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@aral EviCore? It’s no coincidence these fuckers picked a name so close to EvilCore which is what they are. A real life #MrRobot entity bent on fucking people over.

@eff

For now. You see what these motherfucking assholes are doing. The second that free speech targets them in a major way, do you think those bastards will respect the rule of established law?

When have those motherfuckers ever respected established law that is not in their favor?

@arstechnica

And now…

A special message to Elon Musk from a coalition of advertising agencies and billions of citizens of the Planet Earth…

https://youtu.be/unccXlME1X4?si=jiFm98P9Ntigoiv2

@arstechnica

Jesus Christ every day this scumbag Musk finds brand new ways to be an even bigger dipshit.

@nixCraft

Idiots are the second greatest American product by volume. Right after assholes.

@aral

If, by that, you mean overrated, useless and incompetent, then yes.

@arstechnica

Good luck collecting that 56 billion dollars you piece of shit.

@arstechnica

So the motherfucker can no longer be head of Tesla? Is that correct?

@nixCraft

If you’ve ever wondered what a shithole country looks like…

Look out your fucking windows!

@nixCraft

Well when you consider the same piece of shit who forced Britney Spears to work drugged and under conservatorship - Gary Loveman - now runs Aetna Health Insurance and is teaming up with Jeff Bezos for telehealth, making it more impossible to see a real doctor, this is fucking true.

@nixCraft

Also an appropriate response in any similar situation (the proper clip starts at the 6:44 mark, the rest is also excellent):

https://youtu.be/_qtG82HJB2I?si=tWQ-0Zt8DNKVeR3g

@arstechnica

Gee what a surprise that shitbag investment bankers aren’t concerned with public health.

@arstechnica

“Halt! Before you cross the bridge you must answer these questions three, lest you fall into the pit of eternal damnation.”

“Ask me the questions bridgekeeper, for I am not afraid?”

“What is your quest?”

“To find the Holy Grail.”

“What is your favorite color?”

“Blue.”

“What is the terminal velocity of an iPhone falling from 16,000 feet from a Boeing737Max?”

“iPhone Max or iPhone Pro Max?”

“I…I…don’t know! Aaaaahhhhhhhhh…”

🌉🎢🤸♂️🌋🔥

@nixCraft

It’s the year of The Dragon:

@arstechnica

I hope they sue the fuck out of that arrogant scumbag sack of shit.

@nixCraft

Fly safe and secure with Ryan Air.

Our crack team of highly skilled engineers and maintenance are always checking and fixing ways to make our airplanes sea worthy.

And most of our pilots have passed rigorous flight training and are over 16 years old.

@arstechnica

I’m sure that asshole Governor Greg Gianforte is highly disappointed it’s not as easy to get close to judges for the purposes of body slamming them as reporters.

@aral

The death toll eventually will be well over half a million. Counting all the health issues from breathing in all that crap, the broken bones, the starvation, exposure to the elements.

They were already living in forced squalor with a population density equal to New York City and a 50% unemployment rate with no way out.

If you think they were pissed off before, the survivors are really pissed off now. With good reason. And millions of their Arab brethren are going to feel the same.

@nixCraft

This is just another version of those late night real estate infomercials where some piece of shit is on a yacht surrounded by women in bikinis and saying if you want to me like me buy my course!

@nixCraft

Absolutely absurd. Especially considering how corrupt the legal system in this shithole country from the Supreme Court on down is to begin with.