Notices by zonk :fatteratte: (zonk@shitposter.world)
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zonk :fatteratte: (zonk@shitposter.world)'s status on Wednesday, 19-Feb-2025 17:13:54 JST zonk :fatteratte:
and if course im blessed with a horrible fuckass schedule where i have a crazy technical 9pm midterm followed by a 9am economics buttfucking torture session they have the audacity to call a midterm. getting fucked in all holes TWICE within a 12 hour period is too much for my brainpussy to bear 😔 -
zonk :fatteratte: (zonk@shitposter.world)'s status on Wednesday, 19-Feb-2025 17:13:54 JST zonk :fatteratte:
my inner bipolar teenage girl always comes out during midterm season. some days are a manic blur where i learn 2 weeks worth of material in a couple hours. then i come crashing down unable to get out of bed until way past midday. spring break is two and a half weeks away, i just gotta thug it out until then............... -
zonk :fatteratte: (zonk@shitposter.world)'s status on Wednesday, 19-Feb-2025 15:50:11 JST zonk :fatteratte:
i swear cable news is just cocomelon for boomers at this point -
zonk :fatteratte: (zonk@shitposter.world)'s status on Tuesday, 18-Feb-2025 05:11:08 JST zonk :fatteratte:
going through the solutions to my economics homework after getting marked down for some bullshit... i am 3 picoseconds away from crashing out -
zonk :fatteratte: (zonk@shitposter.world)'s status on Monday, 17-Feb-2025 22:35:09 JST zonk :fatteratte:
sometimes i think my friend and i might be special needs kids in disguise -
zonk :fatteratte: (zonk@shitposter.world)'s status on Saturday, 15-Feb-2025 04:55:17 JST zonk :fatteratte:
not gonna lie bros, the new calendar goes kinda hard -
zonk :fatteratte: (zonk@shitposter.world)'s status on Saturday, 15-Feb-2025 04:26:58 JST zonk :fatteratte:
fridey night -
zonk :fatteratte: (zonk@shitposter.world)'s status on Saturday, 15-Feb-2025 00:48:42 JST zonk :fatteratte:
@7666 id rather take the uncertainty of a failing democracy than the stability of an oppressive dictatorship hell-bent on sending me to my death on the front or to prison -
zonk :fatteratte: (zonk@shitposter.world)'s status on Friday, 14-Feb-2025 16:25:49 JST zonk :fatteratte:
hatebate tonight king?? -
zonk :fatteratte: (zonk@shitposter.world)'s status on Friday, 14-Feb-2025 06:25:08 JST zonk :fatteratte:
@p @dcc @dsm @r000t @Wiz @ins0mniak im not in my right mind -
zonk :fatteratte: (zonk@shitposter.world)'s status on Friday, 14-Feb-2025 01:44:29 JST zonk :fatteratte:
vox pops where americans say that that 1/3 is bigger than 1/2 are my guilty pleasure. i know they've been meticulously selected for, but it still doesn't make them any less fun to watch! -
zonk :fatteratte: (zonk@shitposter.world)'s status on Thursday, 13-Feb-2025 19:38:51 JST zonk :fatteratte:
dad is arguing with retards on linkedin again :(
dad please put down the phone it's not good for you :( -
zonk :fatteratte: (zonk@shitposter.world)'s status on Thursday, 13-Feb-2025 03:27:27 JST zonk :fatteratte:
@eal @lain you're right, my dick curvature is never going away 😔 -
zonk :fatteratte: (zonk@shitposter.world)'s status on Thursday, 13-Feb-2025 03:10:45 JST zonk :fatteratte:
@lain I CAN LITERALLY TURN STRAIGHT AND HAVE A BABY AND I STILL WONT HAVE MY WORK AUTHORIZATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -
zonk :fatteratte: (zonk@shitposter.world)'s status on Thursday, 13-Feb-2025 03:10:21 JST zonk :fatteratte:
uscis is such a fucking scam, guess i'm getting the almost $2k premium processing after all -
zonk :fatteratte: (zonk@shitposter.world)'s status on Thursday, 13-Feb-2025 03:10:03 JST zonk :fatteratte:
HUH?????????????????????????????????????????? -
zonk :fatteratte: (zonk@shitposter.world)'s status on Wednesday, 12-Feb-2025 01:39:11 JST zonk :fatteratte:
@lebronjames75 @nyanide lost what, no nut november? because me too -
zonk :fatteratte: (zonk@shitposter.world)'s status on Tuesday, 11-Feb-2025 22:43:23 JST zonk :fatteratte:
might fuck around and get my wisdom teeth removed before they're fully out, so tired of them giving me headaches for nothing -
zonk :fatteratte: (zonk@shitposter.world)'s status on Monday, 10-Feb-2025 12:57:42 JST zonk :fatteratte:
scenes from downtown state college -
zonk :fatteratte: (zonk@shitposter.world)'s status on Saturday, 08-Feb-2025 11:33:06 JST zonk :fatteratte:
working on my 10 page essay that's due tomorrow on the toilet because apparently taking my weekly dump is a luxury now. literally shitposting rn