Notices by The Christmas Kek (the_almighty_kek@nicecrew.digital), page 3

Psh you consider that a "demolishing" huh? :blobcat_raised_eyebrow:

You don't know me nigga

Not at all nigga :melvin_activated:

Fucking love pancakes

So coffee is a touchy subject with you? :kek_thinking:

THEY'RE COMPLETELY DIFFERENT :aqua_aaa:

Does it though :pepe_really:

Correct. :niggy_dab:

I'm not so big on English muffins. I like them well enough, but they're on the lower end of my list. I do enjoy eggs benedict on biscuits though.

Nothing like a tender, barely cooked slab of beef

Fucking nice, bro 🍻

That'd be a big no, unfortunately. I find both bleu cheese and vinegar utterly repulsive.

I do :kek_pat:

I love all breakfast foods

I eat normal food most of the time but sometimes I decide to try some weird combo and it turns out to be fire.

Stop. Don't let Matty see that. You KNOW it will become an emoji :kek_wut:

Are those women's frames?

Your sibling should ban you from being anywhere near their baby because it's a statistical likelihood you'll eventually rape it.

This shit is so fucken cute, fr fr! :kek_sob:
Thank you @ThatMushroom you're awesome.

Are you fucking kidding me

It's amazing that not only do people eat Applebee's, but they even pay a premium to have it brought to them. What a world.