Notices by 𝚝𝚑𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚝@𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚝𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛.𝚌𝚕𝚞𝚋 (threat@shitposter.world), page 5

welkome to komrade threat's cooking show, truck driving with elvis

on today's show, we're going to demonstrate how to make the elvis peanut butter and banana sammich while living in your semi truck. this can be applied to any vehicle you're living in. however we will be focusing on smaller semis today

step 1: pull the ole rig into wal-mart parking lot, they love that shit
step 2: purchase some whole wheat/grain bread
step 3: purchase aluminum foil
step 4: purchase peanut butter
step 5: purchase a banana
step 6: pay for it, or shoplift. ymmv
step 7: take two pieces of bread in aluminum foil and put them on your hot engine block. don't worry, petroleum fumes are vitamin b12 so you're fine
step 8: once you're finished toasting (burning) your bread, break a banana up and smear it on the toast with your finger or whatever you have handy (windshield wipers are great for this!)
step 9: using a spoon (you did buy a spoon?) or the other end of the wiper blade, use some elbow grease and dig deep into the peanut butter jar and scoop a massive pile onto it.
step 10: put it all together like a sammich
step 11: profit!

desperate times call for desperate measures. stay hungry and keep on trucking, ahuh ahuh huh huh!

what do you do when your wireguard exit goes down and you stop routing egress? well you sure can add more exits and i did. but then you're stuck manually re-routing traffic and potentially triggering an upstream failure

pain is harbinger of solution.

~30 lines of go and a systemd unit later. solve the problem. if it doesn't work it's because i didn't pay my bills

@Silverwolf @Hoss @coolboymew @lykanthrocide @noyoushutthefuckupdad @sun

50+ is a good reason not to especially if female, those change of life babies...

i'm not female. plus i'm pretty much a loner by choice. very hard to find a woman who wants to talk computer science, philosophy, and memes in my age bracket. i date here and there, but nothing long-term.

Having children through spite is also good reason to do so. They don't want you to. They've made it hard to do so. Do it anyway as the ultimate 'fuck you'.

who is they? the state?