Notices by zonk :fatteratte: (zonk@shitposter.world), page 3
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zonk :fatteratte: (zonk@shitposter.world)'s status on Tuesday, 17-Dec-2024 21:33:36 JST 
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whoever invented 8am finals is my biggest opp -
zonk :fatteratte: (zonk@shitposter.world)'s status on Tuesday, 17-Dec-2024 21:11:54 JST
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the cigarette economy is one of gifting, the lighter economy is one of theft. this maintains balance in the world -
zonk :fatteratte: (zonk@shitposter.world)'s status on Monday, 16-Dec-2024 23:42:18 JST
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smoking on that shit that made arnold palmer -
zonk :fatteratte: (zonk@shitposter.world)'s status on Sunday, 15-Dec-2024 03:59:13 JST
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knew the ceo killer wasn't a communist because he actually did something instead of starting another book club... -
zonk :fatteratte: (zonk@shitposter.world)'s status on Friday, 13-Dec-2024 09:02:40 JST
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he inflate on my expectations until i target range for the federal funds rate -
zonk :fatteratte: (zonk@shitposter.world)'s status on Friday, 13-Dec-2024 08:37:45 JST
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@binkle so... is there a mrs. irl? -
zonk :fatteratte: (zonk@shitposter.world)'s status on Friday, 13-Dec-2024 05:37:13 JST
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startup job requirements be like:
What You Will Bring:
- 70,000+ years of software engineering experience.
- Strong expertise in architecting and designing an operating system from the ground up.
- Fluency in every programming language.
- Experience leading and mentoring hundreds of senior and junior engineers at the same time.
- Deep understanding of some fucking bullshit nightmare SaaS package you've never heard of.
- The ability to write efficient, thread-safe, and highly performant code on the first try in Notepad++.
- Experience of scaling products in a high-performance startup environment (doesn't matter what Series, you're getting laid off in 6 months anyway). -
zonk :fatteratte: (zonk@shitposter.world)'s status on Thursday, 12-Dec-2024 10:21:00 JST
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i wish there was a checkbox in every ai chatbot that was something along the lines of "im over 18 and accept responsibility for output results" instead of having to be babied by a corporation that assumes you're too retarded to understand the results -
zonk :fatteratte: (zonk@shitposter.world)'s status on Friday, 06-Dec-2024 04:15:40 JST
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it truly is a mystery -
zonk :fatteratte: (zonk@shitposter.world)'s status on Thursday, 05-Dec-2024 00:29:20 JST
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it's actually really annoying how findoms have taken over gooning spaces. it's always the same annoying formulaic "content" that just scrapes the bottom of the barrel. like no one cares about the same picture of your feet that you've reposted 8 times already, just go away -
zonk :fatteratte: (zonk@shitposter.world)'s status on Wednesday, 04-Dec-2024 16:37:12 JST
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@snacks yes, basically. it's uncomfortable to squeeze anything. i should have done just one hand so i could stroke with the other, but my dumb ass did both at once -
zonk :fatteratte: (zonk@shitposter.world)'s status on Wednesday, 04-Dec-2024 16:37:10 JST
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@taylan @snacks unfollow me then you pussy -
zonk :fatteratte: (zonk@shitposter.world)'s status on Wednesday, 04-Dec-2024 16:28:13 JST
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cut my nails too well and now it's uncomfortable to masturbate. i am suffering from success -
zonk :fatteratte: (zonk@shitposter.world)'s status on Wednesday, 04-Dec-2024 16:14:03 JST
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saw woman at the bar, day ruined -
zonk :fatteratte: (zonk@shitposter.world)'s status on Wednesday, 04-Dec-2024 03:12:45 JST
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i need a fax machine so bad -
zonk :fatteratte: (zonk@shitposter.world)'s status on Wednesday, 04-Dec-2024 03:02:03 JST
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just woke up from a dream with the craziest ui element. fedi got an update with butterfly ui.
basically, you could create butterflies, about the size of an avatar, and they could either be still, or could flap their wings (open/close). you could fill the butterflies with a solid color, pattern, or image. at first people used this to add zalgo text to their display names, since you could place butterflies with infinite precision within text fields, but some people very quickly figured out they could be used to add pretty patterned backgrounds to posts if you aligned the butterflies just right and cancelled out the borders. then someone figured out how to make them display text, and a wave of butterfly posters took off, where people would make huge blinking distorted text, and for some reason it was the funniest shit ever.
why are my dreams like this. why can't i see something normal -
zonk :fatteratte: (zonk@shitposter.world)'s status on Wednesday, 04-Dec-2024 02:40:56 JST
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@lain it's more about the spaces (warm, fast wifi, chargers everywhere) and services (book borrowing from other libraries, things like 3d printing, free classes and other socialization opportunities) that they provide. they're also quiet, safe, and calm places that provide refuge for travellers and locals alike -
zonk :fatteratte: (zonk@shitposter.world)'s status on Tuesday, 03-Dec-2024 10:18:20 JST
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@r000t their facebook account was hacked, it's not an official coin -
zonk :fatteratte: (zonk@shitposter.world)'s status on Tuesday, 03-Dec-2024 07:14:36 JST
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@sun power of the hive mind -
zonk :fatteratte: (zonk@shitposter.world)'s status on Tuesday, 03-Dec-2024 05:52:02 JST
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@sun how can you ever trust your server admin to actually use real e2e and not just roll their own spyware in the middle? it's such a silly usecase. if you need the privacy just use a dedicated app
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