Notices by Master of Navel Gazing (neanderthalsnavel@noauthority.social)

@Twig

"what goes up goes down twice as fast" -anonymous

"Don't be the bag hodler." -Santa Claus.

"I'd like to cash in these 100 BTC I 'found'" -Uncle Satoshi.

@Humpleupagus @Twig

Like all stonks
My issue with these coins is that it represents nothing
It doesn't represent the production or service or cash flow of anything.
It is potentially useful right now for cross border money laundering but that is eroding.
It's demand exists because its going up .

A ton of risk in that

*Mac and Linux machines are unaffected...

Bwahahahahaha!!!!

Let's face it. The Windows NT OS architecture BLOWZ.

this crowdstrike software is running at a kernel level and then has a memory access fault.
And the released the update all at once instead of trying it out first.

What 🤡 💩

@PurpCat @icedquinn @Forestofenchantment @gentoobro i'd like to see a stat on how many Linux servers get pwned every year. Do the constant WordPress attacks actually let the attacker control the whole machine? I've only heard of WordPress chaos.

YT is better than TV. And it only costs an Internet connection and a cheap device.

And it's free (because we use ad blockers)

https://youtu.be/zEJuuKELzko

@FortyTwo why? I haven't seen an Internet ad in 15 years.

SI figured out that they should put some non-morbidly obese real white women with assets in their swimsuit issue.

There were two Oswalds.

I love it when the royals think they work.

"My work has always brought me a deep sense of joy and I look forward to being back when I am able, but for now I must focus on making a full recovery."

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/princess-kate-cancer-announcement/

different drivethrus keep asking me if I want to round up for their charities

"Not today (ever)!" 🙂

Holy shit my teen niece asked for a "chest binder" for her bday. I'm 53 I was today days old when I learned what a "chest binder" is. I said a "chest protector" to play softball catcher?! No....because she thinks she is a boy. WTF. At least my sister in law is freaking out about it. She took the smartphone away and banned her from girl scouts. At least a blitzkrieg now, even if it's late in the game, is better than nothing.

Holy crap it's Friday. I thought it was Wednesday

Holy crap there are a lot of Taylor Swift deep fakes! Hermione too. Geez....

The tech is made and then the kink immediately follows.

@CrimeaRiver just search "Taylor Swift deep fake" with safe search off and click images.

I don't want to do 'day of giving' from private schools. I want RAFFLE TICKETS!!!! through which to donate.

I have 100 more followers than on NAS. We should migrate servers every few months so I can boost my stats!