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Another Angry Woman (stavvers@masto.ai)'s status on Tuesday, 31-Jan-2023 04:14:51 JST Another Angry Woman

literary expert
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1. rthko: What did the author mean by the curtains being blue? Hi, literary expert here to help! Navy blue means anal sex but light blue means oral sex. Curtains on the left side of the window mean top but curtains on the right side mean bottom. pinene: What do you guys think of my new yellow curtains that I’ve pushed to the right side of my windows? rthko: Hi, literary expert who drinks lots of water here. Come over.
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Another Angry Woman (stavvers@masto.ai)'s status on Tuesday, 31-Jan-2023 04:14:50 JST Another Angry Woman
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tumblr pvp
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1. supreme-teader-stoat: The ability to turn the post above you into the speech bubble of a character of your choice is an essential weapon of tumblr pvp. palepandacreation: Picture of Clippy, the terrible paperclip from MS Office, with a speech bubble emerging making it look like he is saying the post above.
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Another Angry Woman (stavvers@masto.ai)'s status on Tuesday, 31-Jan-2023 04:14:49 JST Another Angry Woman
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we're canadian
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1. bogleech: As someone around for 9-11 and the "NEVER FORGET NUMBER #1 GREATEST TRAGEDY EVER IN HISTURY" response to it I am in thrilled and invigorated by the fact that younger people just make amogus memes and TikTok nonsense about it. A huge chunk of America cared more about it than any entire genocide and thought you would cry learning about it. They hoped it'd make every generation patriotically angry forever and ever and want to join the military. Instead you Photoshop the towers into squidwards house and shit. Never stop lol gay-jesus-probably: I’m physically unable to take 9/11 seriously, entirely because my grade 9 english teacher was bizarrely obsessed with it. We basically had an entire unit on 9/11. We watched that documentary from those students that were doing a documentary of firefighters and wound up getting the only footage of the first plane hitting. We did a novel study of a book about some kid being in one of the towers
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2. for take your kid to work day and him and his dad squeezing past the wreckage of the plane to escape in time. We watched that Nic Cage movie of him being a firefighter during 9/11 that gets stuck in an elevator shaft when the place collapses. I am dead fucking serious, we had to make up fictional people that died in the attack, write an obituary for our 9/11sona’s, and then write and deliver a eulogy as their grief-stricken parent. At one point in the unit the teacher clarified that she hadn’t personally lost anyone to the attack, nor was she anywhere near New York when it happened. She never bothered to ask if any of us had actually lost someone in the attack, which kind of seems like a thing you should do before making us invent fictional victims to give eulogies for. The unit began with her demanding to know where we all were on the day of the attack and what we remembered, and she started crying when we told her that 1. we were two years old at the time and couldn’t remember shit fuck, the closest thing was one of the older kids kind of thought they remembered being very confused. were the last class she would ever teach that could possibly remember 9/11. Probably didn’t help that someone pointed out that we were the class born in 1999, so in two years she’d have students that hadn’t even been born during 9/11. That may have contributed to the teacher crying over the whole thing. We're Canadian cherishedproperty: That last sentence KILLED me. Jesus fuck.
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Another Angry Woman (stavvers@masto.ai)'s status on Tuesday, 31-Jan-2023 04:14:49 JST Another Angry Woman

smoking area
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1. tumblr is like the smoking area for social media
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Another Angry Woman (stavvers@masto.ai)'s status on Tuesday, 31-Jan-2023 04:14:47 JST Another Angry Woman

oracle
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1. Do you ever just wish you could be an ancient oracle and your whole job was to do weed and tell stupid riddles to rich conquerors only for them to misinterpret your words and die
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Another Angry Woman (stavvers@masto.ai)'s status on Tuesday, 31-Jan-2023 04:14:46 JST Another Angry Woman
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the boys
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1. referring to my tits as "the boys" not because calling them girls would be dysphoric but because they are like goons to me. henchmen.
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les mis au
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1. Just rediscovered potentially the funniest thing I've written in recent memory Imagine if people wrote all their Les Mis modern aus in the style of Victor Hugo “What time it" enquired Enjolas. finding himself ignorant of the answer, Grantaire reached into a pocket of his jeans and withdrew his phone- an apple iphone, so called in the manner of the bulky computers which were its predecessors, and which were forced over time to become ever smaller and more compact, driven by human ingenuity according to some parties and capitalist greed according to others. Some, typically those with more wealth in their pockets than theie minds, would cry hypocrisy at revolutionary carryig that symbol of the very structure he claims to oppose, that tainted apple, that original sin. Certainly it seemed as such; but even when one is wholly morally opposed to the society in which he exists, it is an unfortunate truth that he still must live in it “Half past two,” he replied
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Another Angry Woman (stavvers@masto.ai)'s status on Tuesday, 31-Jan-2023 04:14:44 JST Another Angry Woman
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why was he born so beautiful
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1. vintar: i'm watching a british youtuber's birthday stream and an aussie viewer sent in a comment saying “why was he born so beautiful, why was he born at all? because he had no say init, no say in it at all” which was received with confused existential horror, and this is how | just discovered that australian happy birthday songs are not universal argumate: oops languageolock: do you not sing this in other countries stele3: NO we do not sing a lament for someone’s personal beauty wishing they'd never been born. That is some weird Greek tragedy shit.
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slutty little candy man
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1. Anon ask: it's because you're a slutty little candy man with poor circulation. try getting a heat lamp? hornetstabber: who the fuck just called me a slutty little candy man anon please what does this mean Anon reply: Canadian sorry lol hornetstabber: i am fucking cackling like a dumbass thank you this is so funny i love you. slutty little candy man is on my resume now
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Another Angry Woman (stavvers@masto.ai)'s status on Tuesday, 31-Jan-2023 04:14:43 JST Another Angry Woman
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electrolytes

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Another Angry Woman (stavvers@masto.ai)'s status on Tuesday, 31-Jan-2023 04:14:43 JST Another Angry Woman
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the dimension where nightmares live
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1. astercrash: Did anyone notice how quickly the internet turned into a Lovecraftian horror scenario? Like we've got this dimension right next to ours, that extends across the entire planet, and it is just brimming with nightmares. We have spambots, viruses, ransomware, this endless legion of malevolent entities that are blindly probing us for weaknesses, seeking only to corrupt, to thieve, to destroy. Add onto that the corrupted ones themselves, humans who've abandoned morality and given up faces to hunt other people, jeering them, lashing out, seeing how easy it is to kill something you can’t touch or see or smell. They'll corrupt anything they think could be a Vessel for their message and they'll jabber madiy at any who question them. Their chittering haunts every corner of the internet. They are not unlike the spambots in some ways. Add on top of that the arcane magisters, who are forever working at the cracks between our world and the world we made. Some of them do it for fun, some of them do it for wealth, others do it for the power of nations unwise enough to trust them. There are mages who work to defend against this particular evil, but they are mad prophets, and their advice is almost never heeded, even by those who keep them as protection.
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2. All people know several spells to use the internet. Facebook asks you for the magic words to log in, so does your email, so does your twitter and on and on. The spells are words or a gesture with the hand, some use the colour of your eyes, or the shape of your finger. Our chief of security joked about requiring users to give a drop of blood before they could log in. Many do not understand the humour of mages. The cracks between the two are breaking. IP cameras filled our world with eyes and the magisters learned how to open almost all of them. We all carry magic slabs of glass that if you hold it up to your ear can sing to you with a loved one’s voice, but i you look at it with your eyes, can show you a corrupted human with bleeding orange skin scream the profane with a thousand voices. The other day | saw someone hack a moving vehicle. At one point they made it stop. At another they made it so it couldn’t stop. Some of our best and brightest are going to create an army of four winged bats hovering throughout every city and we are going to connect them directly to the dimension where the nightmares live. P'm not saying it's all bad, but | am saying Cthulhu lies deathless dreaming in this web we built him and he is waking up.
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Another Angry Woman (stavvers@masto.ai)'s status on Tuesday, 31-Jan-2023 04:14:42 JST Another Angry Woman
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boiling water: a shakespearean interlude

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as a woman and a scrappy fan

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Another Angry Woman (stavvers@masto.ai)'s status on Tuesday, 31-Jan-2023 04:14:41 JST Another Angry Woman
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an epilogue to the above

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Another Angry Woman (stavvers@masto.ai)'s status on Tuesday, 31-Jan-2023 04:14:40 JST Another Angry Woman

star wars name
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1. I've had the dreadful realisation that Bofa Deeznuts is actually a *fantastic* Star Wars name. OH NO. Of course. He's a Jizz musician.
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Another Angry Woman (stavvers@masto.ai)'s status on Tuesday, 31-Jan-2023 04:14:38 JST Another Angry Woman

jod
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1. -dude god could come down from heaven with a million angels and tell me that gif is pronounced “jif” and i still wouldn't fucking do it nudityandnerdery:I'd just shrug and say, “Okay, thanks, Jod, I'll keep that in mind.” #THIS IS THE HILL | WILL DIE ON (x) I WILL FACE JOD AND WALK BACKWARDS INTO HELL
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Another Angry Woman (stavvers@masto.ai)'s status on Tuesday, 31-Jan-2023 04:14:37 JST Another Angry Woman

pokemon npc dialogue
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1. devotion2: When you drink a hot beverage and you feel the heat spilling and blooming in your chest… There is nothing like it! jelloapocalypse: This is Pokémon NPC dialogue
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Another Angry Woman (stavvers@masto.ai)'s status on Tuesday, 31-Jan-2023 04:14:37 JST Another Angry Woman
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there was room for draco in the minivan
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1. charlemane: i'm still PISSED about harry potter leaving draco to die because “oh boo hoo there aren't enough seats in this minivan someone has to stay behind like you fool. you fucking fool. ive ridden to walmart and back in an 11-person shuttle seating 17 people just be i didn't wanna watt to get some skim milk. are you really telling me that you couldn't put a dude in the trunk for the sake of getting away from a collapsing island? you worried about not having enough seat belts?2? people died be of your poor minivan management skills, harry charlemane: i drafted this in a blind rage immediately upon waking up today and i may have misremembered some plot points of the Harry Potter series spikenards: #THERE ' WAS ROOM ' FOR " DRACO ' IN «" THE MINIVAN (via @dracomalfoyofficial)
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Another Angry Woman (stavvers@masto.ai)'s status on Tuesday, 31-Jan-2023 04:14:35 JST Another Angry Woman

yeet and yoink
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1. killerkitty707: "Yoink' is the opposite of "Yeet" wierdrocks: But it's just as fast viewtiful-kim: The Lord yeeteth and the Lord yoinketh away
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Another Angry Woman (stavvers@masto.ai)'s status on Tuesday, 31-Jan-2023 04:14:34 JST Another Angry Woman
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why you hatin
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1. Anonymous: why you hatin on the red hot chili peppers, man? lake-erie: although i don't agree with your taste in music, I have to respect your ability to type out this message while longboarding across campus
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