Notices by 💮Space Elf🐝 (spaceelf@leafposter.club), page 7
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💮Space Elf🐝 (spaceelf@leafposter.club)'s status on Sunday, 22-Jan-2023 00:31:08 JST 
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@TheVeryLutheranHousewife I LOVE FOREST FLOORS
I LOVE UNDERBRUSH
I LOVE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSS -
💮Space Elf🐝 (spaceelf@leafposter.club)'s status on Sunday, 22-Jan-2023 00:31:07 JST
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@TheVeryLutheranHousewife If I could work out a way to keep the timbers from rotting, or sprouting mushrooms, I'd carpet my house in moss and sleep on a bed of it. Thus far I've set it growing over every external surface on my property. The fence, the trees, the paving stones. Everything has gotten MOSSED.
I will not stop until the world is soft, cool and green. -
💮Space Elf🐝 (spaceelf@leafposter.club)'s status on Friday, 20-Jan-2023 03:10:34 JST
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@WashedOutGundamPilot I have to eat all the eggs. This weird guy keeps telling me so. -
💮Space Elf🐝 (spaceelf@leafposter.club)'s status on Friday, 20-Jan-2023 02:52:45 JST
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@TheVeryLutheranHousewife It really sounds like the core element of these fair play women is that they were fatherless. -
💮Space Elf🐝 (spaceelf@leafposter.club)'s status on Thursday, 19-Jan-2023 22:33:44 JST
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@mangeurdenuage @coolboymew I will fight you for it -
💮Space Elf🐝 (spaceelf@leafposter.club)'s status on Friday, 13-Jan-2023 07:58:14 JST
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@WashedOutGundamPilot @graf what? -
💮Space Elf🐝 (spaceelf@leafposter.club)'s status on Thursday, 12-Jan-2023 09:47:16 JST
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@WashedOutGundamPilot If you are at a point where you cannot put your dirty clothes in a basket, or make your bed, and are not dealing with one of the following:
a blood relative or spouse has recently died
you're locked in a violent opium withdrawal after the Health Industrial Complex pumped your comatose ass full of pfizer products
you're crippled and or dead
Then it's time to try and tap-dance in a Bosnian meadow. -
💮Space Elf🐝 (spaceelf@leafposter.club)'s status on Thursday, 12-Jan-2023 06:04:09 JST
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@WashedOutGundamPilot Another good option is hanging some thick blankets from a coffee table and putting one under so that your feet & legs stay warm in cold weather. -
💮Space Elf🐝 (spaceelf@leafposter.club)'s status on Thursday, 12-Jan-2023 05:28:11 JST
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@Owl My Aunties were different. They were much more regular shapes with some John Bauer art carved into the faces. -
💮Space Elf🐝 (spaceelf@leafposter.club)'s status on Thursday, 12-Jan-2023 05:28:03 JST
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@Owl They’re shockingly effective. I remember my first time using them in Norway, I was expecting it to get cold really quickly, especially with the snow banked up 4ft around the house. Woke up in the morning toasty warm still, the soapstone still outputting heat, despite frost over the windows.
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💮Space Elf🐝 (spaceelf@leafposter.club)'s status on Thursday, 12-Jan-2023 05:27:56 JST
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@Owl They're great. They'll save you so much in heating in cold weather. Especially if you're regularly using an oven or fire. -
💮Space Elf🐝 (spaceelf@leafposter.club)'s status on Thursday, 12-Jan-2023 05:27:55 JST
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While I'm on the "Helpful shit you can do for cheap" nonsense, can I recommend to the seppos and euros to invest in stones to heat rooms?
You bake or place them by the fire and let them heat up, then set them in a room to benefit twice from the fire's heat or the oven's use.
Porous rock is likely to fracture or shatter if you do this with it, Soapstone is incredibly dense and sturdy however, and will serve you excellently essentially forever. It's best practice to have some means like a hole drilled through the stone for a wire handle, which you carry with a hook or poker. -
💮Space Elf🐝 (spaceelf@leafposter.club)'s status on Thursday, 05-Jan-2023 05:11:13 JST
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Are you ready for a whole new form of smug janny faggotry? -
💮Space Elf🐝 (spaceelf@leafposter.club)'s status on Tuesday, 03-Jan-2023 12:12:37 JST
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@josh It's just a traditional vaccine. It's my emergency option in case shit becomes so totally unsustainable that it's taking one or losing future children or something. -
💮Space Elf🐝 (spaceelf@leafposter.club)'s status on Sunday, 01-Jan-2023 12:01:35 JST
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@WashedOutGundamPilot @King_Porgi @PvtProperty @Shadowbroker2135 @skylar One of Australia's most common crimes was teenagers stealing horses to joyride around town, and then try and get them back in the paddock before it was noticed.
For our first press photograph, we decided to Weekend At Berny's a dead body into a menacing pose, for a story about the guy, who the cops had just shot.
We had a famous police dog named Zoe, she knew a shitload of tricks, and once we taught her to drive a fucking tank for charity. What a good gorl! -
💮Space Elf🐝 (spaceelf@leafposter.club)'s status on Sunday, 01-Jan-2023 11:58:33 JST
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@PvtProperty @King_Porgi @Shadowbroker2135 @skylar We considered it to be too indecent for people to see. -
💮Space Elf🐝 (spaceelf@leafposter.club)'s status on Sunday, 01-Jan-2023 11:50:28 JST
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@PvtProperty @King_Porgi @Shadowbroker2135 @skylar That was always the most confusing part of US history to me. The Australian government once had to pay all its staff in rum instead of money due to financial woes in the early years. -
💮Space Elf🐝 (spaceelf@leafposter.club)'s status on Sunday, 01-Jan-2023 11:50:24 JST
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@Shadowbroker2135 @King_Porgi @PvtProperty @skylar I wonder if you looked back at the laws, if they were established around the era of prohibition or not. -
💮Space Elf🐝 (spaceelf@leafposter.club)'s status on Sunday, 01-Jan-2023 11:50:22 JST
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@PvtProperty @King_Porgi @Shadowbroker2135 @skylar It's always a shame that people just repeat emu war jokes. They're funny, but not when it's the *only* joke you hear. Here's a bunch of dumb things that've happened that I remember.
We had to ban Vegimite in Victorian prisons, to stop the prisoners making booze out of it.
We had bush rangers (like black hat cowboys,) who would hold up entire towns, force them to have fun, get drunk and party at gun point, while they robbed the local bank or train.
We had a bush ranger walking around in full home made plate armour that was only foiled after an unstoppable career because he forgot to armour his legs. He would also march into town, lock the cops in their own jail, and throw a party for the towns folk.
Two of our most important explorers were known to get in such heated arguments about which way to go they'd break out into open violence (William Hovel and Hamilton Hume)
One of our Prime Ministers went fucking missing while swimming at a beach, his body was never found.- So we named a swimming pool after him. Which is popularly referred to as "Dead Harry's."
A vehement anti Hitler European activist named Kisch tried to come to Australia to speak about his experience under Nazi rule, we refused him the opportunity to leave the boat he arrived on, on the grounds that he was probably some kind of faggot commie poofta. So he jumped off the side of the boat and onto the pier, breaking his leg. He then tried to sue us for entry, we told him that a broken leg isn't grounds for immigration.
In the 1890's a group of aussies got so sick of Australia, they left to start a second Australia called New Australia in fucking Paraguay.
We're the nation that started the trend of working 8 hours a day 5 days a week. (sorry mate)
Prime Minister Bob Hawke set the world reccord for fasted beer drinker, by drinking 2 and a half pints in 11 seconds. He then boasted that it's why he was so politically successful.
An Aussie discovered the oldest fossils in the world just sitting in the open in the outback, and no one fucking believed him or was willing to check: Until they were discovered everywhere else.
There are 1 million feral camels in the outback. Saudi Arabia buys our camels for meat and racing animals.
We built the longest fence in the world (5600km / 3500 miles) to keep out dingoes, but called it the Rabbit Proof Fence.
We put Kangaroos and Emus on the coat of arms because they can't walk backwards. That's literally the reason.
We had banned swimming at the beach during the day until after we became a Federation.
When the Sydney Harbour Bridge was being commissioned, a retired cavalry officer on horseback charged forward to cut the ribbon with his sabre. They tied up another ribbon and did the ceremony again. The man was swiftly arrested, sent to a mental hospital, and charged the cost of 1 ribbon.
The initial colonial governments in Australia drank more alcohol than any society ever has in human history, per capita. -
💮Space Elf🐝 (spaceelf@leafposter.club)'s status on Saturday, 31-Dec-2022 09:41:06 JST
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@coolboymew I only suggest it because when I bought both my chest freezers, it was 2nd hand. Both only needed refrigerant gasses in order to function.
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