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@Gargron @shoq @taylorlorenz

Assuming someone has enough brains to actually look at a profile.

Have you met the average American yet?

@nixCraft

“I drink your milkshake.” 🎳

@arstechnica

James Bond Super Villains, Listed by Intelligence Most to Least:

Auric Goldfinger
Ernst Stavro Blofeld
Lyutsifer Safin
Franz Oberhauser
Max Zorin
Raoul Silva
Francisco Scaramonga
Mr. White
Alec ‘Janus’ Trevelyan
Le Chiffre
Karl Stromberg
Miranda Frost
Dr. Julius No
Franz Sanchez
Aristotle Kristatos
General Orlov
Prince Kamal Khan
Hugo Drax
Elliott Carver
Gustav Graves
Mr. Big
General Georgi Koskov
Dominic Greene
Elektra King
Brad Whitaker
Elon Musk

@arstechnica

Quitting might be more of an option for CEO Linda Yaccarino if she weren’t a right wing shitbag herself.

@freemo

10 week limit, that’s the giveaway. Plus you don’t even live in the U.S.

@freemo @darreninthenet

Freemo is either ignorant or a closet asshole. A number of posts on his page appear to support right wing viewpoints although as subtly as possible.

@freemo

Your stance on abortion is a fucking giveaway you piece of shit.

You don’t even live here. You live in the Netherlands.

So the only thing you have to be worried about what this shithole country does is if they follow through on their policy of invading the Netherlands if any of the many U.S. war criminals are put on trial at The Hague.

@wonderofscience

Little shop / Little shop of horrors 🎶

Feed me Seymour

You’ll be a Dentist… 🎶

@arstechnica

Yup those scumbags are just as guilty. Obviously they encouraged this bullshit.

@arstechnica

Stephen Paddock eat your heart out. Someone figured out a way to do more financial damage to MGM Resorts than you did.

MGM should have paid through the nose for that incident. They knew he was a problem gambler with anger issues.

I met him in 2016. He was talking about revenge against the casinos (for perceived cheating) then.

@Gargron

Weird. I saw a shelf full of overpriced shitty K-Pop albums at Target yesterday with that EXACT logo.

Or maybe it was Satanist pop. Well, yes by default, if nothing else.

All K-Pop is clearly Satan doing his worst.

@arstechnica

Elon Musk is such a scumbag son of a bitch.

“I’ll never pay my rent or for janitorial services while I treat my staff like shit, but - oh wait a minute - there’s Nazis on the platform, spreading hate? Where’s my checkbook?”

What a fucking piece of shit.

@arstechnica

“Voyager reporting in. Collision with second spacecraft, Nomad. Not to worry. Self repaired and heading back to home base at greatly increased speed. New mission: Sterilize Sterilize. Sterilize.”