workplace observations.
But in his mind, the money that he’s made - both for himself and others - means that surely he’s a king of his own creation. He’s BUILT a kingdom all with his own two hands, he’s a hard worker, he knows all about life. All his success is richly deserved, a signifier of pure, unadulterated quality that seeps out of his…hahah…newspaper comic strip.
And so Scott speaks down to the men in the trenches, condescending and insufferable, never straying from his cozy command tent at the rear, brooding over his fresh tea and well-cooked meal.
It never occurs to him why the troops up front, living month after month in the muddy hell of the trenches, refuse to stand at attention when he blows the whistle for another charge into the machine guns.
@RupertvonRipp I need to come up with a name for this, like The E-Celeb Coccoon.
I’ve worked with some celeb-types before, and something I noticed in a real hurry is that time always lets them build up a self-serving circle of devoted celebrants and fans. It’s why the girls are lonely spinsters and the guys boast an eternally creeping ego
Over time they withdraw into this group of yes-men and get further out of synch with the world around them. Once something negative - and often well deserved - cracks through that cocoon they lose their shit just like this.
Where’s that borzoi clipping about how eager people are to join a conspiracy and pretend to be a cool secret spy?
Can’t stop scrolling adams’ feed, it’s just so pitch-perfect.
This fool thinks it’ll be able to comfortably paint on the skyscraper veranda while the nandroid washes the dishes - in reality it will be consuming its dead grandchild’s corpse paste because it’s “ecological protein” and the city zone already hit its white-ish birth quota for the year (on january 2nd)
@MeBigbrain I kinda assume people like this imagine everyone has some hidden, once-in-a-century talent that would be fostered if they have unlimited free time
(in reality it will all be used for masturbation)
Reading that thread, here’s an okay post.
Scott Adams is like: I built a kingdom!!!!
Supercut of scott’s greatest (boomer t-) its
@WashedOutGundamPilot On the last comment, his wife was cheating on him with Andrew Tate, then they got divorced a few months after the wedding, and she celebrated on Twitter saying that she’s available
@Twoinchdestroya WHAT?
Never knew about that angle. Bizarre
even the euros are dunkin’ on this mofo
haha, even funnier, the brain damaged “we can save her” 4ch girl chose better than he did
Der Ewige Boomen’s holiday plans vill not be impeded
@WashedOutGundamPilot I followed both on Twitter at the time, it was hilarious
hahah look at her smug frickin face
@WashedOutGundamPilot No we knew all along it’s scientific fact u are sneaky Jew government and can’t be trusted simple as
hahaha
When you think about it scott is basically doing that “in that last game, man, just before graduation…..aw….if I made that goal I woulda been drafted. I could been in the NFL man, the scouts were there, I could have been a pro” meme
@kuon @Eiregoat @okuu Gramps always said if she ain’t bitchin’, she ain’ breathin’ a lot.
Tends to be true, they like to whine and complain about everything, it’s just how it goes. No matter how good life is, she’ll find something to bitch about to fill the silence.
@Intramuros_ I think I screwed up the post, it’s somewhere in a totally unrelated scotty post
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