Notices by sapphire (sapphire@needs.vodka), page 5
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@sickburnbro @grey @skylar small servo attached to the deadbolt. Unless you’re running that motor in the lock position constantly you’re not gonna overcome the torque from me turning the key and if you do the AA batteries in the lock will die in about 20 minutes
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@grey @sickburnbro looking into it, it’s more for 1. When you’re away from home and 2. To allow family members to access your locks if necessary.
I won’t use it because I’m a chad and don’t have smoke alarms but I can see why it’d be nice to have if you’ve already got the infra for it and don’t want to spend 100 dollars on nest detectors
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@sickburnbro @grey what’s vlad going to do with control of my lights and the ability to send a notification when he pops my locks? Please enlighten me to the actual attack vector here
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iPhone will remind you not to be a nigger now
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@skylar @deprecated_ii >when you save $5 on a shitbox single use computer only to waste 8 hours valued at $50 an hour to get it running
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@brimshae @deprecated_ii @skylar that’s what my employer pays me so it’s worth it to someone
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@bronze @deprecated_ii ok fine, you can blame it all on incompetence and brown people but.... there'd still be good ones out there if that were the case. For every oceangate titan there's an Alvin, for every USS Fitzgerald, there's a destroyer doing decades of stellar service... Hell, for every Pinto there's an F150
Why are there ZERO compelling, safe, or well made EVs
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@deprecated_ii EVs are explosive for the same exact reason gasoline cars are, yet gas cars don't blow up in low speed collisions anymore. weird that they can't figure out how to structurally secure a lithium battery safer than a tank full of FUCKING GASOLINE
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@Agartha_Noble @coolboymew bitch taste like flamin hot cheetos and sweat
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@nugger @Hyperhidrosis NO PUSSY NO PRODUCTIVITY SORRY ZOG
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@nugger @Hyperhidrosis All they had to do was not uberize the porn industry but kikes are retarded and greedy and needed to shave those pussy coins, if theyd given me a thicc shortstack goblina to creampie I wouldn't be a radical
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Lmao this guy is named glowniggger
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@WashedOutGundamPilot @Leaflord I never said collapse was coming any time soon, I said we're deep in the looting phase. Please try to keep up
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@WashedOutGundamPilot @Leaflord were still deep in the looting phase of the empire, get it while you can get it cuz it’s all gonna be gone
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@weaf who the fuck wears 2500 dollar pants and a 65 dollar watch lmfao
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@StaleDonut @RustyCrab @deprecated_ii @nugger if you’re not man enough to control the weather just use the umbrella in the door of your rolls royce if youre destitute and the driver doesn’t do the air for you
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@nugger @RustyCrab @deprecated_ii @StaleDonut no friend it’s positioned so your driver can open the door and remove the umbrella with one motion so you don’t have to get peasant water on your rich guy hair
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@StaleDonut @RustyCrab @deprecated_ii @nugger
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@moomin @RustyCrab @deprecated_ii @nugger @StaleDonut
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@StaleDonut @RustyCrab @deprecated_ii @nugger you don’t have a compressor at home?
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