Notices by :vepi: Dr. Beach Dork (goo@dobbs.town), page 5

@Zerglingman it depends how the programs on the iso run. There's no reason why you can't make an iso from your current disk, right? Some iso's are specifically meant for persistant sessions (live USB)

(at the shady illegal liquor store)
me: "Wife, how much does each bottle cost?"
w: "shh, don't distract me"
me: "wife, how much is the total?"
w: "don't distract me"

... at home later...
w: "Hmm, it cost that much for these drinks. Does that seem too expensive for you?"
me: "that depends, how much does a bottle cost?"
w: "I don't know"

🤦

@dcc @diceynes @11112011 there is nothing socialist about social security. it's a tool state capitalism uses to protect itself

@Zerglingman
nothing lost, nothing won
but i see it in the stars
that old smile you had
i can't forget it

Retarded things pleroma doesn't do but mastodon does

500 character limit
No emoji reacts
Only 4 image attachments
Calling the subject line "trigger warning"
No >greentext
Funded by Facebook/FBI instead of camgirls

@Zerglingman Selamat sore

@Zerglingman @CSBHOTSQUAD @SirRichard this is why most neets prefer to live in storm drains and travel by tunnel

@shpuld did pleroma development basically stop after mfc stopped funding it or what?

@Zerglingman @CSBHOTSQUAD @SirRichard I hear the battery life on those is terrible. I mostly carry my phone around so I can tether my ThinkPad if need be. Usually turned off.

@CSBHOTSQUAD @Zerglingman @SirRichard what's a toot is that like an x?

@indonische the kinds of people who don't want to have kids are probably the kinds of people who shouldn't be having kids. Shitty parents are responsible for so much of the world's problems

@Moon @methyltheobromine @duponin if you're dumb enough to buy an iPhone, you get what you deserve

@Zerglingman zung Jung mahjong is just best, simple as

@electronwarier July 5th their house of cards comes tumbling down. Pass it on. #xday

working on my forum soft

@Zerglingman @threat @spitfire like a god

The Gestapo (wife) interrogated me:
"When was your last shower?"
"When was the last time you took a bath?"

I knew my rights.
I bit my tongue.
I don't have to answer to no one.

"Well, if you won't answer me, you have to go bathe, now, or I'm taking away your wifi."

Threats. Blackmail.

She shoved me into the bathroom and locked the door. Just like how another dictator shoved his inmates into "cleaning chambers." And after a while, she yelled: "I don't hear you bathing!"

#victim

@onan I strictly do IT/code for fun, I treat it like my writing or painting or music. Or gardening or homebrewing. So it goes exactly the speed I want, and I always get what I want out of it. If you're not doing it with slack, you're doing it wrong.

Also yeah, I think you have a point that AI could probably out-turing test some of the Pinks and the NPC simulated humans the conspiracy plants in their "Society."The conspiracy is cooking up their next generation of Pink boys.

@pinetree @niko when u say "mengapa" instead of "kenapa" and get the fluoride stare..

@pinetree today is tan malaka's birthday