Notices by SuperLutheran (Festive half) (superlutheran@poa.st), page 6
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SuperLutheran (Festive half) (superlutheran@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 17-Oct-2023 02:23:06 JST SuperLutheran (Festive half) @caekislove @Ottovonshitpost @YeetLibs " Best not be simpin', boy. Gonna show up on your lawn burning a giant effigy of belle delphine, boy. Keep this up and we'll be feeding you salt peter until you can't get a stiffy for loose women, y'hear me?" -
SuperLutheran (Festive half) (superlutheran@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 12-Oct-2023 08:05:41 JST SuperLutheran (Festive half) @DW2 Dude they're just gonna let Russia win the war at this point. -
SuperLutheran (Festive half) (superlutheran@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 10-Oct-2023 11:44:37 JST SuperLutheran (Festive half) @sickburnbro Reading about the largest mass rape in history made me pro Palestine. -
SuperLutheran (Festive half) (superlutheran@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 08-Oct-2023 00:16:53 JST SuperLutheran (Festive half) I don't like seeing yet another war. I advocate for a peaceful one state solution to what's going on in the state of israel right now:
Disestablish the state of israel, reverse the Naqba with birthright citizenship for the Palestinian diaspora, and hand over all the levers of power to the Christian population in the country
I think this is a perfect solution for everyone there. -
SuperLutheran (Festive half) (superlutheran@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 03-Oct-2023 04:18:48 JST SuperLutheran (Festive half) @jeffcliff @Godcast @UnityOstara I understand that you have a lot of faith in it. I simply lack a belief in evolution though. It's OK though, I only believe in one less evolutionary theory than you do. -
SuperLutheran (Festive half) (superlutheran@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 03-Oct-2023 04:18:17 JST SuperLutheran (Festive half) @Godcast @jeffcliff "Huh. So this artery looks like something. Must mean that lungs are just repurposed arteries! We have solved the problem, we are serious people." -
SuperLutheran (Festive half) (superlutheran@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 03-Oct-2023 04:18:16 JST SuperLutheran (Festive half) @jeffcliff @Godcast Oh I'm sure they spend lots of pay-check justifying time on it lmao -
SuperLutheran (Festive half) (superlutheran@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 03-Oct-2023 04:18:14 JST SuperLutheran (Festive half) @jeffcliff @UnityOstara @Godcast Well I disagree on both of these counts. Evolution is the whig theory of history imprinted on nature. Pure fiction. -
SuperLutheran (Festive half) (superlutheran@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 24-Sep-2023 23:37:33 JST SuperLutheran (Festive half) If that were the case, then the diocese would have spoken up and canceled it. But they didn't, even when asked, so I can only assume that the RCC currently approves of this new abomination mass.
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SuperLutheran (Festive half) (superlutheran@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 24-Sep-2023 23:37:32 JST SuperLutheran (Festive half) Scripture tells us about a great apostasy. It never says that all the apostates will stop claiming they're Christian. -
SuperLutheran (Festive half) (superlutheran@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 24-Sep-2023 20:18:57 JST SuperLutheran (Festive half) Also, if your church sucks and you don't want to tithe to them, please consider tithing to the VLP so we can start expanding even further, making inroads to a true Reformation in our times:
verylutheran.biz/contact -
SuperLutheran (Festive half) (superlutheran@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 23-Sep-2023 01:34:06 JST SuperLutheran (Festive half) This is the first spam text I've gotten in several weeks. The more I respond to these, the less frequent they send out new ones.
That means they're reading them, and it makes my day. -
SuperLutheran (Festive half) (superlutheran@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 23-Sep-2023 00:39:54 JST SuperLutheran (Festive half) They knew that would be an alternative people would consider. That's why they work on increasing social atomization, so none of us would ever think of it or be able to pull it off -
SuperLutheran (Festive half) (superlutheran@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 20-Sep-2023 00:54:17 JST SuperLutheran (Festive half) "Small arms fire, you say? See, I told you boys not to underestimate the Garand." -
SuperLutheran (Festive half) (superlutheran@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 16-Sep-2023 21:09:19 JST SuperLutheran (Festive half) God has made some awesome and fearsome animals.
Jaguars have a bite force of 1500 psi, twice a much as Siberian tigers. I saw video of one snapping an alligator's neck in a single bite after sneaking up on it. -
SuperLutheran (Festive half) (superlutheran@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 15-Sep-2023 01:14:18 JST SuperLutheran (Festive half) You're right in the main, but Adam may not have just been thinking about the fruit and its effects. He listened to his wife and ate: this tells us that he gave greater weight to his wife's words than to God's words, effectively being an idolater/hypersimp.
Adam listened to his wife, but he was not deceived the way she was - he knew better per 1 Timothy 2:14. We can almost hear him say, "if Eve shall die, I shall die with her" before he takes the first bite. -
SuperLutheran (Festive half) (superlutheran@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 13-Sep-2023 14:11:49 JST SuperLutheran (Festive half) The only law I intend to break is gravity, my friend -
SuperLutheran (Festive half) (superlutheran@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 13-Sep-2023 14:11:48 JST SuperLutheran (Festive half) 2 arms yes, 1 arm no. I'm slowly but surely working toward a 1 minute hold before moving on to the 1 arm version. -
SuperLutheran (Festive half) (superlutheran@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 13-Sep-2023 14:11:46 JST SuperLutheran (Festive half) gymless.org/how-to-do-elbow-lever-easy-calisthenics-skill-you-can-do-in-one-day/ -
SuperLutheran (Festive half) (superlutheran@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 13-Sep-2023 14:11:46 JST SuperLutheran (Festive half) I highly recommend it for anyone into martial arts. It conditions the abs for outside pressure, making you better at absorbing body blows. Also cool red marks on your gut for an hour after the workout.