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Armadillo Rancher (armadillorancher@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Sunday, 24-Nov-2024 06:21:04 JST 
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And since Jonny still has a busted wing, Officer Macadangdang can cut his turkey for him......win/win. -
Armadillo Rancher (armadillorancher@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Sunday, 24-Nov-2024 06:20:27 JST
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And then he tripped, and did a short bus, Superman dive straight into the concrete sidewalk. -
Armadillo Rancher (armadillorancher@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Sunday, 24-Nov-2024 06:20:14 JST
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Don't forget......you also got defederated by the owner of that shawarma food truck. -
Armadillo Rancher (armadillorancher@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 20-Nov-2024 10:50:28 JST
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Maybe it's just the ones from Canada? -
Armadillo Rancher (armadillorancher@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 13-Nov-2024 11:45:08 JST
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1944 Kalakaua Ave
Honolulu, Hawaii -
Armadillo Rancher (armadillorancher@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 13-Nov-2024 11:45:06 JST
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Here's the picture Jonny posted himself.....tripwires abound. -
Armadillo Rancher (armadillorancher@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 13-Nov-2024 11:44:31 JST
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I wrote a song about it, but I can't get Jonny to do a kitchen video where he sings it. -
Armadillo Rancher (armadillorancher@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 13-Nov-2024 11:14:49 JST
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I wonder how hard it would be to get the body cam video from Officer Macadangdang? -
Armadillo Rancher (armadillorancher@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 13-Nov-2024 11:14:43 JST
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The name of that damn, dirty, CBD oil selling jewess was.....
[checks notes]
......Tonya Gonzalez. -
Armadillo Rancher (armadillorancher@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 12-Nov-2024 05:19:53 JST
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I wonder who did that to him? Was it the CBD oil salesgirl, the Lebanese food truck owner, or Officer Macadangdang Hernandez? -
Armadillo Rancher (armadillorancher@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 12-Nov-2024 05:19:52 JST
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Don't laugh.....you're being culturally insensitive. -
Armadillo Rancher (armadillorancher@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 12-Nov-2024 05:19:51 JST
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Only white boy Jonny could end-up being arrested in Hawaii, by a Filipino cop, next to a Lebanese food truck. -
Armadillo Rancher (armadillorancher@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 12-Nov-2024 05:19:46 JST
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I'll put some money on Jonny's book, so he can buy some candy bars and beef jerky from the prison commissary. -
Armadillo Rancher (armadillorancher@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 12-Nov-2024 05:19:21 JST
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You have one bad experience with a Lebanese shawarma food truck, and now you're all blackpilled. -
Armadillo Rancher (armadillorancher@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 12-Nov-2024 05:19:20 JST
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I don't wanna be a cool guy, Jonny. I just want to be a songwriter.
"Captain Morganville" (sung to the tune of Margaritaville)
He went to a CBD shop
Popped off at a spic cop
Jonny got cuffed when he should have stayed home
He needs a Public Defender
Swears he's a first time offender
He woke up in jail and his buzz was long gone
Wasted away again in Captain Morganville
Gettin' detained on a Honolulu sidewalk
Some people say that the Mossad is to blame
But we know, it's the rum's damn fault -
Armadillo Rancher (armadillorancher@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 12-Nov-2024 05:19:19 JST
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How about if I can get Officer Austin Macadangdang Hernandez to join NCD? Will that help? -
Armadillo Rancher (armadillorancher@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 12-Nov-2024 05:19:18 JST
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ʻAʻole pono ʻo ia. Loaʻa iā mākou kahi polokalamu unuhi ma NCD.
He just needs to write in all CAPS. -
Armadillo Rancher (armadillorancher@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 09-Nov-2024 13:59:01 JST
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As i understand it, Jonny caught a harassment charge after getting into a verbal confrontation with a jewish CBD oil salesperson named.....[checks notes]......Tonya Gonzales. -
Armadillo Rancher (armadillorancher@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 09-Nov-2024 13:58:56 JST
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When Jonny finally goes to prison, we can send money to his personal prison account. Then he can buy candy bars and beef jerky from the prison commissary store. -
Armadillo Rancher (armadillorancher@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 09-Nov-2024 13:58:54 JST
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Those Hawaiians are gonna love your Kim Jong Un tattoo....
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