unpretty: did cinderella ever talk to her man about his faceblindness. bisexuhowl: i met the perfect woman but it was a special occasion so now wherever she is her makeup and hair are probably different this is my nightmare unpretty: rip prince charming, who had to let the whole kingdom make jokes about his foot fetish for the rest of his lie because every blonde with an updo looks basically the same as far as he can tell unpretty: they call him prince charming because he's always really polite to strangers to cover for the fact that he doesn't know if he's supposed to recognize them from Somewhere and when you're a prince that shit starts wars.
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