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Matty-kun :Christmas_kitty_bell: (matty@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 15-Feb-2025 02:53:29 JST Matty-kun :Christmas_kitty_bell:
I just had a Twix for the first time in awhile. Forgot how much I liked these things. Damn. -
Xeraser (xeraser@varishangout.net)'s status on Saturday, 15-Feb-2025 02:53:29 JST Xeraser
@matty
i love twix bars but i swear they changed the recipe
the chocolate barely tastes like chocolate anymore and the biscuit is like wood shavings
also the caramel doesn't taste right, it's not even sweet
then again mars bars fell off even harder so maybe it's a mars EU thing:gura_sus: 1e+6 litres :flag_china: likes this. -
The Christmas Kek (the_almighty_kek@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 15-Feb-2025 02:54:51 JST The Christmas Kek
That's goyslop. You know you can easily make your own Twix at home and it would be way better, right?
All you gotta do is go out back and get fresh milk from your cow, evaporate it and cook it down into fresh caramel, then bake some fresh cookie bars using hand milled wheat flour from your garden and the fresh hand churned butter you should have made... Then just make yourself some chocolate using fresh milled organic grass fed cocao seeds and coat the cookie and caramel together. Boom. There you go. Fresh homemade Twix.
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Matty-kun :Christmas_kitty_bell: (matty@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 15-Feb-2025 02:54:51 JST Matty-kun :Christmas_kitty_bell:
Ah shit you're so right bro, I am kicking myself out of the movement for enjoying anything ever :weep2: :gura_sus: 1e+6 litres :flag_china: likes this.
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