Notices by buttplug.io 🍑🔌 (buttplugio@buttplug.zone), page 2

There's really nothing like implementing crash reporting to make you go "what the fuck is wrong with my users"

*staring at a crash report stack trace and device readout*

OH COME ON NO ONE HAS THAT MANY HOLES.

STOP IT.

@foone I was talking to @doomsdayrs about this last night and they informed me exactly how all platforms it is and I'm still processing this information. I was still in "oh yeah it's a jvm deal" land.

Like, transpiling to js? Really?

Do you like Kotlin?

Do you like Buttplugs?

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU YOU COULD HAVE BOTH AT THE SAME TIME

https://gitlab.com/Doomsdayrs/buttplug-kt

tired: locktober

wired: motherfucking decorative gourd season

Hmmm.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm.

https://github.com/oddpetersson/gocube-protocol

Someone mentioned we don't support Nintendo Joycons and I was like "I know I worked on that..."

I did! 2 years and ~1000 commits ago! Left it on a branch and forgot about it!

Time to dig out old code, but maybe people can rubberband joycons to their junk for AC6 feedback soon.

And a few hours later (except I forgot to hit publish on the last one when I wrote it. Oops.), everything's updated and works again!

Nintendo Joycon support will be in the next release of Intiface Central! (Soon, hopefully in the next week or so, just want to finish up some other changes first)

Your every so often reminder to not put the nintendo joycon in your butt.

https://www.vice.com/en/article/kbybpz/nintendo-switchs-joy-con-sync-issue-is-even-worse-if-you-put-it-in-your-butt

YOOOO WE MADE IT

WE ON THE BAD SPACE BIG BAD BLOCKLIST

DEFEDERATE US, BITCHES.

I FUCKING DARE YOU.

DO IT. DO IT.

DOITDOITDOITDOITDOITDOIT

I HAVE VERY LITTLE SELF CONTROL AND THE ONLY THING I HATE IS BUTTPLUGS SO YEAH THOSE TAGS ARE ACCURATE

SHOUT OUT TO @TheGoodSpace FOR BEING A FRIEND OF THE BUTT

https://mastodon.social/@TheGoodSpace/111052271194393071