Notices by Himbo Techbro (r000t@ligma.pro), page 37

@coolboymew
OK I'll take a Pepsi

@AGP_and_ASD
HALley Girl
Like omigosh
@coolboymew

@matrix

@coolboymew
That's an e

@Weeble @coolboymew But Morgan Freeman's a guy.

Let me guess..... It's my fault, isn't it?

Also
>4.1 GPA
>Uses tiktok

If these things aren't mutually exclusive, acing every class means nothing anymore.

@LukeAlmighty
No clue why this rag is showing up on my news feed but https://www.yourtango.com/news/high-schooler-explains-why-rejected-every-college-she-applied

@thewesthasfallen
We
All
Did
It
@matrix

@coolboymew
You could interview Chris-Chan. They just got sprung from jail!
@Fullmetal2255

@coolboymew man, pharmaceutical reps give out the BEST swag!

guys I found the trump indictment next to this copy of half-life 2: episode 3.

@coin
Oh man, it gets so much worse.

Have you heard of "And for other purposes?"
@sjw @coolboymew

@coolboymew
This is classic tiktok clickbait and imo a fine example of why I'm personally all for banning the app.

He outright says "your home network", puts heavy emphasis on "wireless local area networks" (which clearly refers to WISPs and similar... Otherwise, I guess ethernets safe huehuehue), and then gestures to his home router and says "So all of this"

Now unless my bugeating friend here is hosting services for over a million people, I'm sure his super elite homelab is gonna be free from...

We'll now hold on! That's just a list! What exactly are we gonna be free from? Let's have a look.... [Pic 1]

The Secretary needs to "evaluate" whether or not the things listed will be a part of whatever's going on in sections 3 and 4... Before all others. It's a list of things to prioritize. A list of things to look at first and foremost. Also notice how it's not "These things" it's "Equipment that's sold for use in these things"

So what's going on in sections 3 and 4 anyway? [Pic 2]

In simple terms, the authority to block telecom providers from purchasing equipment that could be sabotaged or surveiled by a foreign power. Specific foreign powers are listed. I included the definition of "transaction" before section 3, as that makes this a bit more obvious. Section 3 applies to "covered transactions"

Section 4 [Pic 4] directs the Secretary to produce for the president a report of holdings that might be unacceptably in the control of a foreign power. But... What's a holding? Maybe that's where the wifi is?

Nope. [Pic 4] A holding is stocks and shares and equities derivatives and all sorts of rich people stuff. So... Not your home router.

That's an awful lot of info, and unfortunately it's also a very very short analysis of a very short part of the document, to debunk one FUD-sowing video.

Maybe if I did a little dance, it'd be easier to digest for the zoomers?

@sjw

@sjw
This man is a fucking idiot and should not be allowed near infrastructure.
@coolboymew

@coolboymew @LovecraftEnthusiast @matty https://poa.st/objects/76e3771f-48fd-4710-8888-eeb598d4aa9d

@ceo_of_monoeye_dating
What, mine?

That's my life, dude.
@BeamsAndBows

@djsumdog
Telling someone with hardware problems that if they just believe super hard, the hardware issue will go away, is retarded.
@aurynn

@BeamsAndBows
Hi. I've been diagnosed with the following since early childhood, and have documentation to back it up.

- Autism spectrum disorder
- Attention defect hyperactivity disorder
- Obsessive compulsive disorder

I put in over 200 resumes each weekday. I haven't gotten so much as one callback since 2018. I'll let you do the math.

If I want to say retarded, I FUCKING GET TO. IT'S THE ONE THING I GET. I DON'T GET A JOB. I DON'T GET LOVE. I DON'T GET THERAPY. I DON'T GET MEDICATION. I DON'T GET HELP. IF I WANT TO SAY RETARDED BECAUSE IT MAKES ME FEEL BETTER ABOUT BEING RETARDED, I FUCKING GET TO.

HAVE I MADE MYSELF CLEAR YOU PERFORMATIVE SELF-AGGRANDIZING "ALLY" SCUM?!

@matrix >anyone who cuts the

Hoooold on, I have to go look this up, because there's no way they're that stupid...

They're that stupid. This is the worst fucking idea I've ever heard of. This is useless "for spending". If I can get an antenna near it, it's empty? I'm gonna use that when I shop at random places? I'm gonna accept that as payment without hitting up some (centralized btw) API to make sure there's money on the fucking thing?

And you gotta destroy the bill (in a very specific way) and then hit up a centralized database to redeem it?

This is a very expensive paper wallet with worthless "document security" features. Watermarks and special paper and foil and everything else don't mean anything when you have to load it with money yourself and verify its balance before accepting it as payment anyway.

It's a bitcoin gift card.

@matrix
If the phone rings, you're up. Every second matters.