Notices by Dwalrus / Enforcer of Santa Claus’ wrath :verified: (dwalrus@eveningzoo.club), page 2
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Dwalrus / Enforcer of Santa Claus’ wrath :verified: (dwalrus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Friday, 23-Jun-2023 09:46:47 JST 
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I can’t believe they named a tribe of shit kickin Indians the Kickapoo -
Dwalrus / Enforcer of Santa Claus’ wrath :verified: (dwalrus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Thursday, 18-May-2023 13:45:56 JST
Dwalrus / Enforcer of Santa Claus’ wrath :verified:
USELESS DAILY FACT:
It used to be shameful to eat a meal in a nice restaurant and then ask for the leftovers to be given to you to go. Waiters, other patrons, your date.. would have been aghast. “This fella broke? He’s taking leftovers home?!!!
So guys started using their dogs as an excuse. “I hate to see this left over food go to waste, maybe I can give it to my dog when I get home” (total lie)
Hence the term “Doggie Bag
Nowadays it’s socially acceptable to say “box that shit up I’m gonna eat it later”… but it wasn’t always that way -
Dwalrus / Enforcer of Santa Claus’ wrath :verified: (dwalrus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Thursday, 27-Apr-2023 13:24:29 JST
Dwalrus / Enforcer of Santa Claus’ wrath :verified:
If an unhealthy very skinny- slickly person has anorexia becuz when they look in a mirror they see themselves as fat, what is the right thing to do?
Agree with them and say, ya you’re fat stop eating
Or
Tell them the truth. That they aren’t fat. That they need help to overcome their distorted view of themselves. -
Dwalrus / Enforcer of Santa Claus’ wrath :verified: (dwalrus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Tuesday, 18-Apr-2023 07:31:50 JST
Dwalrus / Enforcer of Santa Claus’ wrath :verified:
Beef Ball is better IMHO
1) Feeds 3 Men
2) You could win a visit from Davis. He’ll come to you -
Dwalrus / Enforcer of Santa Claus’ wrath :verified: (dwalrus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Monday, 10-Apr-2023 11:08:51 JST
Dwalrus / Enforcer of Santa Claus’ wrath :verified:
What it looks like when u smile on the outside but the torment, anguish and despair of your soul ruins the photo -
Dwalrus / Enforcer of Santa Claus’ wrath :verified: (dwalrus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Monday, 10-Apr-2023 11:08:50 JST
Dwalrus / Enforcer of Santa Claus’ wrath :verified:
Whatever he is… happy isn’t on the list.
This isn’t a happy smile. It looks like someone being tortured and told “Smile! Or we’ll cut off the other toe” -
Dwalrus / Enforcer of Santa Claus’ wrath :verified: (dwalrus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Tuesday, 28-Mar-2023 07:59:56 JST
Dwalrus / Enforcer of Santa Claus’ wrath :verified:
Trans shooter targeted Christian students. And the media will start portraying the trans shooter as the “victim” in 5…4…3..2.. -
Dwalrus / Enforcer of Santa Claus’ wrath :verified: (dwalrus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Wednesday, 22-Mar-2023 12:02:58 JST
Dwalrus / Enforcer of Santa Claus’ wrath :verified:
They are currently practicing for the assault. You know they can’t just ring the doorbell. To stump the Trump they need to go full tactical -
Dwalrus / Enforcer of Santa Claus’ wrath :verified: (dwalrus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Wednesday, 01-Feb-2023 09:28:47 JST
Dwalrus / Enforcer of Santa Claus’ wrath :verified:
NEVER FORGET:
Today marks the 36th anniversary since the guy who played Mr. Belvedere sat on his own balls and they had to stop filming for 2 weeks -
Dwalrus / Enforcer of Santa Claus’ wrath :verified: (dwalrus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Friday, 27-Jan-2023 09:53:28 JST
Dwalrus / Enforcer of Santa Claus’ wrath :verified:
I woke up and saw this seal looking at me. Why was I asleep in an aquarium? Don’t know, I just was -
Dwalrus / Enforcer of Santa Claus’ wrath :verified: (dwalrus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Thursday, 29-Dec-2022 03:49:14 JST
Dwalrus / Enforcer of Santa Claus’ wrath :verified:
Dang! U not joking about giant hands. Damn thing nearly as big as her arm
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