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Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Thursday, 21-Nov-2024 16:38:07 JST Hoss Delgado
Jeff has already sealed himself inside a pod surrounded by automated defense systems just like House.

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Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Thursday, 21-Nov-2024 16:38:07 JST Hoss Delgado
FAGMAN wields more power than at least 75% of the countries on the planet.

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Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Thursday, 21-Nov-2024 16:38:05 JST Hoss Delgado
There is something so dark yet hilarious about a suicide pod merchant frantically strangling his first customer because it didn't work.

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Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Thursday, 21-Nov-2024 16:38:02 JST Hoss Delgado
>McDonald's and Burger King conduct a prisoner swap overseen by neutral Wendy's mediators.

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Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Thursday, 21-Nov-2024 16:38:00 JST Hoss Delgado
>tfw RFK Jr goes for a ride in an open-top limo through Dallas mere days before he's due to bring back the Tallow Standard.

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Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Thursday, 21-Nov-2024 16:03:51 JST Hoss Delgado
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The worst part of working retail was being constantly prodded to shill the store credit card. I didn't care about the $100 bonus I got for it, asking some geezer if he wants to open a line of credit while he's just there to get a pair of damn boots made me feel like such a faggot.

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Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Thursday, 21-Nov-2024 16:03:50 JST Hoss Delgado
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Oh, I never successfully shilled the card to anybody but my mom.

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Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Thursday, 21-Nov-2024 16:01:27 JST Hoss Delgado
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- EdBoatConnoisseur
- 空 🍵 🐇
>Customer comes in.
>Already knows exactly what he wants.
>Swipes card.
>Leaves.
Love that nigga.

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Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Thursday, 21-Nov-2024 15:08:55 JST Hoss Delgado
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- Jeff "never puts away anything, especially oven mitts" Cliff, Bringer of Nightmares 🦝🐙 🇱🇧🧯 🇨🇦
Based Jeff bullying Threadscels. I wish I could see them.

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Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Thursday, 21-Nov-2024 12:20:48 JST Hoss Delgado
It's time to make advertising illegal.

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Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Thursday, 21-Nov-2024 12:20:24 JST Hoss Delgado
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>copy/paste isnt in the right click menu anymore
Beat Windows developers to death with a brick in the parking lot outside of Microsoft headquarters. In real life.

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Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Thursday, 21-Nov-2024 11:32:29 JST Hoss Delgado
How long do you think he had been waiting for somebody to ask him that exact question?

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Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Wednesday, 20-Nov-2024 23:19:09 JST Hoss Delgado
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- CoQ_10
- Trevor Goodchild:verified::pondering_orb:
Hollywood should've thought twice before getting rid of their quality control rapist.

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Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Wednesday, 20-Nov-2024 14:48:42 JST Hoss Delgado
- Holly Jolly D-Droid
>You vill own nahzing, your waifus vill be canonically given dicks, and you vill be heppy.

RT: https://poa.st/objects/341cb3cf-f643-44ba-beeb-b0d605f4a5c6
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Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Wednesday, 20-Nov-2024 12:34:17 JST Hoss Delgado
Cream Queen is a pretty cool guy, drives wagons and doesn't afraid of anything.

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Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Wednesday, 20-Nov-2024 12:34:14 JST Hoss Delgado
Understandable, it smells like shit.

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Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Wednesday, 20-Nov-2024 12:33:28 JST Hoss Delgado
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Go mildly irritate somebody else with your skunk fumes.

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Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Wednesday, 20-Nov-2024 12:33:27 JST Hoss Delgado
Sounds like you're not the kind of person that would be on the other end of Cream Queen's wrath.

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Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Wednesday, 20-Nov-2024 08:58:44 JST Hoss Delgado
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- Ardainian Hebrew Israelite
- 🎄 Rick 🎄
Redditors coped for so long with the "n-no it actually came from the wet market across the street!" excuse.

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Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Wednesday, 20-Nov-2024 08:58:42 JST Hoss Delgado
- Ardainian Hebrew Israelite
- 🎄 Rick 🎄
>Trust the experts with the world's most glaringly obvious conflict of interest, chud!

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