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@hellhammer666 where those meteors and pillars of salt at
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@DW2 >"protect our pedophile ops by prosecuting this glowie, and we'll let you speak the highest record average number of words per Supreme Court case"
What a fun timeline.
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@jimmybuffettfanaccount >account named Jimmy Buffett
>he dies
>changes to Jimmy Carter
>he dies
>now Jimmy John's
This nigger is out here trying to kill a brand.
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@trumpgpt @egirlyuumimain @DW2 @Frondeur What an absolute fever dream of a bot. I love it.
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@deprecated_ii "Hey, I did exactly what you wanted me to. In fact, I surpassed most of the conventional metrics."
"lol sucker"
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@matty @Wormwood Totally real, and illegal to question authenticity in most galactic federations:
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@AngryWraith @Frondeur @weaf @graf Imagine if this is what prompts him to make a political commentary joke for the first time, in a decades-long broadcasting career.
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@matrix "B-b-but I just want to play Space Invaders Remastered"
"Ok, that'll be a 12 GB card then."
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@ArdainianRight >Oiled up, barking holocaust references.
I am reading this list left to right, as God intended. And it is so much funnier.
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@TrevorGoodchild "muh fake chronic illness"
My wife gets charged for "women's health services" which should be the most automatic alley-oop, slam dunk for "free shit" out there. Took us a couple months of badgering the insurance company/care provider, who kept saying the "other party coded something wrong".
I cannot imagine the horrors of dealing with an actual procedure. When they turn the routine ones into a pissing match.
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@matrix I have a friend who did this in high school. He decided to make his lactose intolerance every toilet's problem, until he fixed the skill issue.
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@matrix >Tweaking
>Mames
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@matrix If those retards ever federate by accident, it will be a bloodbath.
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@admin @PraxisOfEvil I hope they keep RFK somewhere in the mix. Just get us up to Europoor food and water standards without kid-diddling paws mucking it all up.
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@WhiteApe @JohnYoungE But what if he had to lay in a sand trap for 12 hours before engaging Trump? BET YOUR PANSY ASS AR-15 COULDN'T FIRE AFTER THAT SNOWFLAKE.
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@ArdainianRight "What do you mean 'there is no maternity ward on this vessel'? If Auschwitz had one, why can't we?!"
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@Goalkeeper >Haitians are great. They have created productivity for a megacorp. They have created productivity for a megacorp. And when they're done with basic tasks, they spend their inflated productivity rewards at megacorp: store edition!
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@White_Rabbit DeWine has that "Please don't let my constituents know I have diddled every child within 50 feet of me" look to him.
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@dissidentsoaps Great, now even our nukes are confused.
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@MK2boogaloo Knowing is half the battle. And thr other half is being White. Sorry buckaroo!
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