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1. mkultra (mkultra@wolfgirl.bar)'s status on Tuesday, 29-Aug-2023 11:41:13 JST mkultra
   Fedi dating advice is from the devil to kill you
   • Hollyjollytailspike (monsterislandcolonizer@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 29-Aug-2023 11:41:10 JST Hollyjollytailspike

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     • CathodeRayGun
     @mkultra @CathodeRayGun It's not a bit
     You're looking at her thinking "please be the one please bring light into my life"
     She's looking at you thinking "please whisk me away from my boring tedious life every day is unfulfilling"
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   • CathodeRayGun (cathoderaygun@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 29-Aug-2023 11:41:11 JST CathodeRayGun

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     • Hollyjollytailspike
     @monsterislandcolonizer @mkultra This is actually good advice, though. I was dating a zoomer girl earlier this year and when she visited me I joked about not letting her go home and keeping her at my house and she giggled. They want to be taken.
   • mkultra (mkultra@wolfgirl.bar)'s status on Tuesday, 29-Aug-2023 11:41:11 JST mkultra

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     • Hollyjollytailspike
     • CathodeRayGun
     @CathodeRayGun @monsterislandcolonizer
     ok so the advice just amounts to commit a felony as a bit
   • Hollyjollytailspike (monsterislandcolonizer@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 29-Aug-2023 11:41:12 JST Hollyjollytailspike

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     @mkultra KIDNAP HER
   • CathodeRayGun (cathoderaygun@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 29-Aug-2023 11:41:25 JST CathodeRayGun

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     • Hollyjollytailspike
     @mkultra @monsterislandcolonizer It doesn't land you in prison because she secretly wants it and her parents secretly want it, too. She wants an adventure with a man and her parents want to get rid of her because she can't take care of herself (applies to most zoomer girls tbh).
     
     If I hadn't driven her back to the airport and kept her everyone would have been OK with it and no one would have pressed charges.
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   • mkultra (mkultra@wolfgirl.bar)'s status on Tuesday, 29-Aug-2023 11:41:26 JST mkultra

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     • Hollyjollytailspike
     • CathodeRayGun
     @monsterislandcolonizer @CathodeRayGun ok, explain in detail how this doesn't land you in prison?
   • Hollyjollytailspike (monsterislandcolonizer@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 29-Aug-2023 11:48:01 JST Hollyjollytailspike

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     • CathodeRayGun
     • :nv:hedinja
     @shedinja @CathodeRayGun @mkultra @WashedOutGundamPilot got his gf EXACTLY like this though
   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 29-Aug-2023 11:48:01 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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     • Hollyjollytailspike
     • CathodeRayGun
     • :nv:hedinja

     @monsterislandcolonizer @shedinja @CathodeRayGun @mkultra I DID clear it w/ her parents first. That’s why the whole thing took me so flat footed.

     It started as “huh…what the hell? I’m going back home, why not invite her to come with? It’s crazy but what do I have to lose? I’ll be moving soon anyways, so we can date for a few months before I leave, and then she can inherit my place and watch the place while I’m working. She gets out into the world, and I get to have someone trustworthy to hold down the fort. Besides, what girl would say yes to moving in after less than a month of dating?“

     Then it was “wow she said yes. That’s funny, she’s just a silly girl, I’ll clear it with her parents just to be sure, they’ll have to put their foot down and say no“

     BUT I’m a known quantity to both families, they know us and know she’s living somewhere with plenty of family in our extended clan looking out for her. I also gave them my word that all she has to do is say the word and I will graciously take her home without complaint/fight/drama at any time. If they didn’t know me to an extent, it wouldn’t be as simple taking a girl outside state lines w/ an age gap (ours is 9y, so not the most comfy thing to explain to people)

   • :nv:hedinja (shedinja@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 29-Aug-2023 11:48:02 JST :nv:hedinja

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     • Hollyjollytailspike
     • CathodeRayGun
     @CathodeRayGun @mkultra @monsterislandcolonizer My nigga are you retarded