Notices by Matt Hamilton (eriner@noauthority.social), page 21

@chanon

I hope you're all enjoying all this #nostalgia I'm dishing up.

AFI - Miss Murder

@dcc

Everybody stutters one way or the other so check out my message to you.

As a matter of fact, don't let nothin' hold you back, if the Scatman can do it, so can you.

I'm the Scatman

badabadaba bee-ba-ba-bada-bop

@arcanicanis @amerika @wjmaggos @EmoIsDeadAndSoAmI

> I recently even uncovered a very critical vulnerability in Mastodon
> ... and would like to ping the respective developers on mastodon.social, but I can’t: because mastodon.social just abruptly blocked my server

Welcome to the club, my friend. You're in good company.

RT: https://noagendasocial.com/@eriner/101001842883171058

@Jack5150 ew no. Imagine a wet cold soggy sock while wearing it in the snow.

Demonstrate your abilities as an apex predator to the snow and melt it with your skin.

@CattleBaron @Richard The Internet doesn't want to hear my opinion on jeans.

I wash them once they stand up by themselves. Toss 'em in the freezer for 15m if they smell (rarely).

I am, however, in the market for some cowboy boots to replace my laced leather work boots.

@Richard lol that's exactly what @Sophistifunk said.

Another thing many of you probably don't know: I lived in San Francisco for 2 years.

Haters will say I wear sandals because I lived in California.

I pity thee with poor foot circulation and baby-like tolerance to cold.

Hi my name is Matt Hamilton and I'm an all-year sandal wearing, gun toting, freedom loving, individual empowering, open-minded opinion haver who runs a social media website that agitates conservatives and liberals alike because of the combination of personal opinions and my principled stance on freedom of speech.

Sports, MSM, vidya games, and social media is all encouraged by the government.

It is the "circuses" part of the "bread and circuses" equation. If the people had more than 48 hours without external commercial stimulus, they would realize how badly they're getting fucked and how upside down it all is.

Can't have that.

Who's excited for the SUPERBOWL?!?!

I've decided to hire a forestry mulcher (skidsteer with a big grinder) to cut down the junk on 2-3 acres of my land.

All my land is currently new growth (mostly invasive) trees. Was pasture 25 years ago.

I've been thinking about this for the last 3 years but I think it's finally time to just do it. Expensive, but it's going to make the land usable.

I'll cut down the big stuff and chop it for firewood myself.

@Richard Room for activities. I sit on 15 acres but it's all (junk) woods.

I'd ultimately like half of it to become pasture, and the other half agricultural.

Chicken and steers will be in pasture, pigs rotated in the woods.

This year, my only goal is to clean up the land and plan for the next year though. Doubt I'll do animals this year; won't have time.

u guys think I’ll lose the fingernail or nah?

Cat butt

So the reason you hear about "sweepstakes" on the radio and shit is because the Federal government is a criminal cartel that make sure that they're the only ones allowed to run lotteries, which are prize + chance + consideration.

So if you allow people to enter without purchase (mail-in), then you've removed consideration and it's now prize + chance, which is legally not a lottery.

"No purchase necessary"

Government is legalized broad daylight mafia.

@neanderthalsnavel This is how my local volunteer fire department operates. By far the best kind of fundraiser.

Got a little bit of everything. Gambling, donating, fun prizes (guns, ATVs, grills, etc).

You buy your tickets knowing you probably won't win, but at least the money is going somewhere good.

Hmm.... Maybe this is how I should raise funds for NAS operating costs?

I bet running it online and exposing it to other states exposes me to a bunch of Federal and other states' legal bullshit though. Hmm.

@neanderthalsnavel Just did a quick search:

> Raffles of personal property (generally defined as all property other than real estate) are usually governed at the county level in Maryland.

My county is listed as "Does not issue permits for raffles".

I'll keep digging to make sure government goons aren't going to come and kidnap me if I do an online raffle to raise funds for the site.

Thanks for the inspiration :)

When Hamas attacked Israel, I criticized Israel for penning everyone up in an open air concentration camp and said that Hamas’ attack was unsurprising, like hornets attacking after you shake the nest.

I also said that Israel bombing the shit out of people indiscriminately was the obvious conclusion, and that the Hamas attack would be justification for Israel to murder their enemies.

Now many weeks later, the Zionist war pigs and their kvetching American hawk ass-pals be lookin’ mighty silly.

@Bob_Smith The “beheaded babies” part is beyond questionable, but I said “when Hamas attacked Israel”, what more do you want from me?

Oy gevalt! Violence! Who could have possibly anticipated this? Anudda shoah!