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1. Sick Burn, Bro (sickburnbro@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 06-Jul-2023 23:31:49 JST Sick Burn, Bro

   • sapphire
   I almost don't believe this
   
   RT: https://needs.vodka/objects/1899e1cb-ec6b-4d6e-9af3-c345d0c20b9f
   • スカイラー🎄🇷🇺 :z: (skylar@misskey.yandere.love)'s status on Thursday, 06-Jul-2023 23:31:45 JST スカイラー🎄🇷🇺 :z:

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     • sapphire
     @sickburnbro @sapphire @grey my brother in Christ this is a consumer door lock, it can be opened with the shit in an average toolbox
   • Sick Burn, Bro (sickburnbro@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 06-Jul-2023 23:31:45 JST Sick Burn, Bro

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     • sapphire
     @skylar @sapphire @grey yeah, but imagine: your toolbox is inside and it's 2am
   • sapphire (sapphire@needs.vodka)'s status on Thursday, 06-Jul-2023 23:31:46 JST sapphire

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     • 》g r e y《:uv:☦️
     @sickburnbro @grey what’s vlad going to do with control of my lights and the ability to send a notification when he pops my locks? Please enlighten me to the actual attack vector here
   • Sick Burn, Bro (sickburnbro@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 06-Jul-2023 23:31:46 JST Sick Burn, Bro

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     • sapphire
     @sapphire @grey find some model where he can lock it remotely and then make it not unlock until your pay ransom or something.
     
     Just more stress I don't need in my life
   • sapphire (sapphire@needs.vodka)'s status on Thursday, 06-Jul-2023 23:31:47 JST sapphire

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     • 》g r e y《:uv:☦️
     @grey @sickburnbro looking into it, it’s more for 1. When you’re away from home and 2. To allow family members to access your locks if necessary.
     
     I won’t use it because I’m a chad and don’t have smoke alarms but I can see why it’d be nice to have if you’ve already got the infra for it and don’t want to spend 100 dollars on nest detectors
   • Sick Burn, Bro (sickburnbro@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 06-Jul-2023 23:31:47 JST Sick Burn, Bro

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     • sapphire
     @sapphire @grey mmm yes family members and totally not random eastern european hackers
   • Sick Burn, Bro (sickburnbro@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 06-Jul-2023 23:31:48 JST Sick Burn, Bro

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     • sapphire
     @sapphire reasons to believe:
     1) they are already listening to everything when you have the digital assistants turned on
     2) super easy to add a check for a chirp
     
     reasons to disbelieve:
     1) easy to change screenshots
     2) they don't actually care that much
   • 》g r e y《:uv:☦️ (grey@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 06-Jul-2023 23:31:48 JST 》g r e y《:uv:☦️

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     • sapphire
     @sickburnbro @sapphire this is a feature, but it's only setup for a specific model of smoke alarm or something. smarthome shit is cancer and everyone who relies on this shit deserves to have their house to burn down when their smart home doesn't alert them.
     
     theverge.com/2023/4/18/23688208/apple-homepod-sound-recognition-smoke-co-alarms
   • スカイラー🎄🇷🇺 :z: (skylar@misskey.yandere.love)'s status on Thursday, 06-Jul-2023 23:32:19 JST スカイラー🎄🇷🇺 :z:

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     • sapphire
     @sickburnbro @sapphire @grey how did i get my toolbox inside it's attached to my truck
     i think we have bigger problems here
   • :bible_wh::confederateflag:RMIV⛎:sonnenrad::yay: (rmiv@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 06-Jul-2023 23:33:43 JST :bible_wh::confederateflag:RMIV⛎:sonnenrad::yay:

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     • sapphire

     @sapphire @sickburnbro see, this is kinda what i’m talking about.

     :gura_sus: 1e+6 litres :flag_china: likes this.
   • :bible_wh::confederateflag:RMIV⛎:sonnenrad::yay: (rmiv@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 06-Jul-2023 23:33:44 JST :bible_wh::confederateflag:RMIV⛎:sonnenrad::yay:

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     • sapphire

     @sapphire @sickburnbro being condescending is like your version of tourettes.

   • sapphire (sapphire@needs.vodka)'s status on Thursday, 06-Jul-2023 23:33:44 JST sapphire

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     @RMIV @sickburnbro and being retarded is like your version of acting smart what’s your point
   • Sick Burn, Bro (sickburnbro@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 06-Jul-2023 23:33:45 JST Sick Burn, Bro

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     • sapphire
     @sapphire @RMIV I mean it's more likely that apple wouldn't tell you that because it would be racist
   • sapphire (sapphire@needs.vodka)'s status on Thursday, 06-Jul-2023 23:33:45 JST sapphire

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     @sickburnbro @RMIV Apple doesn’t make my locks but whatever you’ve gotta tell yourself to fit in with the jeets on /g/
   • :bible_wh::confederateflag:RMIV⛎:sonnenrad::yay: (rmiv@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 06-Jul-2023 23:33:46 JST :bible_wh::confederateflag:RMIV⛎:sonnenrad::yay:

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     • sapphire

     @sapphire @sickburnbro nigger.

   • sapphire (sapphire@needs.vodka)'s status on Thursday, 06-Jul-2023 23:33:46 JST sapphire

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     @RMIV @sickburnbro seethe retard, I’d rather get a notification when the local tweakers kick down my door
   • sapphire (sapphire@needs.vodka)'s status on Thursday, 06-Jul-2023 23:33:47 JST sapphire

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     @sickburnbro I took the screenshot from my own home app retard, you can see a few pixels of my cat in the background