Notices by The Problem (marine@breastmilk.club), page 11

@colonelj @Jonny @Doll @PodunkPotato @doctorsex @Dan_Hulson @Frondeur @TrevorGoodchild @graf @nugger @sickburnbro @dicey @jeffcliff but you’d also die since you are also vaccinated.

@colonelj @Jonny @Doll @PodunkPotato @doctorsex @Dan_Hulson @Frondeur @TrevorGoodchild @graf @nugger @sickburnbro @dicey @jeffcliff how’s your heart doing, CJ??

@Dan_Hulson @Jonny @Doll @PodunkPotato @doctorsex @Frondeur @TrevorGoodchild @graf @nugger @sickburnbro @dicey @jeffcliff even if real, he’s too afraid of covid to go outside

@Jonny @PodunkPotato @doctorsex @Frondeur @TrevorGoodchild @graf @nugger @sickburnbro @dicey @jeffcliff jeff cliff is a math nerd with like a billion degrees or whatever the fuck. he’s just afraid of covid.

@Dan_Hulson @Jonny @PodunkPotato @doctorsex @Frondeur @TrevorGoodchild @graf @nugger @sickburnbro @dicey @jeffcliff Jeff Cliff has a girlfriend.

@Terry @pernia you hear about literally everything this woman does

Shane is the best male marriageable in Stardew Valley. This is not because I want to fix him. I know I can’t fix him. I want to make him worse.

i want to own a hello kitty themed taser

zero suit samus is the britney spears of smash bros because all the gays are obsessed with her

@p @eris @p @PonyPanda @p @lunarised I’ve had the displeasure of living around enough California transplants, particularly from LA and seen how they voted and changed my hometown. I do not like it in any way. Honestly, the fact that they’re leaving and running across the country should tell you what you need to know.

I am not defending New York in any way because I arguably do believe in some sense, it is currently shittier, but LA is not much better.

@p @eris @p @PonyPanda @p @lunarised concept: both New York and LA are fucking garbage and they’re currently on the fast track to see which one’s worse.

@p @eris @p @PonyPanda @p @lunarised you need a song about that? you can’t just walk outside and see how shitty LA is?

@dcc @rees @udongle @LordMordred @MeBigbrain @RealRaul @graf @peemasons @sandwich no, that’s not how this works.

@dcc @rees @udongle @LordMordred @MeBigbrain @RealRaul @graf @peemasons @sandwich bare foot or not, it’s still fucking dirty.

@graf @rees @udongle @LordMordred @MeBigbrain @RealRaul @peemasons @sandwich idc how much you wash your floors, they’re still dirty.

@rees @MeBigbrain @LordMordred @RealRaul @graf @peemasons @sandwich @udongle at least you’re wearing socks this time. still disgusting tho

@rees @graf @LordMordred @MeBigbrain @RealRaul @peemasons @sandwich @udongle why do you hate me? :blobcatpleading:

@rees @LordMordred @MeBigbrain @RealRaul @graf @peemasons @sandwich @udongle it’s not personal, i hate all feet.