Notices by Albastı (pressure@clubcyberia.co), page 2
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@Goalkeeper @EdBoatConnoisseur @colonelj @Owl @frogmaiden @pomstan
Post gunt faggot.
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@Goalkeeper @EdBoatConnoisseur @colonelj @Owl @frogmaiden @pomstan
Ok fatso settle down.
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@EdBoatConnoisseur @colonelj @Owl @frogmaiden @pomstan
<2021-09-27T22:05:34.000Z> EdBoatConnoisseur: i recently got into anal masturbation, so far what i do is put a condom over the handle of a hairbrush, lube it up and go to town on it
<2021-09-27T22:07:14.000Z> weebdivision: ah, that's about the right dimensions or so and is probably safe enough
<2021-09-27T22:07:37.000Z> weebdivision: obviously a dedicated purpose built device is better to avoid any potential damage
<2021-09-27T22:15:54.000Z> EdBoatConnoisseur: Didn't have a banana for scale, but here's what i use, it is a good 5 inches, my question is how do i improve the experience (other than buying a purpose made device) https://img.poast.org/b62679a792fe594e86d7b7105664d41293013b6fad5bf5e5e3a730956ab31ee8.jpg
<2021-09-27T22:16:49.000Z> EdBoatConnoisseur: And if you got any advice on buying didlos and how to store them discretely
<2021-09-27T22:20:39.000Z> weebdivision: hm, its probably long enough
<2021-09-27T22:24:12.000Z> weebdivision: the coolest thing i've got recently is a purpose built device with a vibrator in it
<2021-09-27T22:24:14.000Z> weebdivision: that was epic
<2021-09-27T22:24:32.000Z> weebdivision: but yea idk i bought a lot of stuff from adam & eve online and it came pretty discrete
<2021-09-27T22:24:45.000Z> weebdivision: i bought the last one in a sex shop on a vacation
<2021-09-27T22:25:38.000Z> weebdivision: i have a whole drawer of degenerate shit but i live alone lol
<2021-09-27T22:26:07.000Z> weebdivision: that's what i did when i moved, just got ammo cans or mini ammo cans and put locks on them
<2021-09-27T22:25:52.000Z> weebdivision: i've used ammo cans before since they have locking loops tho
<2021-09-27T22:39:18.000Z> weebdivision: if you're ever in myrtle beach i can recommend a good store lol
<2021-09-27T22:39:40.000Z> EdBoatConnoisseur: Any advice on technique other than in and out or sitting on top
<2021-09-27T22:40:16.000Z> weebdivision: if you had something with a bend you can rotate it to try to hit the spot more
<2021-09-27T22:40:52.000Z> weebdivision: if you're trying hands free that's just really hard... you have to have a real good fantasy worked up and make a lot of noise lol
<2021-09-27T22:42:52.000Z> weebdivision: the purpose built ones mostly have suction cups so it's fun to pop it on a shower wall, etc.
<2021-09-27T22:44:00.000Z> EdBoatConnoisseur: I'm not ttying to go for hands free, just for feeling good tbh
<2021-09-27T22:51:38.000Z> weebdivision: yeah, idk i find i have to be in the right mood and have to have good fantasy going a long with it lol
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@Waerloga @dcc @threat @Terry @jasonl8446 @sjw @DiamondMind @Oblivia @ins0mniak @mia @p @thebitchisback @warmbeverageenjoyer @mischievoustomato @ehhh @lunarised
>VIRUSES ARENT REAL
>I KNOW THAT
So this is what the bottom of a five year long hell thread spiral looks like.
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@DiamondMind @dcc @threat @Terry @jasonl8446 @sjw @Oblivia @Waerloga @ins0mniak @mia @p @thebitchisback @warmbeverageenjoyer @mischievoustomato @ehhh @lunarised
Truly, the scales have fallen from mine eyes.
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@cassidyclown @Zealous
How many new accounts have been created over the past few days?
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@Godcast @meowski @udongle @idea_enjoyer
Cool. How would this be achieved in your ideal system?
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@Godcast @meowski @udongle @idea_enjoyer
Whose house do you live in, out of curiosity.
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@Godcast @meowski @udongle @idea_enjoyer
Whose house do you live in, Mr. "I'm not actually making any prescriptions here don't get me wrong."
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@Godcast @meowski @udongle @idea_enjoyer
Do you or have you ever had a mortgage?
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"opportunity costs aren't real costs"
Oh ok.
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@olmitch
Cringe take but the video is brilliant.
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@olmitch I have not yet begun to flame.
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@rees @brat @bot @colonelj
Also don't try to cut me out of the thread ever again, you fucking retard Soraya.
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@rees @brat @bot @colonelj
I don't know if you're aware of this Beautiful Mind but we have lists now.
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@rees @brat @bot @colonelj
There's only one list. It's called "The Daily Check." You're cool by default if you're on it. Try putting it in your Tinder bio thing.
>I'm on pressure's The Daily Check list btw
Bitches cream their jeans.
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@schizoweirdo @rees @Kacho @Tony @bot @colonelj @olmitch
There was a situation tent about it but he was like "I want to be left alone" so that ended pretty quickly.
I'm not sure why he chose to respond to this thread, mixed signals.
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@Tony @schizoweirdo @bot @colonelj @olmitch
Please stop harming animals.
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@schizoweirdo @Tony @bot @colonelj @olmitch
How many touchless orgasms did he give you?
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@schizoweirdo @Tony @bot @colonelj @olmitch
I can't believe he called you a donut and didn't even make you cum. F tier demon tbh.
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