Notices by Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud), page 9
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Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Monday, 14-Oct-2024 18:40:16 JST Hoss Delgado Americans be like "Why the fuck would I need a rice cooker? I can cook all the rice in a several mile radius with a single 21kt fission bomb." -
Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Monday, 14-Oct-2024 17:57:50 JST Hoss Delgado >i have a massive nose
Interesting. How does the image make you feel? -
Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Sunday, 13-Oct-2024 12:58:21 JST Hoss Delgado The tuck job subject matter expert has spoken. -
Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Sunday, 13-Oct-2024 12:58:19 JST Hoss Delgado Too late. Change your name to "Tuckjob Tony". -
Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Sunday, 13-Oct-2024 12:30:50 JST Hoss Delgado THAT IS WHAT I AM. I AM 100% THAT.
RT: https://shitpost.cloud/objects/a0d53bd6-29a8-452e-8f64-e60fd45a2737 -
Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Sunday, 13-Oct-2024 11:02:33 JST Hoss Delgado In the future, all wagies will be replaced by Tesla Optimus bots controlled by pajeets on the other side of the planet.
RT: https://the.asbestos.cafe/objects/5cbe7ce3-7ae6-4b01-9041-c6a88f4b62fc -
Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Sunday, 13-Oct-2024 02:03:41 JST Hoss Delgado Netflix was only good for like the two years it had the streaming monopoly. Now that everybody and their mother has started their own streaming platforms, the content service landscape is literally worse than the cable it replaced. -
Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Sunday, 13-Oct-2024 02:03:09 JST Hoss Delgado 120 Internet? Pft, just steal it. It's floating around in the air just waiting for you to use. -
Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Sunday, 13-Oct-2024 02:03:07 JST Hoss Delgado I wonder if anybody has found out how to steal Starlink without paying for the subscription yet. Like how my old man used to steal DirecTV with a specially flashed card inserted into the box. -
Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Sunday, 13-Oct-2024 02:02:47 JST Hoss Delgado Hopefully Powell will be one of those people filing for unemployment soon. -
Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Sunday, 13-Oct-2024 02:02:45 JST Hoss Delgado The rates just need to be cut a lil more, chud! This'll totally work just like it did in '08. -
Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Sunday, 13-Oct-2024 02:02:43 JST Hoss Delgado Cutting rates makes it cheaper to borrow money, but increases inflation. The theory is that this should spur companies to borrow more money to grow and hire more people, but when it doesn't it results in stagflation. That's the worst of both worlds, where the money supply and unemployment both keep increasing. -
Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Saturday, 12-Oct-2024 11:56:02 JST Hoss Delgado These cops are interrogating me about an ounce of weed as if I didn't kill an Applebee's hostess two miles away. -
Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Saturday, 12-Oct-2024 10:03:50 JST Hoss Delgado How are we halfway through the 2020s? Wasn't covid, like, last year? -
Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Saturday, 12-Oct-2024 09:05:41 JST Hoss Delgado Gamers rise up? More like gamers bend over. -
Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Saturday, 12-Oct-2024 07:43:46 JST Hoss Delgado >Stop hitting on my wife, Dracula. -
Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Saturday, 12-Oct-2024 07:23:54 JST Hoss Delgado I have a banger of post from myself about Greeks and debates that I would quote if I could find it. -
Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Saturday, 12-Oct-2024 07:23:13 JST Hoss Delgado No I didn't, thanks. -
Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Saturday, 12-Oct-2024 07:23:11 JST Hoss Delgado >One glass mason jar. *beep*
>And one...Vaporeon figurine...*beep*
>...paper or plastic, sir? -
Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Friday, 11-Oct-2024 12:44:50 JST Hoss Delgado America has its own Taiping Heavenly Kingdom-esque theocratic revolt.