Notices by buttplug.io 🍑🔌 (buttplugio@buttplug.zone)

Oh my god I think Buttplug may have a new slogan

@foone new protocol! They actually provided me with some of the updated apis too.

owo

There's now a @buttplugio support mod for Hearts of Iron 4.

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3303555217

See, this is why we gotta stop saying "war... war never changes..."

Someone goes and changes war and all of the sudden we're getting reddit threats to send the mounties after us.

(sweet jesus mcchrist lord the HOI4 buttplug mod is already paying comment dividends)

Dear buttplug.io users:

We apologize for the current downtime.

If your butt is BSOD’ing, please try rebooting it a few times.

If you are currently experiencing downtime with your connected sex toy, PLEASE DO NOT RESORT TO USING YOUR HAND.

We have advanced enough as a species, that should no longer be required.

Please wait for the computers to come back online before seeking sexual self gratification.

Welp @foone it finally happened.

Doom on a fucktube.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAE175Tiuy0

I do love explaining that anyone who comes to this project with the idea it was built to assist them in getting off is probably in for a surprise.

@foone maybe you weren’t looking in the right place

Happy pride month

I’d post a picture of the buttplug flag but it’s currently in someone’s butt

░B░U░T░T░P░L░U░G░S░ ░I░N░ ░B░I░O░

@foone I mean... https://grafana.com/grafana/dashboards/285-factorio/

THE FUTURE IS NOW

BUTTPLUG LLM

LET THE ROBOTS CONTROL YOUR BUTTPLUG

WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG

https://github.com/PsychoSmiley/LLM_Buttplug

@Lunaphied @foone today we all learned foone isn't into vore i guess

I'm ~$325 in the hole via releasing free software.

Apple: $99/year
Microsoft: $99/year (and I still haven't passed review there)
Steam: $99/app
Play Store: $25

If you'd like to help out with this idiocy:

https://patreon.com/qdot
https://ko-fi.com/qdot76367
https://github.com/sponsors/qdot

"But qDot you didn't even need to be in desktop app stores, and you could've just released in free stores like Chocolatey and Linux Package Reposito...."

LISTEN NERD

I WILL SHOVE YOU IN A LOCKER IN A WAY YOU WILL NOT FIND HORNY

oh shit oh fuck oh no

GET US ON YOUR STEAM WISHLIST NOW

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2273160/Intiface_Central/

@foone I keep debating putting support for the bhaptics vest I have in, just so I have a device with 40 outputs.