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Another Angry Woman (stavvers@masto.ai)'s status on Tuesday, 31-Jan-2023 04:15:24 JST Another Angry Woman
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the ideological opposite of a catgirl
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1. prokopetz: Prompt: the ideological opposite of a catgirl. z-nogyrop: So, a catgirl is a human woman who has taken on certain traits of the cat, which is a housepet known for its temperament - it is affectionate when it chooses to be, but it must choose to be. the appeal of the catgirl is the implication that the woman has decided, much like a cat, that the viewer is worthy of affection. thus the ideological opposite would be a feral creature that is known for being tame except for when it is provoked. countless examples of this exist in nature, so to narrow our options we will select one which is generally considered “scary” as a parallel to the “cute” cat, as is also as far away as viable from a cat. as an extremely social invertebrate, compared to the relatively solitary and spined nature of the housecat, i believe the hornet is the perfect choice; despite popular belief hornets are not aggressive unless and until they are given a reason to be.
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2. then there is the fusion of cat and girl. the catgirl takes the “cutest” and most traditional elements of the cat - ears, tail, and whiskers - and assembles them onto the girl. thus, our inverted catgirl ought to take the most disturbing and detestable elements of the human and assemble them onto the hornet. for this exercise i will propose the. spine (deformed due to our bipedal nature compared to most creatures), the chin (a structure that no other animal possesses), and the penis (for obvious reasons). thus, we can safely conclude that the ideological opposite of the catgirl is [picture of the bee from bee movie] prokopetz: Take your prize and get out of my house.
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Another Angry Woman (stavvers@masto.ai)'s status on Tuesday, 31-Jan-2023 04:15:23 JST Another Angry Woman
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pilot
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1. Me as a pilot Me: ladies and gentlemen this is your captain speaking. I have an announcement to make but first you have to promise not to get mad
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Another Angry Woman (stavvers@masto.ai)'s status on Tuesday, 31-Jan-2023 04:15:22 JST Another Angry Woman

billy postman
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1. parotcardsroxy: my mom purposely overpaid her credit card bill by 1 cent so every month they send her a letter that says they owe her 1 cent and it costs them a dollar to send the letter plus the paper. she is costing corporations money 👍 telluriandigits: Yes, but the added environmental cost of mailing a paper letter... parotcardsroxy: do you think they cut down a whole tree because my mom overpaid one cent. do you think they make one new piece of paper every time they need one telluriandigits: But trucks have to move that paper!
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2. parotcardsroxy: are you not aware that those trucks would be going either way. they aren’t taking another trip for one envelope horsebeckett: hello my name is billy postman, operator of the world's smallest and most environmentally harmful mail truck. it is one envelope big and requires thirty seven gallons of fuel to go one mile. (I personally am about one and a half envelopes big) my beloved truck is very slow and very loud and I hate both flora and fauna so so so much. I love corporations though im-being-held-hostage: Drawing of a cartoon postman with evil eyebrows driving a truck through a field, razing a trail behind him as exhaust plumes out. He has run over a small animal
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Another Angry Woman (stavvers@masto.ai)'s status on Tuesday, 31-Jan-2023 04:15:22 JST Another Angry Woman
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nothing wrong with me

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Another Angry Woman (stavvers@masto.ai)'s status on Tuesday, 31-Jan-2023 04:15:20 JST Another Angry Woman

dwarf standards
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1. penny-anna: hot take: Gloin is the sexiest dwarf by dwarf standards. Kili s the sexiest dwarf by elf standards. Thorin is the sexiest dwarf by human standards & Bombur is the sexiest dwarf by hobbit standards penny-anna: (screenshotted tags) #ITS TRUE AND YOU SHOULD SAY IT #(ALSO THORIN AND KILI BEING "UGLY’ BY DWARF STANDARDS IS AMUSING CONTENT) further take: Kili is straight-up ugly by dwarf standards. Thorin is like, the dwarf equivalent of Benedict Cumberbatch. Some dwarves think he’s an absolutely dreamboat, others think he is super weird looking, there’s very little middle ground. ‘ Kayla-bird omg now i'm like. what does this make frodo by hobbit standards; penny-anna: by hobbit standards, I'm afraid Frodo is probably. not conventionally attractive at all. femmefaramir: Frodo is the sexiest hobbit by elf standards tolkienhoe: should I mention gollum? I don't know orc standards but he seems like an ultra twink for orcs. this is some fucking galaxy brain level tags and im crying out of sheer horror
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Another Angry Woman (stavvers@masto.ai)'s status on Tuesday, 31-Jan-2023 04:15:20 JST Another Angry Woman

understanding a newspaper political cartoon
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1. Food pyramid with every category set to pussy. Stick men cartoon "And just let him fucking die?" Pointing at pic of DJ Khaled
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2. Close up photo of Obama's eyes -this post isn't written in any known human language -is this what understanding a newspaper political cartoon is like?
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Another Angry Woman (stavvers@masto.ai)'s status on Tuesday, 31-Jan-2023 04:15:19 JST Another Angry Woman
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werewolf youtuber
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1. Hey what do you call a werewolf YouTuber? A lycabsubscribe
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Another Angry Woman (stavvers@masto.ai)'s status on Tuesday, 31-Jan-2023 04:15:18 JST Another Angry Woman

the saddest thing i ever heard get said
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1. skenpiel: hello. i am dracula. do you have any blood for me. supercomputerz: Picture of a Victorian urchin looking sad. "oive got not one drop of blood to me name on account of selling it all for one shilling and a bowl of gruel terribly sorry mr dracula skenpiel: dracula voice Thats just about the saddest thing i ever heard get said.
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Another Angry Woman (stavvers@masto.ai)'s status on Tuesday, 31-Jan-2023 04:15:18 JST Another Angry Woman
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peaceio

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Another Angry Woman (stavvers@masto.ai)'s status on Tuesday, 31-Jan-2023 04:15:17 JST Another Angry Woman
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tinder

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Another Angry Woman (stavvers@masto.ai)'s status on Tuesday, 31-Jan-2023 04:15:16 JST Another Angry Woman

kin with a pope
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1. illness-deactivated20180325: WHY WOULD PORN BLOGS FOLLOW ME I'M LITERALLY KIN WITH A POPE phoneus: best sentence so far of 2017 phoneus: going to print this out and find an elderly Lebanese woman to explain itto
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2. thiswebsitenamesareweird: Ok so everyone is deactivated but I remember seeing this posr back When the OP wasn’t and they meant they were RELATED to a pope (yknow, the original meaning of kin) the-goblin-cat: What a twist gayvillefort: ok this is false I was mutuals with the guy and he was definitely kin as in fictionkin with a pope it was the pope from that show the young pope or wahtever. anyways i think the reason he deactivated was it turned out he was into necrophilia heliolisk: this was like 12 slaps in the face
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Another Angry Woman (stavvers@masto.ai)'s status on Tuesday, 31-Jan-2023 04:15:15 JST Another Angry Woman
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your bread is missing its bread
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1. themlet: Bread Instagram is INSANE themlet: Screenshot of a post and some comments. Four photos of a sourdough bread which has very large holes in it, some of which are almost the size of the entire loaf. "I'm really happy with the crumb of this PDC with 106% hydration and 100% sourdough. No poolish, no instant yeast, just #wildyeast" Comments:"So nice! How is it that it didn't get over proofed?"° "It's a success , mate OP in main post: HOW ARE YOU HAPPY WITH THIS!!! HOW ARE YOU CELEBRATING. YOUR BREAD IS MISSING ITS BREAD!!!!! YOUR BREAD HAS NO BREAD IN YOUR BREAD!!!!
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2. .themlet: Screenshot of a text message "Literally no offense but you should be in jail for this themlet: This guy says it has a “light and airy crumb” YEAH ILL BET!
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Another Angry Woman (stavvers@masto.ai)'s status on Tuesday, 31-Jan-2023 04:15:15 JST Another Angry Woman

promhe/theyus
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1. every day i get top surgery and every night they grow back again #promhe/theyus [crying emojis]
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Another Angry Woman (stavvers@masto.ai)'s status on Tuesday, 31-Jan-2023 04:15:14 JST Another Angry Woman
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the bitch

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Another Angry Woman (stavvers@masto.ai)'s status on Tuesday, 31-Jan-2023 04:15:14 JST Another Angry Woman
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ways to look more angelic
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1. stargogh: ways to look more angelic: « carry flowers everywhere « pink or gold eye shadow + wearlong ankle dresses + soft humming + have a pink glowy blush: ishtarelisheba. + wield a flaming sword we-aim-to-misbehave + Be covered in eyes
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2. garaviel: three pairs of wings wellpardonme: Wheel princettior: announce your arrival by screaming “FEAR NOT" everywhere you og
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Another Angry Woman (stavvers@masto.ai)'s status on Tuesday, 31-Jan-2023 04:15:13 JST Another Angry Woman
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mr arson

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Another Angry Woman (stavvers@masto.ai)'s status on Tuesday, 31-Jan-2023 04:15:13 JST Another Angry Woman
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breadsts
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1. Anon: brea thickness-protection-program: -d [kombucha lady meme, interested react] -sts [kombucha lady meme, interested react] vagrantclown: breadsts thickness-protection-programme: [photo of loaves of bread which look like breasts] [kombucha lady meme, interested react]
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Another Angry Woman (stavvers@masto.ai)'s status on Tuesday, 31-Jan-2023 04:15:12 JST Another Angry Woman
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pedestrian

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Another Angry Woman (stavvers@masto.ai)'s status on Tuesday, 31-Jan-2023 04:15:10 JST Another Angry Woman

by talos this can't be happening
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1. vransietsier: by talos this can’t be happening is a mandela effect because the actual phrase is by the gods this can’t be happening and i've never heard anyone say the former in game . disgruntledmenshevikjohnmulaney: by talos this can’t be happening cyriakharris: the phrase by talos this can’t be happening is actually from a rupaul roleplay blog who left their husband in a cage with no food and water for a few weeks and the husband died sorry to be the spoil sport but it does have an origin and it is a very tumblr origin in nature Here’s the post they're referring to for context (screenshot) link-lonk: is your husband? hob-nob69: He should be fine | left him with enough food and water for a week the-real-santino-rice: That was two weeks ago the-realrupaul: Oh god no let me go check on him the-real-rupaul: By Talos this can't be happening Screenshot still from a video game of a dead man in a cage
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Another Angry Woman (stavvers@masto.ai)'s status on Tuesday, 31-Jan-2023 04:15:10 JST Another Angry Woman

we come to cum
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1. A "welcome to Cumbria" road sign with some letters strategically removed so it reads "cunt council, we come to cum"
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