Notices by LionelValentineAborted (lionelvalentineaborted@poa.st)

@PraxisOfEvil Get ready to memorize “Feel Like a Woman” and “That Don’t Impress Me Much” word for word.

Thing about Shania’s old music, is that the lyrics are placed unconventionally within the song. She kind of… I guess talk-sings like Rex Harrison, which frees up a lot of room for emotional portraya- Man, I really need to stop listening to her…

@PraxisOfEvil She looks like she smells like she’s a fan of Shania Twain.

I.E. Sutterhome and that weird fishy smell women get when they’re on their period and they reuse their yoga pants from the day before…

@coolboymew As a guy who used to work BOH, the customers whose food is spit-worthy are always the customers who order shit that ain’t on the menu.

We do prep work for a reason, we have menus for a reason. Big menus in restaurants like these are already a recipe for disaster in BOH. Adding shit that ain’t on the menu only tempts a thank-you-loogie on your cuc-chips.

In an already chaotic kitchen, you’re just adding more complication, more cleaning, more confusion, and more miscommunication to an already fucked up and disorganized work environment.

Stop being like this. Just order off the menu or don’t eat at all. It’s all slathered in pufas, anyways.

@graf @SuperSnekFriend @RealRaul It would be so fucking funny if their only access to wifi was via one of those shitty usb antennas that corpos used for their laptops back in the mid aughts.

#Oceangate

You know, some billionaires take up sensible hobbies like raping children on Epstein island.

Still demonic, but at least they didn’t seal themselves into a giant metal dick and plunge face-first into a part of the ocean where…

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The largest fucking ship on earth crashed…

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…. With a playstation controller and a chinese webcam for eyes….

@MelGibsonafter4Beers I would let him

@Tony @MischievousuTomatosu @rees @matty @bot @Hoss @coolboymew @RustyCrab @ringo My dream during my golden years is to open up a cafe that puts employees first:

-Liveable wage.

-Actual benefits, including paternal leave and permanent PTO hours that stick and build based on hours worked and never dissipate (you want to build up for a year and take half the year off, go crazy).

-Any food or drink that’s prepared is prepared from scratch*

-*on a small menu of items using equipment that is simple and easy to clean

-Prep shift, morning shift, evening shift, and cleaning shift.

-Employees can spit in the food as long as the customers’ rudeness and impudence (along with the final reaction) are recorded for the manager to review.

-Closed during all holidays. Period. No ifs, ands, or buts. Any product that is stored that expires over the holidays is gifted to employees.

-Etc, I’m still putting the ideas together logistically.

@BroDrillard @MischievousuTomatosu @rees @Tony @matty @bot @Hoss @coolboymew @RustyCrab @ringo Same thing happened to me time and time again.

I succeeded in one department, now I’m working two departments simultaneously. I succeeded in intensive investigations, and all of them get piled onto me on top of the shitty busy-work I was doing that was eating up my day already with nobody picking up the slack. I broke my back for the sake of every job I’ve had, only to get screwed time and time again.

And because I live in an at-will state, I don’t get those silly workers’ rights unless I fork over a chunk of my already dogshit paycheck over to a Union that’s sucking the dicks of politicians who’ll only make things worse.

@Hoss @Tony @MischievousuTomatosu @rees @matty @bot @coolboymew @RustyCrab @ringo Fucking this.

And employers (FUCKING BOOMERS) still have the gall to ask why nobody wants to work anymore, or why “quiet quitting” is a thing.

When you reward work with more work instead of pay that compliments the work, you aren’t incentivizing more work getting done.

Work is a means to an end, that end usually being money to live. And for decades, employers have gotten away with abusing the hell out of employees because of how badly they rely on that paycheck.

Now that employees have options, they’re getting scared. And in the death throes of old corpo come the last vestiges of bullshit before the economic crash puts them out of their fucking misery.

That’s the part where the liveleak logo pops up above Wall Street.

@coolboymew Tried it, kinda shit tbh.

Stick with Tabasco or Crystal Louisiana’s.

Otherwise, make it yourself.

@Remi There will be an unimaginable amount of social detritus leftover from this generational tragedy….

And their only path forward will be one last spiral into hell on earth…

@Twoinchdestroya @WashedOutGundamPilot @PoalackJokes88 Higher socioeconomic status doesn’t necessarily mean higher IQ, though.

Considering how the blacks in the highest tiers of our society are diversity hires and manufactured celebrities, it’s no surprise that they’d still be violent despite having their status given to them, rather than earned.

Like I said, the solution is conservative. No more handouts, merit-based society. The problem solves itself.

@Twoinchdestroya @WashedOutGundamPilot @PoalackJokes88 Brain drain, brought about by all the smart ones leaving instead of being forced to stay and change things.

Which, the solution would be a permanent cutoff of immigration from said countries and a strict border policy to prevent illegals.

It’s the same reason Mexico never gets better, despite everyone hating how corrupt it is. All of the smart ones keep leaving, and the governments in many cases incentivize it in order to prevent rebellion on a functional scale.

My explanations are liberal, but my solutions are conservative.

@Twoinchdestroya @WashedOutGundamPilot @PoalackJokes88 I keep saying over and over again that what has degraded the african american populations in the west isn’t their genetic limits, it’s the coddling by which the urban politicians use on them to keep them dependent.

Financial dependence of the scale we’ve seen in the inner cities breeds generations of people who are evolutionarily inclined to compete not on traditionally constructive economic playing fields, but on the exact opposite.

Remove the handouts, and within a few generations, you’ll see a second black renaissance that we can all actually benefit from.

@coolboymew Bet

@flux @chainsaw_appreciator @RealRaul I mean, they just kind died in place…

They didn’t even try to swim, or float, or… anything…

I mean, they did but only for like, a few minutes at most. I’ve seen kids swim in the deep end for the better chunk of an hour, hell I remember swimming for longer… And I was a fucking fatass as a kid.

These guys, they just.. It’s like they reached the killbox in a map and died instantly once their heads went under water….

Fuck…

@flux @chainsaw_appreciator @RealRaul I’m… I’m just amazed they just kinda…

I dunno, you’d think they’d try maneuvering the boat near a more graspable part of the ship, but…

That requires intelligence…

It’s so bizarre, like watching a Sim starve to death with food right in front of it… So many fatal mistakes that could have been avoided…

@WashedOutGundamPilot ….. Nap pods?…

I…

HOW THE FUCK ARE THEY WORKING 40 HOURS A WEEK AND TAKING NAPS DURING ALL THAT?

WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF WORK ARE THEY DOING THAT EVEN ALLOWS FOR A FUCKING NAP?

THE ONLY NAPS I EVER GOT IN CORPORATE WHERE WHEN I HAD TO PASS OUT IN MY CAR DURING MY LUNCH BREAKS WHICH I HAD TO CUT DOWN TO 30 MINUTES JUST SO I WOULDNT DROWN IN THE INCREASINGLY IMPOSSIBLE WORKLOAD.

HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU NAPPING DURING THE 7-TO-6?

HOW THE FUCK ARE MANAGERS EVEN ALLOWING THAT?

THERE IS LITERALLY NO TIME WHEN THERE’S WORK TO BE DONE.

WTF

Did you just say Niggerbrap?

@matrix tfw the only way to keep your game from bricking your computer is to download 3 porn mods, plus the patches.