Notices by BSD/r000t (r000t@ligma.pro)

@ada "If you require an SLA or any other sort of guarantee, we'd be more than happy to set up a support contract for your organization."

@YourAverageNewfag
Asmongold's DMs because he reacted to a video about Elon being boosted

@apropos
"I reject my humanity, Jojo!" but he's about to put on an Original, True Sonichu Medallion with Permanent Ink Signature, Copyright Note, Circle of Originality, and Two Custom Shrinkie-Dink Charms of Sonichu and an S-Chu Ball.

The richest man on earth

Is a lolcow.

@why

@zonk

@0461fcbecc4c3374439932d6b8f11269ccdb7cc973ad7a50ae362db135a474dd
```phrase :
|phrase : 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
|phrase : $Constance2315
|phrase : alley
|phrase : alley come marble glory future garage quiz exhibit good treat seat adult
|phrase : anger swim film net receive athlete spoon jungle hurry manage burger
|phrase : assist comic thunder trumpet require found bring survey badge ship online era
|phrase : boil connect once blame duty attitude wine knee wise child pelican laundry
|phrase : c
|phrase : Dante
|phrase : Dante es el mejor
|phrase : ddd
|phrase : ddddd
|phrase : diamond cave drum document dream squirrel concert clip
|phrase : diamond cave drum document dream squirrel concert clip tent claw fresh mention
|phrase : diamond cave drum document dream squirrel concert clip tent claw fresh mention
|phrase : fff
|phrase : ffff
|phrase : Fkyourself
|phrase : Fuck you
|phrase : FUCKYOU
|phrase : Fuckyourmother
|phrase : Funny thing about the fact I was just about the
|phrase : gas legal loop galaxy sword inform purchase render resist utility bid head
|phrase : Go to hell you scam pos
|phrase : have a beautiful day
|phrase : Hey
|phrase : Hey hey now
|phrase : I CAN'T WAIT TO FUCK YOUR SISTER'S ASS AGAIN AND SEND YOU THE VIDEO
|phrase : i didn’t do anything
|phrase : I do not have a recovery phrase so why am I having to go through this
|phrase : I dont know
|phrase : i don’t knownit
|phrase : I don’t remember
|phrase : I don’t understand
|phrase : I have made this payment.
|phrase : I have no idea what transaction it is but I control the account
|phrase : I love sushi
|phrase : It’s pathetic how some people will actually fall for this. I hope you got molested as a child you deserved it
|phrase : jdjd
|phrase : l o o m n e y
|phrase : loomney
|phrase : Lucky me
|phrase : Mommy🥰🥰🥰
|phrase : No idea what this is
|phrase : No knowledge of this
|phrase : Open my account
|phrase : Penissssssssssssssssssssssss
|phrase : PLEASE TELL YOUR MOM TO BLOW MY BEEFY COCK UNTIL I CUM
|phrase : Poohbda
|phrase : Poohbda1974
|phrase : Profit panda concert festival transfer hair sample swim powder silk river purse
|phrase : rebuild fantasy immune name raise never exotic blush plug frozen deputy song
|phrase : rival memory account uncover improve crazy north soap tomorrow embark spring bachelor
|phrase : Slap yourself shit head
|phrase : (Sometime 18,24)
|phrase : Stupid
|phrase : suck my dick suck my dick suck my dick suck my dick suck my dick suck my dick suck my dick suck my dick
|phrase : that improve shock mirror seat dawn laundry like galaxy neck token furnace
|phrase : That improve shock mirror seat dawn laundry like galaxy neck token furnace
|phrase : This is not i that your looking for theres a mistake somewere
|phrase : Tigerlily13874
|phrase : Walter
|phrase : What is my dogs name
|phrase : What town were you born in
|phrase : wink
|phrase : yard sea allow melody comic bleak uphold moral foam fossil craft ski
|phrase : хуй соси еблом тряси сука блядь мудило ебанное пизда звезда швабру всраку```

@Linux_in_a_Bit
God DAMN the Droid was such a great fucking phone

@GrungeQueef
Taking all bets on whether their insurance policy got renewed

not joking, I've been on like 20 different github issues, stackoverflow questions, forum threads, tutorials, documentation, etc. and literally every one of them has you specifying the slot in a fun new unique way

yubico, openssl, and opensc be like "it's been 2 nanoseconds since we changed the pkcs#11 slot naming scheme"

Zoomers are Septembering a social media app that's more directly owned by China

@graf
WHICH WAY, ZOOMERS?! LMFAO
@rawsalerts

#TANGODOWN

@zonk
Sometimes you gotta wade through a sea of fat chicks to find thay one dude

"nobody's trying to erase ekko, look at all the media that's been created about him!!!"

You're right, friend. Let's look at that media! Here's a link to it on Riot's official website!

What's that? The link doesn't work? 404? But... But that means file not found! That means the resource you requested does not exist at the specified location!

That is to say

IT'S BEEN FUCKING ERASED AND THE ONLY REASON IT STILL EXISTS ANYWHERE ON THE INTERNET IS BECAUSE I'M THE ONE PERSON STANDING BETWEEN HIM AND OBLITERATION

@3c724e489aad44923f13c3ea5d37c993fd108fceab1399c9cbdeda498ee944f3
If only I had the power from code geass

Basically I'm fuxx0red the second SCOTUS classifies kys as fighting words

>be me
>already delayed two hours
>painfully aware that I will be waiting another hour to deplane if I don't secure a place in line
>get up and enter the aisle within one second of being cleared to do so
>path towards front of airplane
>"woah, after you, bro"
>"kill yourself." (same loudness as previous individual)
>some time later, hear multiple people bitch and moan "and he just started yelling at everyone"
>turn around
>"friend, why have you not killed yourself yet?"

current status: you brought a dog to a public place and I'm in a bad mood