Notices by Jonny (jonny@annihilation.social)
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@Tony @RJ805 @ApocalyptoLatte1488 @ArmadilloRancher @Captain80s @Evil_Bender @Tadg_macNuadat @lord_nougat @zeke @DC5FAN @Frondeur @HockeyDoxie @Jonny
When was the last time you had a sex dream?
I haven’t had a sex dream in 5 years, at least.
That shit ain’t fair.
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@HockeyDoxie @Tony @RJ805 @ApocalyptoLatte1488 @ArmadilloRancher @Captain80s @Evil_Bender @Tadg_macNuadat @lord_nougat @zeke @DC5FAN @Frondeur @Jonny
Do girls have the Superman flying dream, or is it just dudes?
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@HockeyDoxie @Tony @RJ805 @ApocalyptoLatte1488 @ArmadilloRancher @Captain80s @Evil_Bender @Tadg_macNuadat @lord_nougat @zeke @DC5FAN @Frondeur @Jonny @Thickasabrick
Now describe Brad Pitt as a vampire.
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@HockeyDoxie @RJ805 @ApocalyptoLatte1488 @ArmadilloRancher @Captain80s @Evil_Bender @Tadg_macNuadat @lord_nougat @zeke @DC5FAN @Frondeur @Jonny
Remember when we were on a kick about talking about our dreams a couple years ago?
I had a terrible dream the other night, which happens when I’m sober for a few days in a row.
I dreamt that I was on a college field trip and Justin Trudeau was my bunk mate battle buddy. I let him be in charge of all the itinerary/planning while on the trip. He caught wind of an evacuation order from the place we were visiting. He didn’t tell me about it. He just quietly started packing his bags.
I put 2 and 2 together and realized that he was leaving me in the dust.
I then strangled him too death.
It’s very hard too fight in your dreams, but in this dream, I was able too get my hands on him, and slowly squeeze the life out of him.
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@lord_nougat @RJ805 @ApocalyptoLatte1488 @ArmadilloRancher @Captain80s @Evil_Bender @Tadg_macNuadat @zeke @DC5FAN @Frondeur @HockeyDoxie @Jonny
I woke up distraught. I think this is the first time I’ve ever killed anyone in a dream.
I did once hit a black chick in the head with a pipe, who was yelling at me in a Walmart.
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@lord_nougat @RJ805 @ApocalyptoLatte1488 @ArmadilloRancher @Captain80s @Evil_Bender @Tadg_macNuadat @zeke @DC5FAN @Frondeur @HockeyDoxie @Jonny
I wish I could just have sex dreams like I did when I was 16.
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@Tony @RJ805 @ApocalyptoLatte1488 @ArmadilloRancher @Captain80s @Evil_Bender @Tadg_macNuadat @lord_nougat @zeke @DC5FAN @Frondeur @HockeyDoxie @Jonny
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@DC5FAN @RJ805 @ApocalyptoLatte1488 @ArmadilloRancher @Captain80s @Evil_Bender @Tadg_macNuadat @lord_nougat @zeke @Frondeur @HockeyDoxie @Jonny
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@Frondeur @ApocalyptoLatte1488 @Captain80s @Evil_Bender @Tadg_macNuadat @zeke @DC5FAN @HockeyDoxie @Jonny
My arresting officer (Macadengdeng) lied about Jonny Fever being violent.
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@ArmadilloRancher @ApocalyptoLatte1488 @Captain80s @Evil_Bender @Tadg_macNuadat @zeke @DC5FAN @Frondeur @HockeyDoxie @Jonny
What’s your mom’s name?
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@ArmadilloRancher @ApocalyptoLatte1488 @Captain80s @Evil_Bender @Tadg_macNuadat @zeke @DC5FAN @Frondeur @HockeyDoxie @Jonny
This is true.
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@lord_nougat @ApocalyptoLatte1488 @ArmadilloRancher @Captain80s @Evil_Bender @Tadg_macNuadat @zeke @DC5FAN @Frondeur @HockeyDoxie @Jonny
Yes. Parts of Hawaii are kinda gay and kinda kiked, but not overly gay and kiked. It’s very doable.
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@RJ805 @ApocalyptoLatte1488 @ArmadilloRancher @Captain80s @Evil_Bender @Tadg_macNuadat @lord_nougat @zeke @DC5FAN @Frondeur @HockeyDoxie @Jonny
Are you Pacific Islander?
What’s your mom’s name?
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@RJ805 @ApocalyptoLatte1488 @ArmadilloRancher @Captain80s @Evil_Bender @Tadg_macNuadat @lord_nougat @zeke @DC5FAN @Frondeur @HockeyDoxie @Jonny
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@DC5FAN @RJ805 @ApocalyptoLatte1488 @ArmadilloRancher @Captain80s @Evil_Bender @Tadg_macNuadat @lord_nougat @zeke @Frondeur @HockeyDoxie @Jonny
My balcony isn’t full of bullshit yet. I’m embarrassed.
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@DC5FAN @ApocalyptoLatte1488 @Captain80s @Evil_Bender @Tadg_macNuadat @zeke @HockeyDoxie @Jonny
Show me your mom tits.
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@DC5FAN @ApocalyptoLatte1488 @Captain80s @Evil_Bender @Tadg_macNuadat @zeke @HockeyDoxie @Jonny
Weed b gone, when was the last time you got slapped so hard that your little hat came off?
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@Evil_Bender @ApocalyptoLatte1488 @ArmadilloRancher @Captain80s @Tadg_macNuadat @zeke @DC5FAN @Frondeur @HockeyDoxie @Jonny
20 people got arrested on the Wednesday I did. I was the only one who didn’t get banished from Waikīkī but I’m still on probation, so I can’t say jew out loud.
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@lord_nougat @ApocalyptoLatte1488 @ArmadilloRancher @Captain80s @Evil_Bender @Tadg_macNuadat @zeke @DC5FAN @Frondeur @HockeyDoxie @Jonny
You can’t fight a Samoan. They have the strength of two men
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@RJ805 @ApocalyptoLatte1488 @ArmadilloRancher @Captain80s @Evil_Bender @Tadg_macNuadat @lord_nougat @zeke @DC5FAN @Frondeur @HockeyDoxie @Jonny
Aloha!
Jonny
jews are gross
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