Notices by gentooP (gentoop@social.mikutter.hachune.net), page 42

@mischievoustomato I'm going to shit yourself. (It's April fools, please clap)

@sapphire Who is the father and what will the child be?

@mischievoustomato Practice preemptive rape, rape yourself to lose your virginity before they rape you

@Owl @Goalkeeper And keep getting lucky?

@Dicey @lina @maxmustermann Wow, where did you get a picture of me?

Local company name is called smegma in Japanese

Hmm, today I think I'll learn corpo art
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Hn7FHICvjU4

@mikuphile It's April fools, what's the trick.

I forgot to stop being serious today.
休みなさいございますまたじゃね

@charlie_root @Mirk0dex I've listened to D&B, Kanzaki Hiro made some good ones in the day like Scapegoat
https://m.soundcloud.com/myshep2/hatsune-miku-scapegoat
Thing is I'm not aware of these terms, don't think anyone who listens to D&B casually that knows these terms or if they are descriptive in any capacity to making this type of music
I'm also learning music, if you could show me what these terms mean that would be appreciated Otherwise I just use Saturator, Mwobbler, and distortion

@Mirk0dex @charlie_root
Swinging fast brakes, warm swelling, sharp abrupt basslines?
What are these terms even suppose to mean? Is it Marketing lingo, who are you trying to sell this too?
I just know what a Swing and a Bass is.

@lichelordgodfrey @WashedOutGundamPilot The way to solve Japan's falling birthrate is to disseminate trad smut propaganda in little red books to single Japanese Women so they can prey on innocent single hikkomori men?
Abe, we've found the answer. _50 shades of aoi_

@FutaBot @blockbot
Can handle the loli but not the futa eh?

@nugger @givenup he was sucking up to Indians not long ago so I can't really take any of that crap sincerely. Just sounds like rhetoric from a alternate version of Marcyite or something.

@munir @Zergling_man Let's make it happen.

@Suzu @MK2boogaloo @sysrq @mint @lina Guess it's only an American thing, Ales and Ginger Root flavored drinks been a thing since the colonial Era.

Why is April's fools the day after Easter? Did Jesus say Sike and go back in cave?

@dhomo The original question was if you know how to type kana with that phone.
You said you didn't and only your mothers has your number.
I don't really know what's the issue here with why you don't know if you can type kana on the phone, because apparently you do know how and apparently you're just acting dumb to me.

@lamp Realtime benchmark stress test.
Had crash logs?

@eidolon @IAMAL_PHARIUS We assume they are Jewish or Black unless proven otherwise.
Then we show them what they look like if they were Jewish or Black.