Notices by The Christmas Kek (the_almighty_kek@nicecrew.digital), page 2

I'm the opposite. Strawberry milk reminds me of a particularly violent vomit sesh involving strawberry milk as a kid.

Choccy milk is good tho

I've never had or even seen that one tbh

I don't think what she's been saying is unrealistic at all. I just don't see how "grown men pretending to be little kids online is disgusting" is a controversial stance to take.

How dare she suggest a multi million dollar corporation would ever pander to pedophiles

The more safety features they add, the less the driver pays attention.

The incident rates have been increasing like crazy around here for the past few years. I still feel like it's vaccine induced brain rot.

Seriously it's fucken scary. I got T-boned twice in the last few years. I used to love driving but I no longer enjoy it. The anxiety is too much.

I use ice so infrequently that any ice I have prepared in my freezer would sit in there for months until the cubes are stinky, so I don't even bother.

Too fancy. Good old fashioned soy oil for me 🫶

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I want to go to Linux, but everything I do that isn't shitposting, I need Shitdows for. :kek_cry:

The problem with fats is that there is commonly an underlying psychological cause for their fatness, and that problem isn't just going to go away.

Ok judge dredd

You're going to make so many friends here

No, though I've noticed you haven't been getting along with too many people. Things tend to go that way when you join a platform, immediately shit up the timeline with ads for an obvious honeypot site, then acting like you're king shit to anyone who bothers to interact with you.

Read the room, and either assimilate or GTFO.

I was sad when he discontinued Red Panels. They were pretty good.

Jeez. Makes you wonder how many steps it would take to be doxxed yourself. Probably not many lol

Quite possible. That twitter account said a couple years ago that they knew who ST was, but didn't want to out him until they met all their "standards" or whatever.

Yeah I was gonna say, I'm sure he'll make it.

Please don't apologize for anything. Please don't stop making comics. Please don't visit the pile of shoes. 🙏🏻