Notices by SaltWraith (saltwraith@poa.st)
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SaltWraith (saltwraith@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 11-May-2024 04:26:32 JST SaltWraith @King_Noticer @Waldbrand @Wiz just don't be too disappointed when the vtuber anime girl of your dreams makes your pp wilt when you see her for real -
SaltWraith (saltwraith@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 04-May-2024 03:13:51 JST SaltWraith @DEERBLOOD @sickburnbro you ever try telling them "bro America fucking sucks" -
SaltWraith (saltwraith@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 07-Apr-2024 05:35:20 JST SaltWraith @Dudebro @MasterSimper @burner @Dan_Hulson @King_Noticer @MeBigbrain @SuperSnekFriend @William_The_Dragonborn @wgiwf @Hoss hey now. I'm not the one who puts these stupid ideas in your heads, I'm more here to point them out and crank their absurdity to the max so you don't say weird shit like that again.
It never works though. -
SaltWraith (saltwraith@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 07-Apr-2024 05:33:29 JST SaltWraith @Hoss @MasterSimper @Dudebro @burner @Dan_Hulson @King_Noticer @MeBigbrain @SuperSnekFriend @William_The_Dragonborn @wgiwf I would too -
SaltWraith (saltwraith@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 07-Apr-2024 05:32:49 JST SaltWraith @King_Noticer @SuperSnekFriend @burner @MasterSimper @Dudebro @Dan_Hulson @MeBigbrain @William_The_Dragonborn @wgiwf "my buddy gifted me the entire Sex With Hitler series and my balls still haven't recovered" - that goblin guy, Easter 2024 -
SaltWraith (saltwraith@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 14-Mar-2024 02:23:22 JST SaltWraith @givenup @Dudebro @skylar @JSDorn @Saber @munir Vtube is fucking garbage and I don't get the appeal. It's just simping for egirls but with more abstractions. -
SaltWraith (saltwraith@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 14-Mar-2024 02:22:53 JST SaltWraith @skylar @JSDorn @Saber @Dudebro @munir @givenup just watch one of the hundreds of cute girls doing cute stuff animes instead -
SaltWraith (saltwraith@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 13-Mar-2024 21:13:53 JST SaltWraith @sickburnbro @dickflatteningenthusiast that's what I'm saying. the world changed but their programming hasn't. -
SaltWraith (saltwraith@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 13-Mar-2024 21:11:14 JST SaltWraith @dickflatteningenthusiast Well they're X-ers, they still think that The Man is some rich old white Christian and that hippies, punk rock and grunge were all totally organic. -
SaltWraith (saltwraith@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 01-Mar-2024 00:56:36 JST SaltWraith @Kyonko802 @caekislove @Meemoo walking sim where you walk through the main street and see Leo Frank being hanged and you high five your bros -
SaltWraith (saltwraith@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 25-Jan-2024 03:12:57 JST SaltWraith @Ottovonshitpost @MK2boogaloo @nozaki @TheEternalBungholio >tfw the Chinese laundromat accent might be the best those gooks can ever hope for -
SaltWraith (saltwraith@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 25-Jan-2024 03:10:14 JST SaltWraith @dictatordave @Ottovonshitpost @nozaki @MK2boogaloo @TheEternalBungholio you should have gotten her in to cornstarch before you got her fired because it'd make sure she dies sooner in painful and embarrassing ways -
SaltWraith (saltwraith@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 21-Jan-2024 23:51:39 JST SaltWraith @King_Noticer @kf01 @CatLord @DEERBLOOD @Meemoo See the problem is most of the Pokemon audience never really grows out of it, and also the designers are somewhat sus because I doubt the art designer is the same age as the 13 year old girl character with the gogo boots and the tiny little skirt. -
SaltWraith (saltwraith@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 21-Jan-2024 23:50:06 JST SaltWraith @kf01 @CatLord @DEERBLOOD @King_Noticer @Meemoo I mean, don't all of the games feature underaged girls wearing clothes that are just slightly inappropriate because they show a little too much skin or are just a little too form-fitting? -
SaltWraith (saltwraith@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 21-Jan-2024 23:49:37 JST SaltWraith @King_Noticer @kf01 @CatLord @DEERBLOOD @Meemoo was that Pokemon White or Nigger or was that Pokemon X or Y chromosome -
SaltWraith (saltwraith@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 21-Jan-2024 23:49:27 JST SaltWraith @Leaflord @Ace66062 @CatLord @DEERBLOOD @Dan_Hulson @King_Noticer @Meemoo Go ahead, I won't read it. I'm just trying to send you down a black hole that you hopefully won't return from -
SaltWraith (saltwraith@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 21-Jan-2024 23:49:20 JST SaltWraith @Ace66062 @Leaflord @CatLord @DEERBLOOD @Dan_Hulson @King_Noticer @Meemoo >leaflord as he takes on the challenge and composes some fresh sin involving Pokebussy or whatever so he can feed on our suffering -
SaltWraith (saltwraith@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 21-Jan-2024 23:49:19 JST SaltWraith @Leaflord @Ace66062 @CatLord @DEERBLOOD @Dan_Hulson @King_Noticer @Meemoo We all knew you would eventually embrace your true calling as "the HP Lovecraft of the interspecies male pregnancy fanfic genre" -
SaltWraith (saltwraith@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 21-Jan-2024 23:05:42 JST SaltWraith @DEERBLOOD @Meemoo imagine being this buttblasted over someone finally doing what Nintendo couldn't for like 25 years now.. A proper 3D Pokemon game that actually works and is fun -
SaltWraith (saltwraith@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 21-Jan-2024 23:05:41 JST SaltWraith @King_Noticer @DEERBLOOD @Meemoo plus it took 25 years for Nintendo to finally try making a 3D chinpokomon while these people just came out and made it
it's kinda like why I'm more lenient towards the flaws of Cyberpunk 2077 than I am towards Bethesda's open world RPGs, Cyberpunk wasn't preceded by 15 years of the same game but slightly improved while Todd's stupid space game was.