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basic-banshee: [text screenshots] -Will you come to my company holiday party and pretend to be my girlfriend -I will give you a Starbucks gift card -My boyfriend's dad is a VP at (blurred)-and he and his wife will 100% be there -It's like you don't want our fake dating au to succeed -You have loads of friends! Can't one . of them do it? -You're my only straight friend. | need insurance that we won't fall in love by the end -Just make a Craigslist ad -Omg wait can I help And so it begins ‘ bazfloralsuit: having the DMV area Craigslist bookmarked has never come in handy before but now basic-banshee: Update, Craigslist has flagged my post as inappropriate. basic-banshee: Apparently you can’t solicit a date as a “gig” I now see my mistake