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Another Angry Woman (stavvers@masto.ai)'s status on Tuesday, 31-Jan-2023 04:15:09 JST Another Angry Woman
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scrumptious darling boy
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1. RIP RIP RIP i can never interact with my neighbor again holy fuck i was outside w/ my cat just now. and he went behind a shrub for a bit, and me not realizing my neighbor was on the other side of that same shrub, poked my head round and said way louder than necessary, “my SCRUMPTIOUS darling boy, what ever are you doing over there??” and this 40-something man i very rarely speak to handled it w/ remarkable grace and very tentatively responded “…..watering my.. roses? you?”
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Another Angry Woman (stavvers@masto.ai)'s status on Tuesday, 31-Jan-2023 04:15:08 JST Another Angry Woman
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ska punk forever

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Another Angry Woman (stavvers@masto.ai)'s status on Tuesday, 31-Jan-2023 04:15:07 JST Another Angry Woman

stop reblogging
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1. vive-la-revolution: guys what’s a gender neutral term for a parent maip-macrothorax: I want you to reread what you wrote. vive-la-revolution: i may be stupid vive-la-revolution: stop reblogging this post frustratedastruar: Reblogging to spread the word that people should stop reblogging this post.
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Another Angry Woman (stavvers@masto.ai)'s status on Tuesday, 31-Jan-2023 04:15:06 JST Another Angry Woman

exceeding all expectations
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1. Text chat screenshots: -are you ready to see a flier that's everywhere at my school -if ur prefacing it fuck yeah I am [Poster advertising the vagina monologues with 90s rad-stylr background and a picture of the bee from bee movie saying "ya like vag"] I wasn't ready forbiddenseason: I'm exceeding all expectations
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Another Angry Woman (stavvers@masto.ai)'s status on Tuesday, 31-Jan-2023 04:15:05 JST Another Angry Woman

yahoo answers
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1. dankmemeuniversity: Still from Avatar the Last Airbender, Aang looks down an unbroken line of previous avatars. Aang is labelled "me" the avatars are labelled "the people who had the same question as me 12 years ago on yahoo answers" gothaxolotls: Still from Legend of Korra. The avatar line breaks, Aang, Roshi and others are fading away. Aang is labelled "yahoo answers being shut down"
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Another Angry Woman (stavvers@masto.ai)'s status on Tuesday, 31-Jan-2023 04:15:04 JST Another Angry Woman
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wimdy
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1. z0v: (Photo of two English sheepdogs in high wind conditions, huddled close together with the fur ontheir faces and fronts blowing in the wind) idontthinkthereforeimnot: No one needs to say it but we all know what it is sigh in a storm: it bene-benzenheimer: fucken sighinastorm: (still from 300, Leonidas brandishing a spear and roaring, captioned WIMDY)
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Another Angry Woman (stavvers@masto.ai)'s status on Tuesday, 31-Jan-2023 04:15:03 JST Another Angry Woman
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my good son now
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1. rydenxo: okay picture this; i go back in time and find a victorian orphan child. do i blow his mind? do i break his brain? NO!!! i give him warm soft clothes and a hug. he gets me wizard high off what would commonly be used to treat a minor cough in that era. we both eventually contract a deadly illness and then i bring him to the future where we get easily cured of our ailment. i buy him a happy meal afterwards. he’s my good son now. love you son.
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Another Angry Woman (stavvers@masto.ai)'s status on Tuesday, 31-Jan-2023 04:15:03 JST Another Angry Woman

joan of arc
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1. 4 panel comic. 1. Grey figure labelled "catholic church": Joan of arc is a saint because she was martyred 2. Another figure: who killed her 3. Catholic church, blank face 4. Catholic church, scowling face Screenshot of a modified jaboukie tweet: Catholic church: Just because we killed joan of arc doesn't mean we can't miss her
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Another Angry Woman (stavvers@masto.ai)'s status on Tuesday, 31-Jan-2023 04:15:02 JST Another Angry Woman
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irreparable damage to the english language (original posts from 2017)
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1. anonymous: I want to fuck your throat earthnation: my thrussy!?!? ventrue: (reaction gif of a horrified-looking woman saying "your what?") schakira: sorry for being dramatic but this post did irreparable damage to the english language timebendinglunatic: (screenshot of a post from American Dialect Society: The suffix -ussy is the 2022 American Dialect Society word of the year" Horrible job, everyone! Thank you! earthnation: my bad damn
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Another Angry Woman (stavvers@masto.ai)'s status on Tuesday, 31-Jan-2023 04:15:02 JST Another Angry Woman
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new cryptid: exhausted woman at starbucks
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Another Angry Woman (stavvers@masto.ai)'s status on Tuesday, 31-Jan-2023 04:15:01 JST Another Angry Woman
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ask the dwarves of moria about that
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1. Screenshot from r/badwomensanatomy "Sadly" Distracted boyfriend meme format. The girlfriend is labelled "g-spot", watching in outrage as her boyfriend, labelled men" turns his head to look at a woman in red labelled "cervix" "If I go deeper it's automatically better, right?" "Ask the dwarves of Moria about that" afronerdism: This might be the funniest reply I've ever seen in my life thepioden: Free PC check meme format. A stock photo of a woman, with text on the left saying "Balrogs? In *my* vagina? Its more likely than you think"
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Another Angry Woman (stavvers@masto.ai)'s status on Tuesday, 31-Jan-2023 04:15:00 JST Another Angry Woman

you dropped your dick, man
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1. [twitter screencap of a dildo wrapped up in plastic with a postal address sticker on it] "Amazon got me fucked up telling all my business theblackd4hlia: but seriously one time i ordered something from adam & eve (surprise a big ol dildo) and the order said discreet shipping and i was like cool ya know cause i lived with three dudes in an apartment and also had to go to the apartment office to pick up my package so discreet is dope and i got the package delivery notification like sick im about to dick myself so i walked my happy horny ass down to the office and told the lady my name and she went into the package delivery room to grab it and it took her a minute and she came out with a dick shaped bag just grasping the shaft of it and i looked at it mortified and had to grab the balls part of the package from the woman and she let go and it just wiggled and i could feel the squish through the bag and it was just horrible :anonbuddha: If its any consolation, | get it. I'm a trans guy who wears a packer. One day | was in the restroom and pulled my pants down. | really had to go so I did t fast and the magnet clip came undone and my dick flopped out of my boxers and bounced into the stall next to me. The OCCUPIED stall next to me. I wanted to die. There was this horrible forever silence moments. Then the dude just goes, “Umn, you dropped your dick man.” and nudges it over with his foot.
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Another Angry Woman (stavvers@masto.ai)'s status on Tuesday, 31-Jan-2023 04:14:59 JST Another Angry Woman

petplay
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1. why is petplay always dogs and cats and shit. put your man in a hamster wheel
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Another Angry Woman (stavvers@masto.ai)'s status on Tuesday, 31-Jan-2023 04:14:58 JST Another Angry Woman

prince charming
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1. unpretty: did cinderella ever talk to her man about his faceblindness. bisexuhowl: i met the perfect woman but it was a special occasion so now wherever she is her makeup and hair are probably different this is my nightmare unpretty: rip prince charming, who had to let the whole kingdom make jokes about his foot fetish for the rest of his lie because every blonde with an updo looks basically the same as far as he can tell unpretty: they call him prince charming because he's always really polite to strangers to cover for the fact that he doesn't know if he's supposed to recognize them from Somewhere and when you're a prince that shit starts wars.
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Another Angry Woman (stavvers@masto.ai)'s status on Tuesday, 31-Jan-2023 04:14:58 JST Another Angry Woman

salukis
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1. salukis look like the dog equivalent of those popular white girls in high school who turn out to be actually really nice when you get around to talking to them on their own and end up doing international studies at uni [photo of a saluki, a white dog with a long face and fluffy, floppy ears] shes a paid employee of amnesty international now
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Another Angry Woman (stavvers@masto.ai)'s status on Tuesday, 31-Jan-2023 04:14:57 JST Another Angry Woman
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swarov.se
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1. Swarov.se Photo of a gold necklace. In the centre is a circle of crystals. On either side of the circle is a pair of hands, holding the circle as if they are pulling it apart. For internet users of a certain generation, the “where were you when JFK was shot” moment is “when did you first see Goatse.cx? It wasn’t the first grossout image on the web and it’s certainly not the worst one, but it’s got first-mover advantage that made it absolutely iconic.
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2. But apparently, Swarovski didn’t get the memo before designing, manufacturing and offering for sale this $90 “Tarot Magic Bracelet" (Honestly, it's about par for the course for the company, whose products are universally revolting) cumaeansibyl: And some things that should not have been forgotten were lost. History became legend. Legend became myth. And for two and a half thousand years, the ring passed out of all knowledge.
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Another Angry Woman (stavvers@masto.ai)'s status on Tuesday, 31-Jan-2023 04:14:57 JST Another Angry Woman
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task failed successfully
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Another Angry Woman (stavvers@masto.ai)'s status on Tuesday, 31-Jan-2023 04:14:55 JST Another Angry Woman

mad dad hour
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Another Angry Woman (stavvers@masto.ai)'s status on Tuesday, 31-Jan-2023 04:14:53 JST Another Angry Woman

you can't serve cunt and the government at the same time
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1. whys combat and military gear always got to look so fucking cool when the people wearing them just objectively arent. thats unfair this goes for like, all of time. knights are serving the KING? the fucking KING? you cant serve cunt and the government at the same time come on now pick the right side i know you have it in you
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Another Angry Woman (stavvers@masto.ai)'s status on Tuesday, 31-Jan-2023 04:14:52 JST Another Angry Woman

unknow it
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1. I told this woman I work with to have a happy birthday tomorrow since she's off and she did a double take before asking me how I knew that. when I first started as their boss I made a note of everyone's birthday so I could get them a card/small gift. I told her that and she stared at me for a few moments before saying "I don't like that. no you don't know my birthday. unknow it" then walked away. so this woman I work with has never been born and I've never met her in my life. maricon-carne Im sorry but unknow it is so fucking funny
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