Notices by Dwalrus / Enforcer of Santa Claus’ wrath :verified: (dwalrus@eveningzoo.club)
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Dwalrus / Enforcer of Santa Claus’ wrath :verified: (dwalrus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Sunday, 17-Nov-2024 15:43:20 JST Dwalrus / Enforcer of Santa Claus’ wrath :verified: Exactly the same ... they use blueberries and carrots we use Red Dye 40, yellow 5 and blue1.. other than that exactly the same -
Dwalrus / Enforcer of Santa Claus’ wrath :verified: (dwalrus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Tuesday, 27-Feb-2024 11:54:13 JST Dwalrus / Enforcer of Santa Claus’ wrath :verified: Rachael Maddow is not aging well -
Dwalrus / Enforcer of Santa Claus’ wrath :verified: (dwalrus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 03-Feb-2024 14:53:12 JST Dwalrus / Enforcer of Santa Claus’ wrath :verified: You know I don’t care if a charity is religiously based I.e. a Catholic Charity . But be upfront. I hate when they are sneaky about it.
Did you know that Kars 4 Kids only uses the donations to help low income Jewish families… not anyone else. They don’t say a word about that in their ads.
Or that the “International Coalition Of Christians and Jews” will take Christians money but only help Jewish people. If a Jewish man and a Christian man are in need of help, standing next to each other in the Ukraine, the “Coalition” will only give aid to the Jewish man and let the Christian starve.
Again if you want to give to any religion I’m all for it but I hate sneaky charities -
Dwalrus / Enforcer of Santa Claus’ wrath :verified: (dwalrus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 03-Feb-2024 09:43:18 JST Dwalrus / Enforcer of Santa Claus’ wrath :verified: Before 911 they use to serve full meals on planes with a menu to choose from including a desert… it was included in the flight.
Before COVID they use to clean you hotel room and give you fresh towels daily. Now you gotta special request it a day in advance.
They’ll use any excuse to screw us. I wonder what the next common place activity will be stripped from us -
Dwalrus / Enforcer of Santa Claus’ wrath :verified: (dwalrus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Tuesday, 09-Jan-2024 08:24:45 JST Dwalrus / Enforcer of Santa Claus’ wrath :verified: I’m a grown man. And only today did I learn the Quaker Oats dude isn’t Ben Franklin. Just some random Quaker dude.
I feel like I’ve been lied to my entire life -
Dwalrus / Enforcer of Santa Claus’ wrath :verified: (dwalrus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Thursday, 04-Jan-2024 17:25:03 JST Dwalrus / Enforcer of Santa Claus’ wrath :verified: Dude you laugh but what you fail to notice is that it wasn’t just her. 6 million were denied candy -
Dwalrus / Enforcer of Santa Claus’ wrath :verified: (dwalrus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Thursday, 14-Dec-2023 10:12:01 JST Dwalrus / Enforcer of Santa Claus’ wrath :verified: Charlie Don’t Roll with Poop People -
Dwalrus / Enforcer of Santa Claus’ wrath :verified: (dwalrus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Sunday, 03-Dec-2023 16:32:50 JST Dwalrus / Enforcer of Santa Claus’ wrath :verified: Thank you. Will that Mcburger be for here or to go? -
Dwalrus / Enforcer of Santa Claus’ wrath :verified: (dwalrus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Sunday, 03-Dec-2023 16:25:27 JST Dwalrus / Enforcer of Santa Claus’ wrath :verified: Very informative but this a McDonald’s -
Dwalrus / Enforcer of Santa Claus’ wrath :verified: (dwalrus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Sunday, 19-Nov-2023 11:53:06 JST Dwalrus / Enforcer of Santa Claus’ wrath :verified: Here’s a Thanksgiving Joke you can tell the kids on Thursday. (You’re welcome)
INTERVIEWER: What are you called ?
INDIAN: Me Chief FukemallI
INTERVIEWER: Why?
INDIAN: Cuz Me fuck them all. Big, Tall, Short, small… Me Fuck em all
INTERVIEWER: Oh Dear!!!
INDIAN: No, not deer. Deer run too fast -
Dwalrus / Enforcer of Santa Claus’ wrath :verified: (dwalrus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Thursday, 09-Nov-2023 11:20:21 JST Dwalrus / Enforcer of Santa Claus’ wrath :verified: Real life “Falling Down” moment . Dude had enough that day
Dude was trying to get home from work. Eco Protesters were blocking the freeway. He asked them to move they told him to go Fk himself. 2 dead protesters later, they found out -
Dwalrus / Enforcer of Santa Claus’ wrath :verified: (dwalrus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Friday, 13-Oct-2023 08:56:23 JST Dwalrus / Enforcer of Santa Claus’ wrath :verified: Shocking image of dead baby has been identified. -
Dwalrus / Enforcer of Santa Claus’ wrath :verified: (dwalrus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Sunday, 17-Sep-2023 13:42:35 JST Dwalrus / Enforcer of Santa Claus’ wrath :verified: This is what you are defending?
Pick a different hill to fight for dude -
Dwalrus / Enforcer of Santa Claus’ wrath :verified: (dwalrus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Thursday, 07-Sep-2023 11:40:17 JST Dwalrus / Enforcer of Santa Claus’ wrath :verified: Laugh. tell her your “boring tech stuff” will lead to a wealthy life for you and whomever you decide to marry. Then wish her good luck in life and to get TF out of your car. The more confused she seems the more you laugh and say “seriously..GTFO” -
Dwalrus / Enforcer of Santa Claus’ wrath :verified: (dwalrus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 26-Aug-2023 04:17:40 JST Dwalrus / Enforcer of Santa Claus’ wrath :verified: So…
1) 7 year old’s painting and kid is in trouble
2) Picasso painting worth millions of dollars
🤔
Man I don’t get art -
Dwalrus / Enforcer of Santa Claus’ wrath :verified: (dwalrus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Monday, 21-Aug-2023 12:41:08 JST Dwalrus / Enforcer of Santa Claus’ wrath :verified: “Force them” …🙄 if your kid is in a private Catholic School it’s cuz you want them there. No “forcing” involved -
Dwalrus / Enforcer of Santa Claus’ wrath :verified: (dwalrus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Thursday, 27-Jul-2023 15:15:20 JST Dwalrus / Enforcer of Santa Claus’ wrath :verified: Men can make children as long as they live. 100 years old? No prob
Women, however, are on the clock. No kids by your 30’s?? Buy some cats and get a butch haircut cuz it’s over -
Dwalrus / Enforcer of Santa Claus’ wrath :verified: (dwalrus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Thursday, 20-Jul-2023 13:44:42 JST Dwalrus / Enforcer of Santa Claus’ wrath :verified: Tried to watch it .. couldn’t get through a single episode -
Dwalrus / Enforcer of Santa Claus’ wrath :verified: (dwalrus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Friday, 14-Jul-2023 07:52:05 JST Dwalrus / Enforcer of Santa Claus’ wrath :verified: Jim Carrey was so funny in his day. Too bad that after he made it big he turned into a typical Hollywood douche bag. -
Dwalrus / Enforcer of Santa Claus’ wrath :verified: (dwalrus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Monday, 10-Jul-2023 02:50:43 JST Dwalrus / Enforcer of Santa Claus’ wrath :verified: Don’t know if you guys are religious at all, but most churches have “Christian Singles” get togethers (cook outs etc).
There are also Catholic or Christian dating sites. There you won’t find all the troons and freaks .
I guess it depends what you’re looking for. If you’re just looking to get laid then I don’t recommend those; but if you’re looking for a decent woman with long term relationship goals then yes.