Conversation

(at the shady illegal liquor store)
me: "Wife, how much does each bottle cost?"
w: "shh, don't distract me"
me: "wife, how much is the total?"
w: "don't distract me"

... at home later...
w: "Hmm, it cost that much for these drinks. Does that seem too expensive for you?"
me: "that depends, how much does a bottle cost?"
w: "I don't know"

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