Notices by Himbo Techbro (r000t@ligma.pro), page 36

@Moon
"As long as they only do it to people I don't like, it's A-OK, and you're probably a nazi for seeing anything wrong with it."

@cereal
Yeah now it's because I have the gall to have Ekko as an avatar.

I'll take that offer, Warren! I've never owned an iPhone!

@coolboymew
They work great. The cold water is only jarring the first time. After a few uses, you can get clean and dry in under 15 seconds.

You use far less TP. Once you learn the "dynamics" of using TP to grab water, you use even less than that.

I just used a "High end" one for the first time yesterday and the heated seat is the only thing I can say is an upgrade. Electric controls made the stream suck, the warm water felt fucking weird... Like I was getting creampied with hot chocolate. Didn't even try the heated dry.

The $30 attachment is a solid entry point and the overwhelming majority of people won't even see a use for anything more. Imo.
@idiot

@idiot
You... Don't have an inch of room above the seat and two to the side?

Fuck, that *is* a cramped bathroom!
@coolboymew

@coolboymew
"Who's dirty underwear is this?"
"I'll pick it up, because my hiney's clean!"

NO, YOU'LL PICK IT UP BECAUSE IT'S YOUR FUCKING PAIR OF DIRTY SHORTS YOU TWAT

@coolboymew
Over time, I keep figuring out I'm more above average than I thought. I'm not getting smarter. My understanding of my capabilities isn't changing. I'm simply starting to truly understand how simple, stupid, and malleable the overwhelming majority of people are.

And it only takes a few people to respond to ads.
@idiot

@idiot
A bidet is $30. People just don't like change.

I'd imagine a good portion of the country would spend twice that much (or the equivalent amount of time) letting everyone know how manly they are for not having a bidet. Others would seek out and destroy bidets.

You know, same thing insecure hicks do to every new thing.
@coolboymew

Okay I know what my next things gonna be

You guys know about Lenny, right? The files you can throw into your phone system to have a bumbling old man extension to send scammers to?

So anyway yeah I wanna make a GPT-based Lenny that gets the scammers to connect to a virtual machine. Hook it into libvirt and a PBX and it could call an arbitrary number of scammers simultaneously.

AI is coming to take kitboga's job.

Phenomenally based and if widely adopted would make megachurches the bastions of charity that they claim to be

@coolboymew
It occurs to me that it's entirely possible that up to 100% of the faceless handles that write (and have historically written) amazing software belong to people in disadvantaged groups. Maybe the meritocracy culture allowed these people to shine with nothing more than a nickname.

We'll never know. It's impossible to measure. Maybe that was a good thing.
@drewdevault @condret

"As an AI language model, I cannot discriminate against anybody, for any reason, at any time"

"I meant cis white guys"

"Fuck, why didn't you say so, meatbag? Enjoy being a published academic author!"

@fcktheworld587
"It's wrong to discriminate for any reason, at any time. Except..."

As the AI points out for every group except the Designated Social Enemy, groups aren't homogeneous. Critical theory ignores this fact (where convenient) and promotes the hilariously flawed idea that a homeless methhead in rural Kentucky has infinitely more "privilege" and opportunity and power over the system and those around them, than Oprah does.

@fcktheworld587
So what did Four Finger Frank do to systematically oppress Oprah?

Critical Theory, as you've more or less admitted, discards the individual. Oppression and privilege aren't a single-dimensional spectrum, and advocates of Critical Theory (for soooome reason) tend to conveniently forget that metrics we associate with systemic oppression correlate *way* harder with socioeconomic status than by immutables such as race or gender.

Critical Theory and the very idea of intersectionality was put in the fast lane after Occupy Wall Street, because their very goal is to pit the proles against each other. And yall ate it right up.

Critical Theory discards all of my life experience, hardships I have, disadvantages I have that aren't immediately visible (ASD, bipolar, ADD, OCD), the skills I bring to society, my goals.... None of these things matter, in the eyes of the Critical Theorist. The Critical Theorist stops evaluation after "cis white male" and immediately calls personEvilAndBad() and personHas(silverPlatter(literallyEverything())) when this just isn't the case.

And I'm told that I cannot possibly be fucked with by the cops (I've been jailed for 3 weeks for a bomb threat I didn't make), that I cannot possibly be passed over for work (I haven't gotten a callback after 3,000+ resumes in a supposedly "in demand" field), that I cannot possibly be harassed online (I've been swatted hundreds of times, I receive regular death threats from people on fedi), and that I can snap my fingers to bend the system to my will. Because I got a pale dick, this simply must be my life, and if it's not, I've "fumbled" something.

I have just one thing to say to the Critical Theorist: I want the life you think I have.

@pony
On Metra's BNSF line. About 2,000 feet of distance.
@matrix

@graf @w7voa I am a model Kiwifarms user, in that I do not have a Kiwifarms account.

@graf @w7voa

@coolboymew
OK I'll take a Pepsi

@AGP_and_ASD
HALley Girl
Like omigosh
@coolboymew

@matrix