Notices by Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st), page 4
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Monday, 12-Aug-2024 11:01:37 JST Kerosene @synapsid @AmericanChampion @EdBoatConnoisseur @WashedOutGundamPilot @john_rando >Anytime I talk to women it sounds like they don't really have hobbies or go out beyond going to the bar or club with friends once in a while
About 90% of women I've ever met don't have hobbies beyond "Netflix and chill". The few I've met that actually did have interesting hobbies eventually dropped them and became basic bitches just like the rest. -
Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Monday, 12-Aug-2024 01:12:42 JST Kerosene I'm not a fan of oppai loli. That being said, the big-tiddy girl from Onimai is VERY sexo.
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Saturday, 10-Aug-2024 16:27:23 JST Kerosene Niggas will take the most sensible life advice like "Don't smash your balls with a hammer" and call it something stupid like "hammer-quitting" and "soft gonadism" -
Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Friday, 09-Aug-2024 11:54:05 JST Kerosene @MoeBritannica NOOOOOO A WOMAN ISN'T SUPPOSED TO DECLARE HER LOVE FOR YOU. SHE'S SUPPOSED TO BE INDIFFERENT AT BEST AND ACTIVELY HATE YOU AT WORST :soymad: -
Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Friday, 09-Aug-2024 03:42:08 JST Kerosene I think we should have a special Olympics where all athletes are free to pump as many drugs into their bodies as possible and have as many Bane-like super-jacked inhuman beings competing against each other. -
Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Friday, 09-Aug-2024 00:51:11 JST Kerosene @MK2boogaloo What if its surprise penis inspection day? I can't fail penis inspection day that would permanently go on my record. -
Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Friday, 09-Aug-2024 00:47:07 JST Kerosene Hello everynyan how to remove an erection I can't stand in front of my boss with a boner -
Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Wednesday, 07-Aug-2024 16:09:23 JST Kerosene I can very vividly picture a cute woman's slow and gentle breathing as she sleeps in my arms while I ponder over what to make for breakfast next morning. I'm going to kill niggers until this becomes true. -
Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Wednesday, 07-Aug-2024 12:56:18 JST Kerosene @Goalkeeper @iwetoddid @YeetLibs @Hyperhidrosis God created vtubers and rapists, but Samuel Colt made them equal :loligun: -
Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Wednesday, 07-Aug-2024 01:57:11 JST Kerosene @DarkMahesvara @Kyonko802 But it clearly says it's male. You are gay! -
Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Tuesday, 06-Aug-2024 05:06:37 JST Kerosene I think fedi is slowly turning me into a pervert. -
Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Tuesday, 06-Aug-2024 00:57:10 JST Kerosene @mikuphile I love cute girls wearing cute things :sob2: -
Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Saturday, 03-Aug-2024 22:49:34 JST Kerosene @Zoomerman88 Don't know if parody or average woman moment. -
Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Saturday, 03-Aug-2024 13:56:02 JST Kerosene November 5th comes ever closer.
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Saturday, 03-Aug-2024 08:30:01 JST Kerosene @mrsaturday @Hoss @goatmeal Libertarians when I have the liberty to scam them :soymad:
Communists when they are equally poor and malnourished :soymad:
Fascists when they lose the war after declaring themselves the master race :soymad:
Monarchists when their pure royal incestual blood produces infertile offspring :soymad: -
Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Friday, 02-Aug-2024 15:17:23 JST Kerosene @Shadowbroker2135 @rlier23 @EdBoatConnoisseur @Groomschild @SuperSnekFriend @William_The_Dragonborn Wendigos were too thin so God sent them Americans to feed them lots of burgers so they can gain a couple of pounds and get some meat on those bones. Feed your local Wendigo and marry her. -
Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Thursday, 01-Aug-2024 23:05:33 JST Kerosene @LordMordred Nah, it just doesn't feel the same when the girl teasing you is an Aryan instead of a NIGGER. I'll stick with the original, thank you :NagatoroPout: -
Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Thursday, 01-Aug-2024 00:05:42 JST Kerosene @lapin >they are siblings
Uhh yeah I already like the picture you don't have to sell it to me. -
Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Wednesday, 31-Jul-2024 08:06:16 JST Kerosene @skylar WHO ARE THOU WHO VOMIT REACT @Wiz
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Wednesday, 31-Jul-2024 08:06:14 JST Kerosene @Wiz @skylar Fuck you nigger, short hair is very nice. You're just a queer so your desire to fuck boys is projected into cute girls
#hairhellthread