I wish I could show this to my grandpa just to show him that in the future, women would just post stuff like this with their name and face in full view of the world. He didn’t believe it when I said they started doing that when facebook got big….imagine THIS:
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Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 26-Apr-2023 10:13:22 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks - :gura_sus: 1e+6 litres :flag_china: likes this.
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Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 26-Apr-2023 10:17:42 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks @Humpleupagus I buy it. I had a roommate in college that freaked out over “airbowls”, something about the loud toilet fart make him all weirdly enraged. A guy simmering in that post-orgasm disgust with himself could totally be pushed into thinking he wants this crack pipe of a woman out of his sight so he doesn’t have to be reminded of how nasty his night was.
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🐘🐘 Humpleupagus 🐘🐘 (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Wednesday, 26-Apr-2023 10:17:43 JST 🐘🐘 Humpleupagus 🐘🐘 This story is bullshit. If he asked her to leave, it wasn't because she farted after anal. 🙄 -
Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Wednesday, 26-Apr-2023 10:17:53 JST Hoss Delgado Probably wasn't even because of that specifically. From the moment that guy coomed he was looking for a reason to tell her to scram. No man wants to deal with an annoying skank in his home after the post-nut clarity hits. Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks likes this. -
purvispisgah (purvispisgah@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 26-Apr-2023 10:18:43 JST purvispisgah @WashedOutGundamPilot "one of" Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks likes this. -
Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 26-Apr-2023 10:18:52 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks @purvispisgah This chick is living like a tucker max girl in 2023
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Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 26-Apr-2023 10:23:55 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks @mar77i oof, what is with their sexting game? it’s always so revolting and indulgent
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Philontraphic leader - hand in globe. (mar77i@gleasonator.com)'s status on Wednesday, 26-Apr-2023 10:23:56 JST Philontraphic leader - hand in globe. @WashedOutGundamPilot This brings me to another classic from back when facebook was young... -
Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 26-Apr-2023 10:25:41 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks @john_rando -
John Rando (john_rando@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 26-Apr-2023 10:25:42 JST John Rando @WashedOutGundamPilot I knew a girl back in the day who would post stuff like that on MySpace. I was a bit taken aback and posted a reply telling her it was a bad idea to do this, only for all her white knight sycophants to come to her defense. In the end she deleted her entire Myspace after her mom found it.
Even in my normie blue-pilled youth I knew better than to post stuff like that on the net. AOL was a mistake.
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:nv: Eddie Fucksaw :nv: (chainsaw_appreciator@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 26-Apr-2023 10:26:39 JST :nv: Eddie Fucksaw :nv: @WashedOutGundamPilot @purvispisgah >tucker max
Now there's a cursed name I haven't heard in ages.
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Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 26-Apr-2023 10:26:39 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks @chainsaw_appreciator @purvispisgah I remember being in a literal shithole w/ dial up internet and having a local ask me if I could translate this super cool american writing for him. He thought it was some sort of pornography, which is pretty funny
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Rehn (rehnsturm256@shota.house)'s status on Wednesday, 26-Apr-2023 10:26:52 JST Rehn @WashedOutGundamPilot tbf, I blame the guy for wanting to do an-l in the first place 😆. Actions have consequences after all, imo.
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Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Wednesday, 26-Apr-2023 10:35:51 JST Hoss Delgado An Uber-style rating system on dating apps needs to be a thing, and unlike ridesharing apps I won't feel guilty at all for rating less than five stars. -
Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 26-Apr-2023 10:35:51 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks @Hoss @Chet @The_Almighty_Kek Insert the Dennis Reynolds “I AM A FIVE-STAR MAN!!!!!!” rant
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The Christmas Kek (the_almighty_kek@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 26-Apr-2023 10:35:52 JST The Christmas Kek This is the benefit of only banging women you’re in love with.
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Chet (chet@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 26-Apr-2023 10:35:52 JST Chet I can't wait till the dating apps start letting them rate each other.
5 stars for butt stuff
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Holly Jolly D-Droid (d-droid@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 26-Apr-2023 10:44:36 JST Holly Jolly D-Droid @WashedOutGundamPilot @Humpleupagus >Post orgasm disgust
I thought that was just something you felt about masturbating and it was like realizing you wasted time, is that something dudes feel normally after sex? -
Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 26-Apr-2023 10:44:36 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks @D-Droid @Humpleupagus A lot can go wrong with anal. Plenty of THOSE horror stories abound already. Might have seen something nasty already. Or it’s just gross to her a wet, 50-decibel ‘cumfart’ echo through your house as you wonder what the hell you’re doing with your life
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BargainBinOrcContent1221 (muscleorc1221@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 26-Apr-2023 10:45:19 JST BargainBinOrcContent1221 @marlin @WashedOutGundamPilot It's a flex. Post embarrassing story to show that you can still get whatever cock you want -
of nothing (apropos@freespeechextremist.com)'s status on Wednesday, 26-Apr-2023 10:45:19 JST of nothing @MuscleOrc1221 @marlin @WashedOutGundamPilot also makes sense as a call for soothing. A guy fucked her in the ass and then made her feel bad about how gross anal inherently is. She posts this, other people tell her as much, she feels better. Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks likes this. -
marlin (marlin@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 26-Apr-2023 10:45:20 JST marlin @WashedOutGundamPilot Why would anyone even post this? -
Steppe Warrior Hogan (hogankhan@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 26-Apr-2023 10:45:23 JST Steppe Warrior Hogan @MuscleOrc1221 @marlin @WashedOutGundamPilot Women assume that men are just like them.
Men telling a sexual story is a status symbol in that they can get girls, and that those girls are so into them that they will do nasty things.Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks likes this. -
Steppe Warrior Hogan (hogankhan@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 26-Apr-2023 10:45:41 JST Steppe Warrior Hogan @D-Droid @WashedOutGundamPilot @Humpleupagus Yes like after they banged a fatty. Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks likes this. -
Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 26-Apr-2023 10:46:45 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks @apropos @D-Droid @Humpleupagus IDK about you guys but I go into SNUGG mode after sex.
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of nothing (apropos@freespeechextremist.com)'s status on Wednesday, 26-Apr-2023 10:46:48 JST of nothing @D-Droid @WashedOutGundamPilot @Humpleupagus no. Guys inherently feel post-nut clarity. "Sage mode". If they feel disgust, it's because the situation was always disgusting and their lust had disguised that fact, with the sudden clarity of mind allowing them to see it. -
:nv: Eddie Fucksaw :nv: (chainsaw_appreciator@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 26-Apr-2023 11:53:07 JST :nv: Eddie Fucksaw :nv: @GabeLakmann @Samhydeigger @WashedOutGundamPilot @purvispisgah >Wouldn't surprise if "Tucker Max" was a jew either.
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:nv: Eddie Fucksaw :nv: (chainsaw_appreciator@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 26-Apr-2023 11:53:07 JST :nv: Eddie Fucksaw :nv: @GabeLakmann @Samhydeigger @WashedOutGundamPilot @purvispisgah :BlurpleKek:
>Tucker Max's father, Dennis Max, is a restaurant owner in South Florida.[20] According to Max, his parents met at "one of George Jung's coke parties in Manhattan Beach".[21] Tucker's grandmother was Jewish. Tucker grew up in Lexington, Kentucky and graduated from Blair Academy in 1995, where he was voted "most egotistical".[22] He graduated from the University of Chicago in three years, with a B.A. in Law, Letters, and Society in 1998. He attended Duke Law School on an academic scholarship, earning a J.D. in 2001.[23]Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks likes this. -
:nv: Eddie Fucksaw :nv: (chainsaw_appreciator@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 26-Apr-2023 11:53:08 JST :nv: Eddie Fucksaw :nv: @Samhydeigger @WashedOutGundamPilot @purvispisgah Internet 1.0 version of the PUA grifter. -
GabeLakmann (gabelakmann@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 26-Apr-2023 11:53:08 JST GabeLakmann Yeah, all around scumbag and I bet half the stories are lies or stories that happened to someone else.
Wouldn't surprise if "Tucker Max" was a jew either.
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Samhydeigger (samhydeigger@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 26-Apr-2023 11:53:09 JST Samhydeigger @WashedOutGundamPilot @chainsaw_appreciator @purvispisgah what is tucker max -
GabeLakmann (gabelakmann@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 26-Apr-2023 11:58:00 JST GabeLakmann We all knew it, didn't we?
Just needed proof, that's all.Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks likes this. -
:nv: Eddie Fucksaw :nv: (chainsaw_appreciator@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 26-Apr-2023 11:58:00 JST :nv: Eddie Fucksaw :nv: @GabeLakmann @Samhydeigger @WashedOutGundamPilot @purvispisgah Every single time means EVERY single time. Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks likes this. -
GabeLakmann (gabelakmann@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 26-Apr-2023 11:58:01 JST GabeLakmann Also, a jew voted "most egotistical"... LOL Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks likes this. -
Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 26-Apr-2023 11:58:59 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks @GabeLakmann @chainsaw_appreciator @Samhydeigger @purvispisgah He wrote a long article describing all the sensations - in eery detail - that he felt while having sex w/ a pig. Then when everyone was disgusted at is, he went back and said “lol guys it was just a joke I didn’t ACTUALLY put my weiner inside a pig lol hahah lol duh”
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Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 26-Apr-2023 12:03:52 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks @GabeLakmann @Samhydeigger @chainsaw_appreciator @purvispisgah Unsurprisingly the movie was popular abroad, I saw it at all the pirate shops in s. america. They love scandalous, nasty stuff like that. Big into GTA, too, just the idea of hedonistic excess is a hobby to people living in the jungle w/ a single lightbulb
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GabeLakmann (gabelakmann@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 26-Apr-2023 12:03:53 JST GabeLakmann Being jewish I would say there is a decent chance that he didn't actually do it and I think it is as bad or maybe worse since he would have to sit there and imagine what it would be like to do it and then describe it.
I think I read one or two articles by him before I truly hated him and then, go figure, they made a movie about him or his "character." -
Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 26-Apr-2023 12:19:04 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks @GabeLakmann @Samhydeigger @chainsaw_appreciator @purvispisgah Because they’re animals, man. It’s not something deep or smart, it’s just that people in backwater villages with nothing but OTA tube TVs and lean-tos pirating electricity off the sole power line for 20 miles. They’re simply stunted, stuck in an earlier era of humanity. They’re base and animalistic. They see pretty white girls on TV and think about how amazing it would be to get a free willy wonka ticket to the states to indulge in every vice under the sun with them. The particularly retarded ones think that TV and vidya accurately portray the states, right down to the GTA shootouts w/ miniguns and RPGs.
It’s all worsened by their rare retarded village friends flying to spain and the US to tell tales about this magical land of milk and honey. “You show up and they give you a car and a nice fancy touchscreen phone!!! I swear!!! We raped this girl in a park and nobody did anything! She didn’t even tell anyone about it!!! Janquís are so stupid!!! Total pushovers!!!!!”
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GabeLakmann (gabelakmann@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 26-Apr-2023 12:19:05 JST GabeLakmann I wonder why?
Is it because that stuff is in their nature and it makes them feel better to think that Europeans (I'm sure it was never mentioned that Tucker is jewish and the movie character was likely portrayed as a non jew as well) do it too? -
Z BertPro2000 Z (bertpro2000@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 26-Apr-2023 12:24:23 JST Z BertPro2000 Z @WashedOutGundamPilot @GabeLakmann @chainsaw_appreciator @Samhydeigger @purvispisgah I remember this faggot, my LT read his book on my first deployment and I was disgusted by it, even the cover. I remember him (LT) telling us the story in it of the jew getting a blumpkin on the toilet at a bar or something, whole thing reeked of fake stories and a diseased mind. Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks likes this. -
Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 26-Apr-2023 12:25:01 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks @Bertpro2000 @GabeLakmann @chainsaw_appreciator @Samhydeigger @purvispisgah There’s some similar dirtbage tome I keep seeing pimped on twitter, it’s this faggy navelgazing thing about all this chode’s tinder adventures. Smells just like this stupid thing.
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Z BertPro2000 Z (bertpro2000@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 26-Apr-2023 12:25:13 JST Z BertPro2000 Z @WashedOutGundamPilot @GabeLakmann @chainsaw_appreciator @Samhydeigger @purvispisgah oh yeah and he would constantly do the "I know, im a horrible person, im going to hell, buttttt" and this was literally the only chapter read out to us, he is a terrible writer Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks likes this. -
GabeLakmann (gabelakmann@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 26-Apr-2023 12:33:02 JST GabeLakmann I figured it was because they're savages but I thought you might have gained some special insight being around them or something.
Good thing nothing bad happened to you while you were there (I'm hoping and assuming). -
sparky ⚓ (sparky@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 26-Apr-2023 12:33:55 JST sparky ⚓ @WashedOutGundamPilot @apropos @D-Droid @Humpleupagus You like the girl enough to demonstrate affection, but not enough to grant her legitimacy. Curious. -
Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 26-Apr-2023 12:33:55 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks @sparky @apropos @D-Droid @Humpleupagus Hey it might be turning. Talked to the parents the other day and they’re basically hinting that I have a blank check to make it happen. That excuse won’t hold water for much longer