The Gestapo (wife) interrogated me:
"When was your last shower?"
"When was the last time you took a bath?"
I knew my rights.
I bit my tongue.
I don't have to answer to no one.
"Well, if you won't answer me, you have to go bathe, now, or I'm taking away your wifi."
Threats. Blackmail.
She shoved me into the bathroom and locked the door. Just like how another dictator shoved his inmates into "cleaning chambers." And after a while, she yelled: "I don't hear you bathing!"