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welkome to komrade threat's cooking show, truck driving with elvis

on today's show, we're going to demonstrate how to make the elvis peanut butter and banana sammich while living in your semi truck. this can be applied to any vehicle you're living in. however we will be focusing on smaller semis today

step 1: pull the ole rig into wal-mart parking lot, they love that shit
step 2: purchase some whole wheat/grain bread
step 3: purchase aluminum foil
step 4: purchase peanut butter
step 5: purchase a banana
step 6: pay for it, or shoplift. ymmv
step 7: take two pieces of bread in aluminum foil and put them on your hot engine block. don't worry, petroleum fumes are vitamin b12 so you're fine
step 8: once you're finished toasting (burning) your bread, break a banana up and smear it on the toast with your finger or whatever you have handy (windshield wipers are great for this!)
step 9: using a spoon (you did buy a spoon?) or the other end of the wiper blade, use some elbow grease and dig deep into the peanut butter jar and scoop a massive pile onto it.
step 10: put it all together like a sammich
step 11: profit!

desperate times call for desperate measures. stay hungry and keep on trucking, ahuh ahuh huh huh!