Notices by CEO of Monoeye Dating (ceo_of_monoeye_dating@bae.st), page 9
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CEO of Monoeye Dating (ceo_of_monoeye_dating@bae.st)'s status on Thursday, 06-Jun-2024 17:05:28 JST 
CEO of Monoeye Dating
@SuperSnekFriend @Owl @syrenka @bleedingphoenix Guy snekfriend is imagining: "UOH I WOULD LOVE TO THRUST MY COCK IN THIS HOLE RIGHT HERE."
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CEO of Monoeye Dating (ceo_of_monoeye_dating@bae.st)'s status on Thursday, 06-Jun-2024 17:05:24 JST
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@syrenka @Owl @SuperSnekFriend @bleedingphoenix It's called "nicecrew button" bro -
CEO of Monoeye Dating (ceo_of_monoeye_dating@bae.st)'s status on Thursday, 06-Jun-2024 17:05:24 JST
CEO of Monoeye Dating
@Owl @SuperSnekFriend @bleedingphoenix @syrenka Men should not look at this and go "UOH I WANT TO THRUST MY DICK RIGHT INTO ONE OF THOSE HOLES RIGHT THERE."
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CEO of Monoeye Dating (ceo_of_monoeye_dating@bae.st)'s status on Thursday, 06-Jun-2024 17:04:23 JST
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@bleedingphoenix @Owl @syrenka @SuperSnekFriend Yes, definitely there's more than a few ways to do mantis girl.
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CEO of Monoeye Dating (ceo_of_monoeye_dating@bae.st)'s status on Thursday, 06-Jun-2024 17:04:22 JST
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@Owl @syrenka @SuperSnekFriend @bleedingphoenix Oh yeah you haven't played MGQ have you Owl? -
CEO of Monoeye Dating (ceo_of_monoeye_dating@bae.st)'s status on Thursday, 06-Jun-2024 17:04:20 JST
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@Owl @syrenka @SuperSnekFriend @bleedingphoenix To be fair you kinda have to have brain damage to think MGQ is porn to fap to. -
CEO of Monoeye Dating (ceo_of_monoeye_dating@bae.st)'s status on Thursday, 06-Jun-2024 17:04:18 JST
CEO of Monoeye Dating
@SuperSnekFriend @Owl @syrenka @bleedingphoenix go ahead, circle on the picture which hole you think a man can fap to -
CEO of Monoeye Dating (ceo_of_monoeye_dating@bae.st)'s status on Thursday, 06-Jun-2024 17:04:16 JST
CEO of Monoeye Dating
@SuperSnekFriend @Owl @bleedingphoenix :senko_scream2: emoji? Really? That's the guy *you* had in your head snekbro! Why are you screaming at your own thoughts? -
CEO of Monoeye Dating (ceo_of_monoeye_dating@bae.st)'s status on Thursday, 06-Jun-2024 14:04:06 JST
CEO of Monoeye Dating
Welcome to Day 6 of the first "Biggest Faggot on Fediverse" Tournament! #FaggotTourney
First, the updates:
-Judge Dread defeated PonyPanda in a ridiculous 31-18 match. PonyPanda managed to keep himself from posting gay porn since his last victory: he's absolutely earned the right to bow out of this contest, everybody give him a big round of applause!
-Even more overwhelming is Tomato's win over Trevor Goodchild: Trevor only received 4 votes to Tomato's 21. Even the people who nominated Trevor didn't show up to vote for him: absolutely sad performance by people trying to push him forward! :shrug:
-Today's matches are Maija vs. CSB and Meso vs. Ratposter.
-The Meso vs. Ratposter matchup is one where both contestants are actually trying to win! Keep that in mind when you're voting: I'm not going to help either of them out by talking them up, they'll do that themselves!
-The Maija vs. CSB matchup is... there's no words for it. :awoo_sweat:
💦 CSB's performance has come into light over the last week, and we can't call him a dark horse anymore: it looks like NAS is fully mobilized to pull for their local punching bag! Meanwhile, Maija has just defeated someone with a near-permanent hate-base in one of the few upsets of the first round! This match has a lot of potential for fire, to the point where I'm afraid to count the resulting mess! :blobcatfearful:
-haha i definitely didn't forget to post the bracket please don't look at the other thread
Last, the rules:
1) There's no built-in poll. I will make a thread for each match: reply with the name of the person you want to vote for in that thread. The thread will be open for approximately 24 hours, and I will of course be lenient on this.
2) In order for your vote to be counted as eligible, you must have been on an instance federating with bae.st since January 2024.
3) Account holders may not vote against themselves! Furthermore, account holders who have nominated themselves (Ratposter) may not vote for themselves!
4) Known alts are discarded when discovered, and the offender's votes are all removed!
Failure to follow these rules will cause me to mute you for the duration of the tournament - invalidating your votes for the remainder of the tournament!
Remember, have fun! Or have salt. :ayaya:
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CEO of Monoeye Dating (ceo_of_monoeye_dating@bae.st)'s status on Thursday, 06-Jun-2024 14:04:05 JST
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@Chzikken_1486 That scheme actually blows up really bad if CSB wins today. I was expecting Maija to be "Assmad Troon" so it fits but it doesn't fit CSB well. -
CEO of Monoeye Dating (ceo_of_monoeye_dating@bae.st)'s status on Thursday, 06-Jun-2024 13:20:50 JST
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#FaggotTourney Quarterfinals, Match 3:
@maija (AKA bajillion different people)
vs.
@CSB
Notes about Maija:
"Im pretty sure hes a legit child rapist." - @Soy_Magnus
Maija is one of the lesser known contestants, but they have a reputation for themselves - despite hopping accounts every month or two! They're a troon in the middle of Eastern Europe, and they're a normal terminally online tranny...except for their recent interactions with pedi! That's right, Maija is most recently well known for getting kicked off of pernia's instance for...being told not to talk to pedophiles, and then proceeding to tag as many pedophiles as they can in the thread!
Their continued interaction with these people has given them a reputation as possibly being a pedophile. Between this and their normal behavior...I can't do it justice with words alone.
Notes about CSB:
"The punching bag of NAS" - @dj
"he literally likes drawing crude gross man ass." - @leyonhjelm
(CSB really wants to let you know that he thinks this is a lie, but this is a quote from someone so I'm leaving it there)
"NAS rules state that it is MANDATORY that at every opportunity...remind CSB that he is a fucktard, faggot, cunt, jew (preferably dirty) or other slur..." - @fuknukl
CSB started out as the dark horse of this race: nobody knew what they could expect. However, after his first race against Paulo, we saw exactly how much NAS can come forward for their own - and it looks like they're chomping at the bit, ready to swarm this thread the moment it comes up!
Remember:
-Reply to this thread with your vote, in text form
-You have to have been around since Jan 2024, or you can't vote.
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CEO of Monoeye Dating (ceo_of_monoeye_dating@bae.st)'s status on Thursday, 06-Jun-2024 13:20:49 JST
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@CSB @Soy_Magnus @dj @fuknukl @leyonhjelm @maija Thankfully CSB has sent me a DM again asking that I remove leyonhjelm's quote from the entry.
I added a note to his entry with his protestation, but am not removing it: it's a quote from someone else, and any who take issue with its veracity can take it up with leyonhjelm.
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CEO of Monoeye Dating (ceo_of_monoeye_dating@bae.st)'s status on Thursday, 06-Jun-2024 06:44:45 JST
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#FaggotTourney Quarterfinals, Match 1:
@judgedread
vs.
@PonyPanda
Comments on Judge Dread:
"Is self explanatory. Boomer ex-cop, atheist, GOP armchair analyst, and his life revolves around consooming. He spends all day posting "woke Disney is so bad" type essays. Nigga. Who the fuck cares. He once spent 3 days filling the timeline with a series of essays on how he would "fix" the Disneyland Starwars Galaxy's Edge rides. And he thinks he's smart for doing this. Mega cringe!" - @lonestarr
Yes, after a relatively uneventful opening where Judge Dread ABSOLUTELY DESTROYED his competition, we're here - the tournament favorite, with as many nominations as the second two competitors combined! Judge Dread is basically the posterboy for "Gab refugee who cannot and will not assimilate to fedi culture properly." If you're here, you're probably blocked by him. Don't worry about him being tagged in every post here: he won't see a single one of them! his 31-11 victory set the standard for the rest of the tournament: a truly jawdropping 20 vote gap between him and the ironclad internet rule that "OP is a faggot."
Comments on PonyPanda:
"Thugposting isn't gay." - @PonyPanda
"...he likes BBC posting..." @Doll
On the flip side, PonyPanda has just recently knocked one of Dread's crew out of the tournament - in a narrower battle, with far lower turnout, a measly 16-9. Will PonyPanda's absolutely brilliant strategy of shutting the fuck up for half a week keep him from moving forward in this tournament, or will he jump in to the thread and post gay nigger asshole again? This match is PonyPanda's to lose, folks!
Remember:
-Reply to this thread with your vote, in text form
-You have to have been around since Jan 2024, or you can't vote.
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CEO of Monoeye Dating (ceo_of_monoeye_dating@bae.st)'s status on Thursday, 06-Jun-2024 06:38:33 JST
CEO of Monoeye Dating
#FaggotTourney Quarterfinals, Match 2:
@mischievoustomato
vs.
@TrevorGoodchild
Comments on Tomato:
Notes about Tomato:
"...always lusting over traps." - @dj
He's in this tournament largely for lusting over traps and trannies! What more is there to say here? Well, his near-constant thirst over Paulo while they were transitioning has given him a reputation for being a groomer. After a razor-thin victory against Epictittus - someone who had just that day made a giant laughingstock of themselves - will tomato's homosexuality take the lead in the tournament?
Notes about Trevor Goodchild:
"...bringing most of gab over to poast on purpose, nigga is literally holding open the gates of Toledo. We wouldn't have the gablin problem if not for him." - @lonestarr
That really says it all. Trevor's been here for a long time without anyone having any beef with him - but bringing in the Gab scourge has turned a few eyes his way. He is *also* here after an incredibly narrow victory against King VAX himself, Jeff Cliff. Both of them commanded sincere respect from certain people - will Trevor's long past of being a decent person knock him out, or will his recent flooding the fediverse with gablins be his downfall?
Remember:
-Reply to this thread with your vote, in text form
-You have to have been around since Jan 2024, or you can't vote.
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CEO of Monoeye Dating (ceo_of_monoeye_dating@bae.st)'s status on Wednesday, 05-Jun-2024 09:28:52 JST
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@Moto_Chagatai god damnit I keep reading this as "CSAM" -
CEO of Monoeye Dating (ceo_of_monoeye_dating@bae.st)'s status on Wednesday, 05-Jun-2024 09:25:56 JST
CEO of Monoeye Dating
@ArdainianRight >more than 1 in 20 Americans are gei
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CEO of Monoeye Dating (ceo_of_monoeye_dating@bae.st)'s status on Wednesday, 05-Jun-2024 07:06:13 JST
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@ChristiJunior @hauntedhideaway @Owl @jjetty >Imagined counterexample
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CEO of Monoeye Dating (ceo_of_monoeye_dating@bae.st)'s status on Wednesday, 05-Jun-2024 07:05:40 JST
CEO of Monoeye Dating
@ChristiJunior @Owl @hauntedhideaway @jjetty Nobody around here is going to use the nigger example. We're talking about human psychology, not the psychology of monkeys.
If you routinely beat a child they aren't going to remember what they did wrong - they're going to remember the beatings. Stack up enough of them and you end up with an adult whose memory of their childhood is "my parents enjoyed hitting me." It instills a strong sense of "might makes right," and around the teen years the kid often becomes physically mightier than the adult. I have aunts/uncles who ended up getting beat by their teenaged sons, and honestly I don't think negatively of this outcome. -
CEO of Monoeye Dating (ceo_of_monoeye_dating@bae.st)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Jun-2024 15:59:11 JST
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My take on this:
So far everyone who has made it into the quarterfinals is undeniably a big faggot.
Except for Quarterfinals 4 (Ratposter is a very strong favorite), each of those matches will be very close.
There's a clear theme for the Quarterfinals: "Is the bigger faggot the person who has the most sex with men, or is the bigger faggot the guy who causes the most problems?" Ponypanda, Tomato, and Maija represent the "actual homosexuals" camp, while Dread, Trevor, and CSB represent the "causes actual problems" camp. These matches may largely come down to that philosophical difference of what it means to be a "faggot," and so it's really hard to determine who goes through each match. -
CEO of Monoeye Dating (ceo_of_monoeye_dating@bae.st)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Jun-2024 15:58:59 JST
CEO of Monoeye Dating
@lichelordgodfrey @lichelordgodfrey @Witch_Hunter_Siegfired @lichelordgodfrey This is approximately the attitude of people who try to stay on poast forever.
The people who leave poast are largely people who want to explore the fullness of TWKN or who find that there's a better cultural fit somewhere else (like me), or people who get kicked off of poast and decide to seethe at graf forever.
I do try to open people up to exploring other instances - I think poast is very rarely a good fit for someone. Head off to TWKN and have some fun!
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