Notices by hirohito (hiro@mstdn.starnix.network)

@splitshockvirus @MK2boogaloo Apologize to Miami right now. (like every other major county voted 60%+)

@MK2boogaloo F5ing Florida amendment tallies to see what ballot measures get passed. Florida counts its vote pretty quickly (unless your Miami)

@MK2boogaloo It is now cold, and I don't like it.

@eric I tried learning how to use pipewire's "security" and it turns out the only security feature is an ad-hoc completely undocumented interface to flatpaks (that they swear will one day be an actual privilege separation feature)

if you don't use flatpaks pipewire is security-wise equivalent to pulseaudio

had a dream where the newest touhou game was set in argentina

@kirby @waifu @KuteboiCoder The best part about misskey is opening it in public and having everyone awkwardly stare at me when my laptop fans go wild

Fact:

99% of doomscrollers close fedi right
before they find a funny meme

@charlie_root @dcc @zoomgoboom @Humpleupagus @Dan_Hulson @Desert_0asis

I use Postmarket + SXMO on my Pinephone. The looks of horror on peoples faces when I explain using vim with a touchscreen keyboard to send text messages are the primary reason to use a tiling window manager on your cell phone

@splitshockvirus ?
I don't have a blahaj I'm straight

Everytime I think of the "metric" system I get mad

It is not irrationally angry, all anger against metric is rational and justified

God damn it I can't give people ✡️ reacts, I instinctively go for it

@splitshockvirus but it tastes yucky :(

My parents bought a loaf of bread that proudly says "NO HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYURP". I am an american and I didn't even know companies put HFCS in fucking bread.

This is worse news than my instance being broken