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pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Tuesday, 11-Mar-2025 05:32:36 JST

@Doll @dsm @Frank @ins0mniak @ForbiddenDreamer
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pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Tuesday, 11-Mar-2025 02:59:13 JST

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@i @dcc @ins0mniak @lain @phnt There's also the connection expiration time; ports don't get recycled for at least 30s by default. I forget the option name, it's somewhere in sysctl.

pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Tuesday, 11-Mar-2025 02:53:28 JST

pistolero

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@dcc @i @ins0mniak @lain @phnt Yeah, you've gotta edit /etc/security/limits.conf if you're going anywhere with the traffic. Even then, it crashes a lot, you have to babysit it.

pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Tuesday, 11-Mar-2025 02:39:11 JST

pistolero

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@Doll @ins0mniak @waff @ForbiddenDreamer

> Not the normal experience.

Shit was so cash.

pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Monday, 10-Mar-2025 16:34:58 JST

pistolero

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Phantasm

@phnt I don't have the option of using a different language, since Pleroma is written in Elixir already.

pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Monday, 10-Mar-2025 16:34:55 JST

pistolero

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@phnt @ins0mniak

> Despite me generally liking it

This is a mistake. There are some nice parts, sure, but the nice parts of Elixir are all present in Erlang, making Elixir strictly worse than Erlang.

pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Monday, 10-Mar-2025 15:09:47 JST

pistolero

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@koropokkur @i @phnt @ins0mniak I don't remember where I put the file but @ins0mniak is in this thread. :artbell:

pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Monday, 10-Mar-2025 15:09:45 JST

pistolero

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@ins0mniak @i @koropokkur @phnt It's an mp3 and it is relevant to the post I was replying to. :artbell::artbell::artbell::artbell::artbell::artbell:

pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Monday, 10-Mar-2025 15:09:11 JST

pistolero

@lain @i @ins0mniak @phnt That is my favorite image of Terry forever. After that is the "I just wake up and turn on my computer and do whatever I feel like" and then birdideas.jpg.
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pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Monday, 10-Mar-2025 15:08:26 JST

pistolero

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pistolero

:win3_clock::win3_clock::win3_clock::win3_clock::win3_clock::win3_clock:

:elliotmad: The syntax for `with` is terrible.

:win3_clock::win3_clock::win3_clock::win3_clock::win3_clock::win3_clock:

:elliotthinking: I should shove `time` check to see how long it actually takes to build.

:win3_clock::win3_clock::win3_clock::win3_clock::win3_clock::win3_clock:

:mycomputer: 30 seconds to tell you that you forgot a close paren, but indirectly by telling you that the compiler didn't expect to see an `end` there.
:elliotmanic2: ...

:win3_clock::win3_clock::win3_clock::win3_clock::win3_clock::win3_clock:

:mycomputer: Compiling lib/pleroma/web/router.ex (it's taking more than 10s)
:elliotdead: no shit

:win3_clock::win3_clock::win3_clock::win3_clock::win3_clock::win3_clock:

:mycomputer: Okay it compiled.
:elliotmanic:

It still doesn't *work* because I am making some changes to Revolver to avoid having to write more Elixir, unless someone that doesn't hate Elixir wants to go read the code that does the multipart and then tell me how to shove that in. I'm going to just test in prod so uploads are gonna break on FSE for a little while, but they should be much faster by the time everything is fixed and working correctly.
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pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Monday, 10-Mar-2025 15:07:19 JST

pistolero

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ins0mniak

@ins0mniak Code is beautiful until reality starts to intrude.

pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Monday, 10-Mar-2025 15:07:18 JST

pistolero

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ins0mniak

@ins0mniak :bwk: said that it's twice as hard to debug something as to write it in the first place, so if you write it as cleverly as possible, by definition, you're only half as smart as you need to be to debug it.

pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Monday, 10-Mar-2025 15:06:15 JST

pistolero

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@dsm @ins0mniak At any rate, it wouldn't work as an MRF. It's going to go in here: https://git.freespeechextremist.com/gitweb/?p=fse;a=tree;f=lib/pleroma/uploaders;h=2760e1e76ee12d666ebccec87e411a5e8994ec2b;hb=HEAD

pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Monday, 10-Mar-2025 15:04:20 JST

pistolero

:mycomputer: unexpected reserved word: end
:elliomanic: [fixes]
:mycomputer: Compiling 543 files (.ex)
:win3_clock:
:mycomputer: unexpected reserved word: end
:elliotmanic2: [bash bash]
:mycomputer: Compiling 543 files (.ex)
:win3_clock:
:mycomputer: unexpected reserved word: end
:elliotfurious:

pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Monday, 10-Mar-2025 15:04:18 JST

pistolero

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ins0mniak

@ins0mniak I cannot write a module for Pleroma in Go.

pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Monday, 10-Mar-2025 15:04:17 JST

pistolero

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@dsm @ins0mniak This bit I was writing was an uploader. I probably could have just done a "call external program" uploader and then have it just do the Revolver upload. (In fact, I could have just used Revolver; there's a "just store this blob from stdin" invocation and now that there is a "and use a different Revolver instance as the backing store" option, it's kind of trivial to use like that.) That would probably also have been easier to debug. (I have written the Elixir and successfully compiled it; I have not yet attempted to use it, so I haven't debugged it. That's going to occur shortly; if I'm lucky, it'll just work on the first try, but the likely case is uploads on FSE are going to be busted for an hour or two.)

pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Monday, 10-Mar-2025 15:02:36 JST

pistolero

@ForbiddenDreamer @Frank @Doll @ins0mniak You may only choose one. Choose wisely.
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pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Monday, 10-Mar-2025 15:02:35 JST

pistolero

@dsm @ForbiddenDreamer @Doll @Frank @ins0mniak gm
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pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Monday, 10-Mar-2025 15:01:58 JST

pistolero

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@ForbiddenDreamer @Doll @ins0mniak There's also the :bezos: approach: just post a bunch of photos of yourself with the faketitsiest bimbo at the dumbest-looking club.

...Nah, that's a stupid approach.

pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Monday, 10-Mar-2025 15:01:56 JST

pistolero

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@ins0mniak @Doll @ForbiddenDreamer
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