I don't wanna be a cool guy, Jonny. I just want to be a songwriter.


"Captain Morganville" (sung to the tune of Margaritaville)

He went to a CBD shop
Popped off at a spic cop
Jonny got cuffed when he should have stayed home
He needs a Public Defender
Swears he's a first time offender
He woke up in jail and his buzz was long gone

Wasted away again in Captain Morganville
Gettin' detained on a Honolulu sidewalk
Some people say that the Mossad is to blame
But we know, it's the rum's damn fault