Notices by Rusty Crab (rustycrab@sleepy.cafe), page 7
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Rusty Crab (rustycrab@sleepy.cafe)'s status on Tuesday, 21-Mar-2023 13:50:33 JST Rusty Crab pieville is that neighbor who calls the cops on you for playing music at normal volume and then takes the muffler off his car -
Rusty Crab (rustycrab@sleepy.cafe)'s status on Tuesday, 21-Mar-2023 12:37:14 JST Rusty Crab @PhenomX6 @wrongthink maybe once every week I click on the Microsoft help forum either by accident or desperation. Not once to this day have I ever seen one of their staff members even attempt to answer the question that was being asked. -
Rusty Crab (rustycrab@sleepy.cafe)'s status on Tuesday, 21-Mar-2023 02:30:53 JST Rusty Crab >windows forces update
>CPU now stuck at 1ghz
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Rusty Crab (rustycrab@sleepy.cafe)'s status on Sunday, 19-Mar-2023 05:03:43 JST Rusty Crab I don't remember this one -
Rusty Crab (rustycrab@sleepy.cafe)'s status on Sunday, 19-Mar-2023 00:38:38 JST Rusty Crab @Inginsub there's an entire team dedicated to stopping it from posting n-towers -
Rusty Crab (rustycrab@sleepy.cafe)'s status on Sunday, 19-Mar-2023 00:29:06 JST Rusty Crab I'm in a city park and there's a FUCKING TOILET BROKEN IN HALF ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD WHY -
Rusty Crab (rustycrab@sleepy.cafe)'s status on Sunday, 19-Mar-2023 00:29:05 JST Rusty Crab @Binkle -
Rusty Crab (rustycrab@sleepy.cafe)'s status on Sunday, 19-Mar-2023 00:29:04 JST Rusty Crab @Binkle how do you break toilets in half -
Rusty Crab (rustycrab@sleepy.cafe)'s status on Saturday, 18-Mar-2023 01:28:25 JST Rusty Crab @lain @kaia right now there's banjo music playing next to me and this is otherworldly entertaining -
Rusty Crab (rustycrab@sleepy.cafe)'s status on Saturday, 18-Mar-2023 00:15:48 JST Rusty Crab bros I am so burned out I don't think I can do literally anything today -
Rusty Crab (rustycrab@sleepy.cafe)'s status on Saturday, 18-Mar-2023 00:15:47 JST Rusty Crab @wizardyuuka YOU ARE TALKING TO ME LIKE I'M NOT STILL IN BED -
Rusty Crab (rustycrab@sleepy.cafe)'s status on Friday, 17-Mar-2023 04:36:13 JST Rusty Crab @MMS21 -
Rusty Crab (rustycrab@sleepy.cafe)'s status on Friday, 17-Mar-2023 03:08:32 JST Rusty Crab why in the fuck does every windows exe ping Microsoft servers. Every single one I've come across does this. -
Rusty Crab (rustycrab@sleepy.cafe)'s status on Thursday, 16-Mar-2023 12:28:39 JST Rusty Crab average day on fedi -
Rusty Crab (rustycrab@sleepy.cafe)'s status on Thursday, 16-Mar-2023 09:12:48 JST Rusty Crab @theorytoe -
Rusty Crab (rustycrab@sleepy.cafe)'s status on Thursday, 16-Mar-2023 00:52:07 JST Rusty Crab @WashedOutGundamPilot @bronze @D00B I legitimately do not understand what they think they're going to get out of that. I can only figure it's just intense brainwashing. Men have it easier in some ways with careers but it has to do with brain structure, absolutely nothing to do with anything below the neck -
Rusty Crab (rustycrab@sleepy.cafe)'s status on Monday, 13-Mar-2023 23:16:11 JST Rusty Crab @Binkle the solution to dead internet theory is to shun anyone who talks like reddit -
Rusty Crab (rustycrab@sleepy.cafe)'s status on Sunday, 12-Mar-2023 01:57:01 JST Rusty Crab @mint I'm relieved to know it works on RSA but in general not AES. -
Rusty Crab (rustycrab@sleepy.cafe)'s status on Sunday, 12-Mar-2023 01:43:22 JST Rusty Crab in my "so paranoid about security that I'm looking up quantum cracking" era -
Rusty Crab (rustycrab@sleepy.cafe)'s status on Friday, 10-Mar-2023 13:25:56 JST Rusty Crab "yeah hi mom I-- wait wait slow down... yeah I know you saw my phone the other day I.... no, I'm not a furry mom that's pleroma-tan.... yes I know she has wolf ears but that's not--"