Notices by Hollyjollytailspike (monsterislandcolonizer@poa.st), page 35
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Hollyjollytailspike (monsterislandcolonizer@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 01-Sep-2023 00:23:42 JST Hollyjollytailspike Anyone still actually drawing cute anime girls should take up designing women's clothes instead. The women's fashion industry is run by people who hate women aka homosexuals and it would be a huge step up if women's clothes were instead designed by people who want girls to be cute rather than resentful gays who deliberately make the clothes ugly because they hate women. -
Hollyjollytailspike (monsterislandcolonizer@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 31-Aug-2023 06:40:13 JST Hollyjollytailspike Battlebot gf dying
You hold her while oil leaks out of her body and her voice speaker is crackling while she tries to confess her love for you
It finally fails as she starts mouthing the words
She stops moving
After several minutes even the red "Fault" LED on her neck fades to lifeless gray
RT: https://poa.st/objects/dd969adf-eea4-472c-9315-19bc95db6981 -
Hollyjollytailspike (monsterislandcolonizer@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 30-Aug-2023 16:12:14 JST Hollyjollytailspike @graf Been putting ChatGPT to work huh? -
Hollyjollytailspike (monsterislandcolonizer@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 30-Aug-2023 07:07:32 JST Hollyjollytailspike @Bad_Banner The blackest post I've seen all day -
Hollyjollytailspike (monsterislandcolonizer@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 30-Aug-2023 05:47:42 JST Hollyjollytailspike @WashedOutGundamPilot @NotImportant "I've got DDs!"
"Do you have to custom order your bras?"
"No"
"Then you're just fat." -
Hollyjollytailspike (monsterislandcolonizer@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 30-Aug-2023 05:23:01 JST Hollyjollytailspike @WashedOutGundamPilot Both have their charms, no wrong answers here -
Hollyjollytailspike (monsterislandcolonizer@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 29-Aug-2023 11:48:01 JST Hollyjollytailspike @shedinja @CathodeRayGun @mkultra @WashedOutGundamPilot got his gf EXACTLY like this though -
Hollyjollytailspike (monsterislandcolonizer@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 29-Aug-2023 11:41:12 JST Hollyjollytailspike @mkultra KIDNAP HER -
Hollyjollytailspike (monsterislandcolonizer@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 29-Aug-2023 11:41:10 JST Hollyjollytailspike @mkultra @CathodeRayGun It's not a bit
You're looking at her thinking "please be the one please bring light into my life"
She's looking at you thinking "please whisk me away from my boring tedious life every day is unfulfilling" -
Hollyjollytailspike (monsterislandcolonizer@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 29-Aug-2023 06:37:43 JST Hollyjollytailspike @qwerty @Owl @WashedOutGundamPilot Watamelon is funny and seeing it in random places is funny by extension -
Hollyjollytailspike (monsterislandcolonizer@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 29-Aug-2023 05:55:30 JST Hollyjollytailspike @WashedOutGundamPilot As a grown man "birthdays are important to me" makes you sound like a fucking baby.
Anyway the woman was in the wrong for asking him what kind of cake he wanted and ignoring him but he was in the wrong for not voicing his discontent in private -
Hollyjollytailspike (monsterislandcolonizer@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 29-Aug-2023 03:59:33 JST Hollyjollytailspike Perhaps more of a walking stick and not a mantis? -
Hollyjollytailspike (monsterislandcolonizer@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 29-Aug-2023 03:59:33 JST Hollyjollytailspike Enormous mantis in my back yard -
Hollyjollytailspike (monsterislandcolonizer@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 28-Aug-2023 10:46:20 JST Hollyjollytailspike @Ghislaine @caekislove @poastoak @professionalbigot69 Hmm I've seen my wife cook and it looks like a lot of work
I hate cooking -
Hollyjollytailspike (monsterislandcolonizer@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 28-Aug-2023 10:45:46 JST Hollyjollytailspike @poastoak @Ghislaine @professionalbigot69 $37 for me the wife and kids to eat at Chick-fil-A
$25 at McDonald's -
Hollyjollytailspike (monsterislandcolonizer@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 28-Aug-2023 04:18:13 JST Hollyjollytailspike @WashedOutGundamPilot I posit that if a woman wants to measure your pp she's probably on the spectrum -
Hollyjollytailspike (monsterislandcolonizer@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 27-Aug-2023 13:55:29 JST Hollyjollytailspike @nugger @Zerglingman How do I rig this to explode when niggers steal it from my car -
Hollyjollytailspike (monsterislandcolonizer@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 27-Aug-2023 13:54:22 JST Hollyjollytailspike @nugger @Zerglingman I'm trying to think of ways to maintain my standard of living independent of "the grid" BEFORE the infrastructure collapses -
Hollyjollytailspike (monsterislandcolonizer@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 27-Aug-2023 13:54:14 JST Hollyjollytailspike @nugger @Zerglingman Hmmmm my neighbors houses are made of wood -
Hollyjollytailspike (monsterislandcolonizer@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 27-Aug-2023 13:53:58 JST Hollyjollytailspike @eee @nugger @Zerglingman "I'd like to report a theft, they stole my gun box and my brick."
"Was there anything in the box?"
"Yeah the brick."